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>>39443328
Dude its a fucking horrible idea. I lived in rural New England and then I had to get an apartment in the city to be close to my job. It's awful here. People are ignorant and stuck up. It's basically impossible to make friends, and even when you do it's not warm and wholesome like the country. People here are cold and empty.

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2017-09-01 07:43:10 Post No.39443213
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:43:10 Post No. 39443213 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw attracted to chubby girls

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This is a good feel for me. Cute things are traditionally thought of as soft and squishy. So what could be a cuter girl than a chubby girl?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:49:41 Post No.39443291
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>>39443213
chubby girls are usually curvier, have bigger titties and are **insecure and/or have daddy issues** **and are more comfy to cuddle with**

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>>39443291
shit i forgot i'm not on a different imageboard and i fucked up spoiler tags
fugg

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none-whites of /r9k 2017-09-01 07:42:36 Post No.39443210
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none-whites of /r9k Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:42:36 Post No. 39443210 [Report] [View this topic]

State your:
>race
>height
>looks

Are you unhappy with your race?
Why?
Would you be willing to give up looks or height to change your race?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:44:45 Post No.39443232
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>>39443210
I bet you're the same turd that asked that chick to recite some pathetic shit about how black men are superior in the other thread.

So much for not being insecure huh?

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>>39443210
>black
>5'8
>Honestly dont know on the unattractive side I guess

It'd be nice to be asian but I'm ok with black. I promise I will get a qt white gf over the coming year.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:46:35 Post No.39443251
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>>39443232
This is my first post of the day m8

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:40:03 Post No. 39443189 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here a guy with girly name?
Im unironically a Stacey.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 08:26:44 Post No.39443674
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>>39443189
my name is dakota
at work i have a name tag and everyone says my names pretty or that they want to name their daughter or son that name
i also get called miss occasionally even though im a boy

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>>39443674
only dakota i ever really knew was a boy

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>>39443674
Did you use to get told off by substitute teacher because they wouldnt believe you?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:39:48 Post No. 39443187 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /insomnia/ here

How do normies sleep so easily? It takes me hours to go to sleep and I wake up constantly. I toss and turn all night.

Every day I'm completely exhausted. I can't focus. I can't think straight. I can feel my mind isn't as sharp as it used to be.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:45:39 Post No.39443243
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>>39443187
Are you sure you're an insomniac and not just nocturnal? When I'm forced to be on a day schedule, I'm tired all day and have a hard time falling asleep once night falls. I feel great when I can stay up all night and sleep all day. Not tired while I'm awake and can go to sleep just fine once the sun comes up.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:47:27 Post No.39443265
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>>39443187
Take sleeping pills yet?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:51:00 Post No.39443302
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:51:00 Post No.39443302 [Report]

Who /teeth grinder/ here?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:38:41 Post No. 39443174 [Report] [View this topic]

does anyone else have the problem of losing there erection when their about too stick it in. I can keep hard when I jerk off but not for sex...

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:40:38 Post No.39443194
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>>39443174
Stop jerking off to porn and keep trying. Your mind will re adapt fast.

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>>39443174
>I can keep hard when I jerk off but not for sex

theres your problem, you probably have porn induced erectile dysfuntion. You've trained your dick to only be erect while you're sitting and beating your dick.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:46:41 Post No.39443252
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>>39443174
stop jerking off so much and stop grabbing your dick so hard when you do

problem solved

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:37:04 Post No. 39443158 [Report] [View this topic]

Jews know the truth. They can't compete with black cock. Open borders for Israel. Jewish women need black cock NOW.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:38:47 Post No.39443175
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>>39443158
>Drake the half black rapper has a Jewish mom

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>>39443158
I thought this was a /pol/ meme but this is an actual thing. What the fuck

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WHAT THE FUCK

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU STUPID GOYIM ARE SUPPOSED TO MIX WITH EACH OTHER!!! NOT US!!! GET YOUR FILTHY NIGGER HANDS OFF OF OUR WOMEN!!! THIS IS ANTI-SEMITISM!!! THIS IS GENOCIDE!!! ANOTHER HOLOCAUST!!!!

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:35:45 Post No. 39443150 [Report] [View this topic]

Just withdrew from an online math class. Should I be ashamed of myself?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:49:25 Post No.39443288
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What was the course anon?

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>>39443288
Advanced Algebra.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:54:36 Post No.39443347
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>>39443150
Well I failed calculus 1 three times and dropped out of college.
So dont feel to bad champ, just prepare for the class before you take it again.

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2017-09-01 07:33:53 Post No.39443128
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:33:53 Post No. 39443128 [Report] [View this topic]

Don't you want a relationship? There is no reason to live alone. It's 2017. Look around you. No one has standards anymore. You can get laid.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:34:52 Post No.39443138
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>>39443128
MILK MILK MILK

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>>39443128
>Thinking a relationship and getting laid is the same thing
Did I take the bait?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:42:07 Post No.39443205
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:42:07 Post No.39443205 [Report]

>nobody has standards anymore
Then why cant I get laid?
>earn six figures
>no debt
>house owner
And a virgin

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:33:52 Post No. 39443127 [Report] [View this topic]

>Hey look, Anon decided to come out of his cave for once

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Uh, ah, sorry...I was looking for the bathrooms...uh...

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>>39443127
Sorry I was services the sweaty neets again'

tehee

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>>39443127
Don't get used to it, just came out to say sensei best girl.

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3 year oneitis Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:29:34 Post No. 39443084 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>2014
>ap English lit
>meet qt3.14 let's call her "fate"
>fall in love with her. Too much of a day to ask her out.
>in same group in class
>she's an athlete so she misses class sometimes give her a heads up on assignments she helps me out too.
>year ends
>get a shitty job at a restaurant
>gain weigth
>have a dream about her
> realize how much I loved her
>commit to self improvement lose weigth go from 249 to 160
>start studying electrical engineering
>life seems fine suddenly start to feel like shit
>body figthing weigth loss
>begin to drink to cope
> msg her while buzzed on Instagram
>how's it been?
>realize dream is untenable
>begin considering suicide
>I'm lost.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:34:34 Post No.39443133
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>>39443084
Here's what you do:
Delete all social media
Delete any pictures you have of her
Delete anything that invokes her memory
Latch on to any other girl, it doesn't matter who

3 months later I guarantee you'll have moved on

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>>39443084
>2014
>ap english lit
>ap english
jesus, I graduated in 2011, what am I still doing here

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>>39443084

>>39443133
I deleted her off Facebook about a year ago.
I wrote this post more or less stream of consciousness. Clarifying what I posted i more or less got in a quest to get her per se.
I did get fitter but it's made me feel sick and I am working towards a stems degree but I have no motivation to finish at this point.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:27:27 Post No. 39443060 [Report] [View this topic]

Can you guys come up with some good ideas for committing suicide in a way that leaves no body behind?

I own some property in a remote area and have thought of just going far out into the woods and shooting myself, but of course I would eventually be found.

I want a method that will make it extremely unlikely that my body would be discovered in anyone's lifetime, so we'll say 100 years.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:54:52 Post No.39443349
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Jeffrey Dahmer yourself. Get a big barrel of acid and climb on in

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>>39443349
But then there's a big barrel of acid and organic compounds... kinda gives it away.

What I want is to casually go off and "visit" somewhere and never return. No trace of what really happened will ever turn up. Ever.

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>>39443399
> rent a boat
> get a bunch of weights/ballasts
> turn off boat
> affix weights to limbs and torso in multiple spots
> jump in

bonus if you pop a bunch of painkillers before the plunge so you're good and high as you go down. With any luck it'll be the pressure that gets you first.

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50 First Dates (2004) 2017-09-01 07:21:10 Post No.39442972
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50 First Dates (2004) Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:21:10 Post No. 39442972 [Report] [View this topic]

Wait, isn't this technically rape?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:22:53 Post No.39442994
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Is Adam Sandler considered handsome?

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>>39442972
I mean you could ask /tv/
But I'm just happy somebody else likes Adam Sandler movies besides me

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>>39442972
It's not technically rape, just legally.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:09:58 Post No. 39442851 [Report] [View this topic]

So I need your guys help. A friend of mine owes me a lot of money, but no way of paying. I gave her until Friday, which is right now, to figure out another way to pay me back. If she didn't find a way by today, I would choose for her. I don't know what to choose so I'm letting you guys choose for me. Dubs is what I pick and if no dubs, the post with the most replies is the pick.

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>>39442851
you put benis in bagina.
simple as that.

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Also I'm a senior in highschool, so it at least gotta be something reasonable to a senior.

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>>39442851
>>39442877
Make her give you her used panties maybe?
Also good job getting your own dubs dummy

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