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Traps arent gay right?

>>35906884
you're all good f a merino

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I'd do a gainer into an industrial trash compactor if I could have sex with this Nicki first. But her boyfriend gets to rail her every single night for free.

Is that the long lost son of the Bogs?

Elliott is Goku but you can see Broly in the front.

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>>35906763
Same with this picture here. Poor Elliot :(

>>35906719
>when you lose every type race

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Fucking Facebook even knows

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>>35906719
i hate being colombian

Actually that's a famous Joy Division song.

I have all the symptoms of three personality disorders:

Borderline:
>Markedly disturbed sense of identity
>Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment and extreme reactions to such
>Splitting ("black-and-white" thinking)
>Impulsivity
>Intense or uncontrollable emotional reactions that often seem disproportionate to the event or situation
>Unstable and chaotic interpersonal relationships
>Self-damaging behavior
>Distorted self-image
>Dissociation
>Frequently accompanied by depression, anxiety, anger, substance abuse, or rage

Schizotypal:
>ideas of reference
>strange beliefs or magical thinking
>abnormal perceptual experiences
>strange thinking and speech
>paranoia
>inappropriate or constricted affect
>strange behavior or appearance
>lack of close friends
>excessive social anxiety that does not abate and stems from paranoia rather than negative judgments about self

Avoidant:
>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
>Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm
>Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

No, because psychiatrists are the devil and I never want to see one, but I pretty much fit the bill of avoidant. Honestly this feels like a meme to me because when I look at the symptoms for personality disorders, I have almost all of them, and I always get "Very High" risk on those tests for almost everything, but I'm not disordered. Are personality disorders even real, or are they just labels for doctors to make money off of? How can someone's personality be "wrong"?

Staceyx12

>>35906642
Dibs on inFp and big breast B

Literally the only MBTIs you need to remember are INFP, INTP, AND INTJ. The rest aren't relevant in the large scheme of things.

It's more normal to get horny, I would think.

Yes, you turn into a normie when you watch amateur porn

yes
>platypus

Too hard on myself.

I also believe that it's best to be your own worst critic though.

Anxiety? I mean I occasionally get it when I worry about the future and stuff, if so I jog it off.

>>35906611
>be your own worst critic though.
So how do you find a balance? I'm tired of the constant Trial in my head, should he sleep more, or should he get up earlier, etc

>>35906815

I don't really. The worst critic thing works for me. I fucking trash myself if I don't do what I need to do, but it keeps me on my grind. I still have a high self-esteem because I don't take the 'critic' voice 100% serious.

Most successful people get up pretty damn early.

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You're about to trigger a lot of ugly autistic people OP.

>>35906497
The other reason losing your virginity sucks is because you don't belong here.

>>35906497
>only a girlfriend who loves you will always give you unexpected sex
no not really.

>>35906436
>Femanon here

Fuck off because you don't belong here

>>35906475

Hey! I never claimed to be a "fembot" or anything. I'm more of a femborg. Also I don't have to leave and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

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>dating a guy for a month
>tells me I'm an alcoholic
>???
I really hate normies

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bc of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XinhytP464I

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>>35906433
Because loving is what broke me.

Never fall in love with a BPD girl. Jesus Christ I didn't know there was pain like this.

Because love is lame. Shekels are better

>>35906430
Don't tell him, blackmail her into having sex with you

>>35906459
But she's ugly and fat. I don't want to.

>>35906430
that's the exact plot to 'giving my mom the stockholm syndrome' starring Leena Sky

it looks like a happy chink

>>35906419
You have a happy looking brain, my friend.

>No obvious cerebral atrophy
>Symmetrical ventricles
>No hematoma
>No obvious fracture

9/10 would love to see other slices

>>35906358
When I see pictures like this, all I can think about is some hot pederastic incestuous dad-son love making scene...
Why is that?

This used to be a pretty cool place with cool kids.

I just didn't have anywhere else I wanted to be.

>>35906358
My father was a drug addict that died young from an overdose. I did not have a parent that was there for me since my mother was working trying to put food on the table. So I guess I ended up here since I spent too much time on the internet trying to fill the void of not having any parent around..

I'm older than my father now and I am only 23.
Life is tough but I managed to get by.

Its going alright
desu the family I live with is more stressful than school
its like I cant have a safe space where I can relax because they see relaxtion as being a sloth.
They dont like vidya, sleeping in late, so it fucking sucks
i see school as a safe haven

>new semester started
>haven't written in for any classes
Neet is life

>>35906309
well that certainly sucks man im sorry about that. i hope you find a comfy place to just be ursself

can someone reply
i dont want to lay down again

>>35906233
go fuck yourself discordfag go ban more people at your server

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>>35906383
I just woke up from my nap! Here's your reply Remi!