>tfw the guy you've been catfishing a long time for faps calls you a slut
There was a time I could have chosen a different road in life, but I didn't.
>tfw the guy you've been catfishing is really yourself and you call yourself a slut
There was a time
when minds were kind
>Need summer job for extra cash
>Studied as teacher
>Am good with kids
>Find job a special ed camp
>Arrive, nothing unusual
>Kids screaming, speaking language noone understands
>Parents happy they have somewhere to dump their kids
>day starts good
>then one boy is having rage tantrum because another kid stole his wistle
>Find other kid with pants down
>Its in his arse
>He farted and it made noise
Is it sexual assault if i pull it out
>pull it out
>whistle it
>put it back
Oh wagiecucks, are u already on your lunch break? Dont mind me, i just woke up. Dont be late or mr shekelberg will give you less money this day.
>elementary school
>weird kid at recess
>kids daring him to do shit
>tired of watching him roll in dirt
>dare him to stick dick in ant hill
>hesitant
>does it for $5
>ants swarm
>sting the hell out of peenor
>yelling and screaming like a bitch
>turns out was fire ants
>nurse has to save his dumbass
>ants left scars and such
>dick permanently looks swollen and misshapen
>looks like sloth form the goonies
>never got laid throughout school
>tfw he blamed the wrong person
Who /growingplants/ here?
It is just so fucking comfy to plant some seeds and see the little saplings grow with every day
It feels good to take care of something
Tell me what you are growing, anons
I planted some water melon seeds a week ago and they grew to little saplings
I'm also trying to grow an avocado but it takes so long and i think the seed is ill
I'm growing peppers
tomatoes
squash
beets
kale
chard
cantaloupe
green beans
Brussels sprouts
zucchini
Compost tea is the shit lads. planting is comfy as fuck
I am growing some datura plants from seeds I took from a neighbor's plant. There are very cute and will one day be large and beautiful. Native American lore claims they have a female spirit, one who is very beautiful.
ive been growing a maple tree in a pot for a few years now bonsai is fun you can bend the trunk and branches how you see fit
I'm a white bot. Not just a robot but more importantly a robot who's white. Anyone else know that feel?
white robot here also
it's just hard, y'know? my ancestors conquered the globe, and for what? for me to be a khv NEET doomed to not carry on my legacy?
it's big shoes to have to fill, so much expectation
Shinji get in my fucking robutt
Shinki get fucking in my robutt
>>37686694
that butt is not asuka tier
not even close to her pert novice ass
My university has an integrated internship programme in which students undergo a paid internship for a few months. It's near that time for me so I have to make a resume. I have no work experience and little skills. What skills can I learn within a few months?
you're a unifag, you needn't worry about that really. any job counsellor will tell you all you need to do is take life skills you already possess (along with the rest of the population), find a nice word for it and list it under the skills section
for example: can you hold a conversation from start to finish with another human being? congrats, you're a people person :^)
ever finished something that took more than a day? awesome, you're dedicated
just start listing off bullshit
Tell them you are a spoiled baby bitch whose parents paid for you to go into highschool 2.0 and you are a sack of shitty smarty pants secondary education boy but can't do anything by himself and need fucking NEETs to help him. Your daddy will probably get you a nice job you sack of shit.
My very first semester we had to take an intro-to-the-department class, and one of the things you had to do was write a resume. That was the only actual assignment for the whole class, everything else was literally just showing up and listening to various speakers from around the college and some alumni. It was graded pass/fail and the guy running it told us the first day something to the effect of "this is the one freebie class you'll get"
I flunked it because my resume sucked. I had to go to some assistant dean to plead my case at the start of the next semester and he told me "I'm gonna change your grade just to get you out of my hair. But if you really have this little to put on a resume, you never should have been admitted."
>>37686689
>robots
>life skills
who /really shitty internet/ here?
>usually down during the day for a period of 2-3 hours, up for like 5-10 minutes, goes down for another 2-3 hours
>can't fucking install Payday 2 because of this. even if I could I wouldn't be able to fuck with multiplayer cause of shit internet
>I have literally changed my sleeping schedule by 12 hours just so I can take advantage of the internet during the night
>some days it's really bad during the night so I can't even fucking use it
>it used to be usable
CenturyLink was a mistake
What is the reason behind it?
>>37686337
We're human.
>>37686337
There is no reason OP, no meaning or purpose. Death and suffering is so ingrained in us down to a cellular level that your very cells know you are dying and will suffer horribly, and thus they equip your ego with the only means of continuing your existence and avoiding complete oblivion: reproduction. But we won't even get to do that because our force of will isn't strong enough.
We suffer also because the will of life is conquer all other life until only it remains and removes all other opposing wills. Even bacteria acts out this grand scheme as does man. This in turn causes immeasurable suffering and therefore we can conclude that life itself is suffering and suffering is life. This will be so until the end of time for even when all opposition to the will of life is removed it will then suffer the stagnation that follows.
The only way not to suffer is to deny life and be submerged into the void where not even suffering remains.
>>37686354
But I am a robot in everyway.
why don't you just get a qt Marfan gf anon?
>>37686319
>1 out of 5000 people have Marfan syndrome
R A R E
>>37686356
Adult virginity is even more rare.
>>37686449
she's probably not a virgin
orofajd
How do I meet girls and get friends? I have been asocial for the past 8-9 years due to a bad family situation, however I have slowly recovered and am ready to try and connect with people and achieve personal growth, however I have no idea where to even start.
People at my job are bland, uninteresting and boring. I tried talking to a boy and a girl on the street and we got a good convo going but when they asked for my FB I made an excuse and got going.
I feel so weird, good/bad at the same time so to speak.
just say "take my number, i only use whatsapp since i deleted my fb"
>>37686318
If you are over the age of 22 and don't already have an established group of friends it will never happen.
>>37686370
Way to be negative, not everyone has the same, linear mental and environmental growth and opportunities.
>tfw teenage shift leader that is 20 yrs younger than me starting yelling at me to go faster
>>37686296
Then you best hurry up, wagie. Imagine how humiliating it will be when he fires you in front of your coworkers and you have to wait for mummy to come pick you up
>>37686296
The booze money is worth the degrading garbage, that's how I see it.
wow, sounds like ragie wagies are literally killing themselves
*makes it rain*
*wet titties everywhere*
post yer best copypasta stories, pl0x!!
need it for research