File: 7a55a3ac16274cc5af47c4a0bd7717d0.jpg (62KB, 348x750px) Image search:
[Google]
62KB, 348x750px
Hey virgin, you can't go back to your room until you can tell me what this is?
13 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
Its a whore.
>>
>>35349301
What what is? What am I supposed to be looking at exactly?
>>
>>35349319
you are not allowed to steal my replies before i post them
File: there is no self to kill.png (940KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
940KB, 1280x720px
I can't take this guilt anymore.
A few weeks ago I made a sex tape with my best friend's boyfriend without her knowing. I've been feeling uneasy ever since. Best friend notices how I've been so cold around her lately. I've been wanting to tell my best friend sooner but I didn't want her stressing over this affair while she's still has to deal with classes (she's on her final year trying to get a Master's in Business Administration) . This weekend her and some friends are going to have a girl's night out. I'm thinking about confessing once we're all sitting in my living room and showing everyone the sex tape . I want her to know the truth . I can't just tell her I fucked her boyfriend because no one would believe me. Everyone thinks of me as a goodie two-shoes so they might think it's a prank if I don't show evidence. I just really hope we can still remain friends.
13 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35349259
>I just really hope we can still remain friends.
Hahaha right. I hope this is bait, home wrecker.
>>
>>35349259
Telling her is noble, but showing her the tape is cruel.
>>
I know this is bait but for the love of god do not show the tape to a room full of her friends
File: 6a5e34gv453.png (34KB, 480x467px) Image search:
[Google]
34KB, 480x467px
>drained my mana again even though I told myself I wouldn't
8 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
I feel man
>>
>>35349230
Call me if you ever need a buddy to help you recharge your j/o crystal.
>>
>>35349230
>didn't drain my mana even though I wanted to
File: feels smoke.png (35KB, 632x852px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 632x852px
any fembots want to be my gf, i'm a shy black guy
5 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
u got any newports
>>
>>35349241
no i only smoke once a week and its those cheap ones from the native americans
>>
File: 1461867518019.jpg (26KB, 720x720px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 720x720px
>>35349225
>any fembots want to be my gf, i'm a shy black guy
sure I would be your gfI have a penis though is that ok
File: md-basketball-pictures_opt.jpg (37KB, 750x375px) Image search:
[Google]
37KB, 750x375px
I took a hit in middle school that I still think about to this day, and something about it still hurts.
Middle school gym, right about 2000, 2001. We're playing basketball on our side of the gym, while the girls on the opposite end play floor hockey. I'm not any good with sports. In little league baseball my coach told me to give up swinging, just pray the pitcher threw balls. In high school, during wrestling, I was used by the teacher as a demonstration on how to pin your opponent and told to sit for the remainder of class.
I wasn't any better with basketball. There we were running the back and forth, and I'm desperately trying to keep up and not seem winded. I don't have any clue what to do, but nobody even bothers to show me. Hell, the teacher is off chatting with the girl's coach. I'm ignored the entire time, to the point I'm never covered. The only times I even get the ball are penalty shots, and even those are whiffed. My teammates hated playing with me, and they weren't afraid to tell me, normally with shoving and stuff thrown at my head after the period.
One day, as were, playing, out of sheer frustration, I'm trying my absolute hardest to get to the ball. It won't get passed to me, so I make several failed attempts to block. On one block attempt, I swear I get within an inch of actually tipping the shot, but coming down, one of my own teammates brings his elbow up and jabs me right in the gut. Hard. I will go to my grave saying it was intentional.
I hit the floor like a sack of bricks. Wind gone, stomach in pain, barely able to get to my knees as i'm fruitlessly gasping for air. The rest of them barely even noticed, running back to the other side of the court. The coach, who had been watching us play, never even said anything. The game went on as usual.
3 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
The first thought in my mind was get up, but I was too focused on just getting air in my lungs. I managed to crawl away from the court, but with nobody coming to see if I was alright, I did something that sticks out in my memory clearer than anything else from that time. I crawled, slowly, to the gap in the bleachers near the exit door. I sat back against the wall, clutched my abdomen in pain, and spent the next thirty minutes there. I was in quiet tears most of the time, and nobody, not even the girls or their coach who could clearly see where I was, said or did anything.
When we got back to the locker room, I grabbed my bag from my locker and took a seat. Nobody said anything to me. My classmates avoided me. The coach seemed like he never saw it happen. When the bell rang, I was the last to leave.
Nobody gave a shit.
I never felt more alone in my entire life than I did that day. And it's haunted me for well over a decade.
I don't know why i'm telling you this /r9k/. Maybe I just needed to get it out there. Maybe I need to grasp some kind of meaning out of it.
>>
File: shrugging-young-man-blue-shirt-isolated-17165075.jpg (74KB, 1300x957px) Image search:
[Google]
74KB, 1300x957px
>Maybe I need to grasp some kind of meaning out of it.
The meaning is: You were and are a pussy.
File: verybad.jpg (186KB, 640x640px) Image search:
[Google]
186KB, 640x640px
>mom fell into the centrifugal collapsible cum crucible
13 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1486700046122.gif (932KB, 400x265px) Image search:
[Google]
932KB, 400x265px
>Daddo stepped on the asshair wax sculpture
>>
File: 1488674300461.jpg (47KB, 512x512px) Image search:
[Google]
47KB, 512x512px
>Grandad jumped into the gooey gondola
>>
File: 1488765340645.jpg (76KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
76KB, 640x480px
>>35349178
Was this the result?
File: 1359560245091.png (489KB, 795x649px) Image search:
[Google]
489KB, 795x649px
What do you guys do when you're sad? Just curious, I figured a lot of people on here have depression and what not. Usually I play video games, listen to relaxing music, take deep breaths, masturbate, write down what I''m feeling in a journal, etc.
I've never really tried meditation, I never thought it worked but some people swear by it. Seemed more like a meme to me if anything.
17 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35349171
Meditation and working out
Trust me meditation works, it's not a meme
>>
I did the same things I just hope that someone would find me and pull me out of this shithole
Meditation once got a mental breakdown doing because my life is shit
>>
>>35349203
Add nofap into there and you've got the enlightenment combo. Top stuff. I study like never before, sometimes with an otherworldly rage.
>tfw my girlfriend dumped me
my life sucks T_T
i want to die D;
Cheer me up bros
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
well i mean she could have sent you porno tape of her and another guy
unless you're in to that in which case listen to some music and rub one out
>>
>>35349113
I got dumped almost 2 weeks ago, I've just been bowling and drinking to fill the void in my life
File: 11849439_883184345084585_956175813_n.jpg (26KB, 480x480px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 480x480px
I have 75$ buckaroos to spend on Amazon, what should I buy?
16 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35349048
milk and those wind up rattling teeth.
>>
>>35349048
A waifu pillow.
You can thank me later.
>>
>>35349069
Why milk?
File: [HorribleSubs] Working!! - 12 [480p].mkv_snapshot_20.37_[2016.01.13_15.37.20].jpg (29KB, 864x480px) Image search:
[Google]
![[HorribleSubs] Working!! - 12 [480p].mkv_snapshot_20.37_[2016.01.13_15.37.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TREcvpW.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Working!! - 12 [480p].mkv snapshot 20.37 [2016.01.13 15.37.20]")
29KB, 864x480px
>no girl to be the world to
9 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 4L_mqB4eer1.jpg (153KB, 1024x768px) Image search:
[Google]
153KB, 1024x768px
>no girl to be your world
>>
File: 1460317220915.png (137KB, 331x332px) Image search:
[Google]
137KB, 331x332px
>>35349458
>no girl to be your world
this is a MUCH better feeling I think
>>
>>35349032
I felt bad for Inami.I also never watched past S1. Should I?
>>35349467
I beg to differ. I'd rather feel wanted by someone than to feel like I'm needy for wanting someone.
File: 1482092357120.jpg (198KB, 900x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
198KB, 900x1200px
My obsession with her will never end.
5 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
What about after her inevitable suicide?
>>
>>35349083
Nooooooo. That's not gonna happen.
2017 will be the Year of the Eliza.
>>
>>35349017
who even that?
not even pretty tho
File: sad dumb frog.jpg (24KB, 790x790px) Image search:
[Google]
24KB, 790x790px
>tfw can't cuddle fembot loli gf right this instant
Why even live anons...
5 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Can't cuddle Judy Hopps
>Kill me
>>
>>35348959
VR and sex bots are the only things keeping me alive
we are so close
>>
File: when will it end.jpg (122KB, 614x588px) Image search:
[Google]
122KB, 614x588px
>>35348959
>fembot gf lives halfway across the world
Why is geographic determination so cruel, anons?
File: 36K cups.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1920x1080px
Would you accept a wife with 36K sized breasts?
24 Posts / 9 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35348932
Probably if she wasn't morbidly obese
>>
>>35348932
Would I accept?
Who's giving her to me?
The answer is yes, and I'd forcefully take a wife with tits that big.
You're also a fool if you think that women like this are not hot commodities.
Motherfuckers have died for less.
>>
>>35348951
>>35348962
What if she was 5'10" and bossy?
Anonymous
She got you a reservation 2017-03-07 06:52:09 Post No.35348904
[Report] Image search: [Google]
She got you a reservation 2017-03-07 06:52:09 Post No.35348904
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 9de540429213b513926a911ba60fc310.jpg (26KB, 236x489px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 236x489px
She got you a reservation
Anonymous
2017-03-07 06:52:09
Post No. 35348904
[Report]
[View this topic]
"You know how you say you not able to get reservation at Dorsia? Father is big time corporate executive, knows owner. When father hear I want to go on a date with you he set us up. I hope this Friday works for you."
9 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
so you're an asian girl eh. i heard your kind likes anime. which one is your favourite?
>>
>>35348904
What the fuck is this shit? Do you think I can afford Dorsia, you stupid cunt? I have like $300 to my name, and hardly have a job. Why would you go behind my back like that?
We're going to fucking Applebee's like we planned originally, you're going to fucking like it, and you're getting the cheapest fucking thing on the menu, God fucking damn it.
>>
File: 147857595684.png (117KB, 267x233px) Image search:
[Google]
117KB, 267x233px
>>35348950
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT APPLEBEE'S NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAAGS FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
13 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35348872
nah bruh im here to stay for good
>>
File: 1487049325910.jpg (8KB, 236x236px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 236x236px
>>35348938
JUST GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!!! GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>35348872
i could but i prefer to stick around and shit the place up as a failed normal i actually feel quite entitled to rinse n repeat the cycle of shittery