Just got drafted for service, anyone else on /r9k who got pulled in?
If so, was it mandatory or did you volunteer? could use some insight since i am still grasping at why the hell i joined atm
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>>35504374
What service? Is it in the US?
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>>35504374
Do you think it will end like this ?
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>>35504411
that movie fucked me when i was kid
I CAN'T FIND A RED PILLED PSYCHIATRIST/THERAPIST?!
HOW AM I TO BE TREATED EFFECTIVELY IF I CAN EASILY TRIGGER MY PSYCHIATRIST/THERAPIST?!
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my thepaist isn't red or blue he is a chad with wife and kids
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>>35504363
I once met a psychiatrist who recommended (off the books) that his patients smoke weed and do shrooms and lsd and shit, dude was super fucking cool
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>>35504619
i'm too scared to even ask for a male doctor even though it's a normal thing to do
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> "Anon, do i look good in these clothes?"
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>>35504326
is that a 14 year old guy?
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>>35504326
Depends, male or female?
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https://twitter.com/timmythick/status/807709978895220736
what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fuck?
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>tfw no mommy gf to breastfeed on her boobs
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>>35504308
I know this feel. That's a shitty WebM, is there more?
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>>35504600
I've been looking for this scene for a while now. It's from ineedamommy.com and the scene is titled
>Busty Kymberly shrinking & breastfeeding!
And it's featuring Kymberly Jane
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>>35504654
Btw I made the webm from the official gif, lol
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What do you do all day? 2017-03-13 10:28:13 Post No.35504305
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So I gave up on college, and my job hunt isn't going very well. I have no freinds and no hobbies. What do you guys do all day? I literally just play videogames and sit on 4chan for like 13 hours a day, then sleep for a long ass time, and repeat. Getting tired of every day bleeding together.
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>>35504305
well, i go to university and gym. Other days i go to language classes and im starting to learn how to drive.
>gym?
yes, I dont want to be a fatty fag. After a month I feel rly good
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>>35504305
I smoke weed, watch anime, listen to music, and post on 4chan
Its pretty sweet desu
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Looking for 2-3 individuals to join our discord channel full time.
Applicants will be thoroughly vetted.
Requirements are as follows:
>must be into memes
>must enjoy anime and/or manga
>must not be racist (though browsing pol ironically and having a good sense of casual racism humor is allowed)
>play video games (members of our discord play league of legends, grand strategy games, jrpg's etc.)
Benefits of joining:
>somebody on always to talk
>range from semi-active to active to very active
>wide variety of individuals from different backgrounds
https://discord.gg/tWDXU
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>>35504298
Alright, I'll give it a try!
Can't wait.
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I hate niggers, where do I sign up
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>>35504298
I keep clicking your link, but when I try to join I'm redirected to my friends page.
Could you make a new link?
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So, the statue now got a maga hat on it - BUT why the hell did no one glued a 12inch dildo on it?
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>Liberals keep trying to normalize pedophilia.
This timeline is weird.
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>>35504287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYWyI7zWdt4
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Come on, lay with me! Tell me about yourself!
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>anon, ANON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??
>y-you said lay on you
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>>35504269
am i the only one overhere tired as fuck about this "gf simulator" 's? holy shit
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>>35504269
can you introduce me to the driver?
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Do you think normies are actual human beings?
How can we be almost genetically identical to such ignorant and self-centered shells of meat?
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implying you are not a (failed) normie
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>>35504259
Why do you generalize and undermine people you view as more successful than yourself?
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>>35504259
try to avoid fooling yourself into believing you aren't an equivalently ignorant and self-centered shell of meat
don't think that just because you can post drawings of sexually charged minors that you are in any way ingenious and generous
the complete hypocrisy of this place is astonishing
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If pics like this don't bother you, you are probably beta. It should be built into you genetically, to want to mate with your own kind first.
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>>35504161
>it should be built into you genetically, to want to mate with your own kind first
Civilized Humans are not animals. We're not bound to what Nature says we should do. Nature says you should thirst for blood and drink from a stream. Do you?
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>>35504161
>mate with your own kind
you mean shut-ins of mixed european ancestry?
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My only friend got a gf again. Time for soul crushing loneliness once again :^)feels thread?
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>>35504057
I know that feel.
My best friend from my junior high got a gf when I was heartbroken. They kept making out in the front of my eyes.
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>>35504057
hmm...whats the problem, ma nigga? I mean, ive several friends with gfs and they have time to spend with me, so...whats the fucking deal?
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bumping because I want to kms
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>tfw autistically notice little things people do
>notice that a guy who sits in front of me constantly does the neck crack thing every two or so minutes
>the girl who sits to the right of me leans left (towards me) and has her knees pointed towards me
>the guy behind me taps his foot
>another guy cracks his knuckles whenever he stops writing
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You just have misophonia, AKA autism.
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The only reason you're noticing all that is because you're an airhead with nothing better to do. In other words you're a bimbo, a piece of socialite garbage.
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>>35504053
>notice person next to me copying my fidgeting animations
I fucking love this man. It takes a special type of autist to do something like this.
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What's he up to now? Why did he stop walking around London failing to pick up women?
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>>35503978
Forgot to add the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVSgXne9fHc
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>>35504020
Beats me.
original comment
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>it's another "anon was perfectly fine yesterday but is extremely suicidal today" episode
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>>35503939
>it's another "Anon is only just vaguely lucid again after losing most of the last week and a half after he decoded the secret morse code variant left for him in the wallpaper pattern that told him they would read his psyche through his dreams" episode
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>>35503939
man, tell what happened
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ITT: r9k posts what they want to happen to their body after they die
>be dead me
>have my flesh removed
>thoroughly clean my skeleton
>hold it together using artificial joints, this is important
>obtain privately funded rocket
>get one seat in the cockpit, video feed ready
>ask my mourning family to come to the funeral, they don't know about my skeleton plans
>have them come into a room with an engineer from the private space company
>in it is a button labeled "F" and a few TVs
>ask the engineer to approach my family and say "press F to pay respects"
>they press it
>the video feed comes on, shows my posed skeleton in the cockpit wearing an astronaut jumpsuit and doing the metal salute
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo plays
>0:23 the rocket launches
anyone else got any dumb thoughts about how they'd be disposed of when they die?
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if i die in a better world, leave body to science
if i die in a worse world, just let it rot in place
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>>35503933
cremated ashes scattered at the location of my choice