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another year flew by

and you're still in the same place

>>39255514
it's barely late August, lad
chill

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i'm too excited for it

>>39255508
I'm dying of boredom at the office then walk home (it's a 70 minutes walk) and then i'll start drinking until I'll pass out.
As every M2F day

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>>39255508
Waiting for tommorow, so I can end this boring vacation and return home.

Does anyone have tips on how to make the day end quicker?

>Reading lewd shit on sad panda
>No jerking off
Would really love it if we had a erotic literature board too

>>39255502
just go for it. i've always dated older. girl im currently seeing is 8 years older than me

>>39255502
If you have something good with her just go for it. You don't want to throw away an opportunity like this

And with the baby thing it's more past 40 that there's problems. Having kids in your 30s is fine afaik

>>39255551
How does that even work? That means that when you were 10 she was 18 y/o, and was already in her prime.
>prime
Fuck I don't even understand this anymore. My world has been shaken by this revelation.

>>39255591
I hate admitting it man but I do feel emasculated because of it, like the child of the relationship. This shit is supposed to be the other way round. I'm usually a strong believer in traditional relationship roles. Is it really okay to be the significantly younger one in a partnership when you're the male?

I was... not needed.

Yes.... I was needed....

The position was filled

>>39255470
If your English is as bad as your cooking, I would as well.

>>39255470
if they aren't cooked properly how do you expect mommy to eat them. anyway mommy's food tastes better and you like her food don't you? be a good boy and smile for mommy! :)

>>39255479
No, I was just trying to accommodate Apu's character.
But seriously, my mom is not a nice person.

>>39255465
id actually like that
like id like anything that would break the rut im stuck in

>>39255465
God I hate your generation

My blood isn't good enough, she'd get sick.

>>39255399
>GOD DAMN IT WHY AM I SO FUCKING UGLY AND LAZY AND FAT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME I WANT TO KILL MYSELF HELP
Are you a girl?

>>39255404
yes and everyone who is interested just wants sex

I'm completely uninteresting, a brainlet, ugly, short, and basically worthless.

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Here's the 2nd one

m8 if you can't even pass this shit you're fucked.

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sent ;)
origin@I

>>39255315
I'm thinking about doing what you are doing. Currently in 1st semester of uni trying to get a BA in IT, but I'm starting to think I should have went to my local community college and instead got a associate of applied science in IT instead.

>>39255315
If you don't want to get a four year degree after that A.A. you might as well just start working now. An Associate's isn't worth shit.

>>39255434

False, although mostly true

Some Associates of Applied Science pay as well or better than bachelor's.

I have a 2 year Network Administration degree and make 70k/yr as well, you guessed it - a network administrator

>>39255238
>wearing sandals
>wearing sandals with socks

Hopefully he really did it

Is that guy in the background you, OP?

>>39255271
Normal shoes > shit > sandals with socks >>>>>>>>>>>> sandals without socks

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>>39255185
Please bitch, you know yourself I just can't function about my coffee. I'm impossible I know but LOL I am who I am

>>39255207
>I just can't function about my coffee
?

>>39255221
He told you he couldn't function.

CONTINUED...
>hang on to a few friends who either didnt rly mind me that much, or are /thatguyaforementioned/
>starts getting irritated at everyone except that group
>sickofalltheshit.jpg
>tries hard to be a better person for these guys
>none of them rely want me as a friend
>fuck
>manages to piss everyone else off at some point
>starts being either more desperate and/or socially awkward and withdrawn, interchangeably
>/thatguyaforementioned/ finds me rly annoying, but will often put up with it
>hey ok.jpg
>we talk a bit
>start texting while doing homework about random shit
>what we r sick of, random shit like that
>hey we might be friends.jpg?
>'nah, anon, can't force a friendship'
>punch in guts
>butwhat.jpg
>text to ask if we can talk at school tomorrow
>'ok'
>school is normal, don't rly talk to anyone
>friends still want me to piss off but they are too nice to say it to my face
>im usually the only one of my friends left out of anything outside of school
>feelsbadman.jpg, maybe i should just piss off
>don't want to be loner from before so persevere
>they think i don't know about them doing shit, and whenever i ask whether i can come along they will always ask each other, cos they are all too nice to say it to my face
>eventually one of them says 'no, anon'
>feelsbadman.jpg
>falls into a pattern most weeks of being rejected to do shit with 'friends', and texting /thatguy/if we can talk tomorrow

CONTINUED YET AGAIN
>sick of all of that
>nothing i can do that won't make my situation worse
>fuck
>keep going with weekly routine, hoping that one weekend they will accept me?
>notyet
>headinhands.jpg
>some of friends start band
>get rejected multiple times when asking to join even though they don't have a rhythm guitarist
>starts being really annoying
>life is rapidly becoming like it was before
>haha great
>is now permanently pissed off at everything, and miserable
>while all my friends are having fun with each other on friday/saturday/sunday im crying in bed wishing i was /oneofthem/
>but im not
>still texting /thatguy/, but start annoying him so bad he sometimes doesnt reply
>starts making him secretly hate me
>thats how shitty a human i am
>we will often make up cos he's a good guy
>fast-forward a month
>most of my friends are now trying to get in with girls, i know that Im going to get fucked over so don't even bother joining them
>/thatguy/ doesn't either
>oh yeah forgot to say i'm straight kek
>anyway, manage to become more of an outcast
>many of my friends are now like acquaintances now
>now permanently miserable
>And pissed off

This isn't your personal blog, faggot.

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>>39255152
The futa jew took hold of me early on and there was no turning back.

https://youtu.be/WqWFYOxjZ54

https://youtu.be/ZEqkBcj5qlA

Welcome to adulthood faggot

>>39255306
It sucks.

At least when you're a kid you can enjoy things and get excited.

>>39255039
Same. Been Jobless for fucking 6 years and on SSDI for about 2. Last 7 months though I haven't been doing a fucking. 0 motivation to better myself and this is getting old.

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>>39255023
Do it anon.
Do it.
Its time to stop being s neet.
Do it.
Do it.

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>>39255080
How?

How m8?

It doesn't make sense.i must be crazy .

I'm gonna try talk to her ,if it doesn't work out. Fuck it .I don't give a shit

>>39255023
Shes checking you out. You have small window to approach her and if you dont then she'll write you off.