Go to bed, you pathetic NEET cuckolds!
Jokes on you I'm a wagecuck that has to get up at 6 am tomorrow! haha ha...ha...
FUCKING KILL ME
My benis go granit when looking at this picture. Warum?
Are you naturally an edgy asshole or are you just proud and want to avoid being seen as weak?
a "failed normie" is a Chad who just chooses to not have sex, get friends, better his life. Most of you faggots are mocking the real robots. Only way to know if you're a true robot is for you to get rejected by 100 girls. Most of you faggots are just choosing to not have sex/good social life. Being a robot means you are innately a loser and you cry everyday about tfwnogf.
It is sad that so many fags on this board call someone a failed normie just because they tried to get a friend and failed. Go fuck yourself faggot
Prepare for operation ganges..... /r9k/
God damn i hate psychiatrists and psychologists and any other branch of shrinks. Do they ever solve anything? They seem to just sit there and tell you what you want to hear for an hour a week without fixing shit. Any robots that can give me insight on this?
I just started seeing one Saturday, I'm not expecting anything immediate but once I get a bit better at opening up and more comfortable with him it'll be nice to have that sort of transparency with someone without the consequences of potentially ruining a relationship with someone o care about
psychologists are not like medical doctors or policemen, they don't actually care about your well being because it's not part of their job to fix you.their job is simply to talk to you so they can publish their theories to the scientific academia for attention whoring.
Hey /r9k/ I was wondering If you knew the way how to calculate the area of the blue part?
>want to go be homeless in Fort Collins, Colorado
>masturbate in sleep
>know I will get caught and charged as sex offender
Whats a food I can live off for the rest of my life
People are just memeing on /pol/, right?
and do roasties really fan their vajayjays?
I agree that women can be gross as fuck but at the same time they're also really hot and pussy feels amazing without a condom. Women are shit though. I honestly envy asexual people that have no desire to be with anyone romantically...it's not worth the headaches or the heartbreak.
Why do normies browse /r9k/?
There are a couple theories that sound plausible to me.
They play tourist. None of the films, television shows, literature or interactions they're used to are as hard hitting for them as what's posted here. They enjoy the shock factor, they like to see misery from a safe distance.
They think themselves to be one of us on some level or another. Everyone, no matter how normie has troubles and experiences the ups and downs of life. They might think that most of what's on here is exaggeration and that everyone is actually "suffering" in the same ways as them. Or, perhaps being exposed to a more intense level of loneliness and frustration dulls the edge of their own.
Whichever the case, they're here and will only go away when it's less appealing to them.
Hey kiddo it's been a while since I saw you looking for a job! How about I drive you around town with some copies of your resume and you can get some 1on1 with the managers at the store. Remember champ Big smile and firm handshake.
*sees you dropping your son off at the entrance, application in hand*
What do robots think about the military? I'm sick of having no direction or structure in my life and its looking like a more attractive opportunity every day. I would be able to apply as an officer, which pays pretty good in my country, so I could even make a career out of it.
If you have to ask yourself if you should do it, you shouldn't do it.
If you have to ask strangers on a Formosan basketweaving forum if you should do it, you really shouldn't do it.
white boi: eeee my stomach hurts
white mom: go chug a tylenol
asian child: mommy, my tummy hurts..
asian mom: oh no! come here, my love. lay down on my lap *proceeds to rub his tummy and sing him a lullaby song to heal the pain*
Why are white families so degenerate and lacking in love + values?
korean child: mom i failed suneng and now i cant get into uni, because all unis here require perfect test score nothing else
parent: leave this country