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>tfw pressured to settle a while ago and married a woman who I know has a roastie whore past
>I've been cheating on her pretty much ever since with prossies

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:25:08 Post No.39622899
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>>39622870
That's too bad op I hope your wife dies so you can find true love without getting divorce raped.

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>>39622870
>roastie whore
Has she ever been with an Asian guy like Angela has?

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>>39622912
>like Angela has?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:22:20 Post No. 39622865 [Report] [View this topic]

>sit on bus
>some random roastie leans on my shoulder
>press stop button and get off bus at next stop
>have to wait for the next bus after to get home
What the fuck is their problem?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:27:32 Post No.39622933
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>>39622865
What a fucking creep.
I'd have moved seats.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:28:13 Post No.39622944
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:28:13 Post No.39622944 [Report]

Was it a cute roastie?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:21:21 Post No.39623617
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>>39622865
Anon I,
Did you at least acknowledge her?

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BPD feels 2017-09-09 12:12:41 Post No.39622749
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BPD feels Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:12:41 Post No. 39622749 [Report] [View this topic]

I tried to create a sanctuary for Borderline robots yesterday, but some colossal douchebag called JohnnyNeptune barfed, shit, and pissed all over my thread. So... fuck it, I ain't writing a damn thing about my experiences this time. Burn it all to the fuckin' ground.

Anyway, how are you doing this week, BPDbots? Anything you want to get off your chest? Have any 'episodes' you feel guilty about, whether that be a fit of rage or just thinking mean thoughts/splitting inside your head?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:16:02 Post No.39622785
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Talk shit about JohnnyNeptune all you want, he's still got sage wisdom you'd all be wise to follow.

JohnnyNeptune 2017-09-09 12:18:50 Post No.39622821
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>>39622749
Well here's the thing sweetie...
My wife Wendy and I are the top dogs of being screwball nutjobs on this board
So we don't appreciate the company, if you know what I mean.
Now vamoose, Wendy just got back from picking up nuggies and a naive young lady at McDonald's
The only thing left to say is..
I'm lovin' it

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:19:44 Post No.39622840
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>>39622785
LA LA LA NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING
THAT WAS YESTERDAY TODAY IS A NEW DAY THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YESTERDAY
FRESH START CLEAN STATE OKAY YES GOOD

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:07:05 Post No. 39622685 [Report] [View this topic]

One day I'm gonna get really rich and buy this site back from hiro. And I'll make sure /ROBOT9001/ is a place for the true robots. No more women. No more cancer. No more normalfags.

Just keep hanging in their robots

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:09:35 Post No.39622707
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>>39622649
I wish I could be like you. Good looking, sadistic (the fact you enjoy rubbing your success in others people's faces) and just carefree.

Normies are truly the blessed ones. But don't worry, as long as we robots exist, there will be chaos and unhappiness in the air.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:10:04 Post No.39622712
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>>39622685
dude this is the first time this has ever happened to me, im usually a pretty shy guy but the alcohol and other things in my life changed it

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:10:26 Post No.39622717
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>>39622649
This is a misogynist board

go back to wizardchan you fucking loser.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:02:48 Post No. 39622633 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm a DUMB sissy white boi :(

How do I become a SMART sissy white boi? :3

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:04:52 Post No.39622652
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Suck double nigger dick

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One day I'm gonna get really rich and buy this site back from hiro. And I'll make sure /ROBOT9001/ is a place for the true robots. No more women. No more cancer. No more normalfags.

Just hang in their brobots

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:09:44 Post No.39622709
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>>39622652
Thank you! I'll try my best :D

>>39622672
Don't you want to help me be a smart sissy white boi?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:58:12 Post No. 39622585 [Report] [View this topic]

Reminder that women PREFER ugly men.

If you are ugly and having trouble with women its literally all your own fault.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/verena-von-pfetten/why-women-gladly-date-ugl_b_100704.html

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:02:54 Post No.39622634
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>>39622585
>listening to women what they prefer
wew lad
Women prefer dominant confident men. Full stop.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:03:26 Post No.39622636
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>>39622585
a man slightly less attractive than a beautiful woman doesn't mean he's ugly.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:04:51 Post No.39622651
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My ex would probably be rated a 4 on here because he's fat and Hispanic but he was very masculine and dominant

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:56:56 Post No. 39622568 [Report] [View this topic]

>eat 4000-5000 calories a day
>walk 400ish steps a day

This is the life my brothas

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:03:33 Post No.39622640
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my cats eaatin grass...lol

Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:53:13 Post No.39624014
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>>39622568
>This is the life
being a land whale?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:55:22 Post No.39624074
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>>39624014
That's the life of giving up and indulging in pleasurable things. Besides sex. And maybe masturbation. He probably can't actually find his cock.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:54:44 Post No. 39622540 [Report] [View this topic]

What do you do when you're at the point even porn makes you feel shit?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:56:01 Post No.39622550
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>>39622540
Get addicted to an MMO. I'd recommend osrs.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:56:56 Post No.39622567
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:56:56 Post No.39622567 [Report]

You make a series of small adjustments and slowly overwrite your bad habits with good ones, leading to a more fulfilling and positive life.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:57:23 Post No.39622572
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>>39622540
Ask God for forgiveness and recant your decadent lifestyle.

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Why you're here Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:48:42 Post No. 39622469 [Report] [View this topic]

What makes you a robot?

>ugly
>low iq + low eq
>autism
>extreme depression and self hate
>narcissistic and sociopathic tendencies but introverted personality
>literally zero ability to connect with most people on a truly intimate level.
>underemployed or working a wage cuck job
>female repellant because I'm ugly and stupid
>come from a broken family
>father has road rage and extreme anger problems
>realize my own father is also low iq and i inherited his slowness and mental problems
>berates and abuses me when he loses his cool
>mother is emotionally distant and controlling
>half brothers look down on me because I had a different father
>their own father abandoned them
>stopped talking to my brother after he assaulted me and abandoned me in the middle of buttfuck Montana on a trip
>never had a close relationship with the other one
That's my story as to why I'm here and now I want to know what the best way to an hero

Question is how should I go about ending it all? What's the least painful way? I'm scared of death very much. I don't want to die but I can't take life anymore. I also don't want to create a shock to people i know in real life.

I know I'm going to be getting a lot of shitty comments against me because it's 4chan but I feel more at home with this place then anywhere else

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:53:04 Post No.39622519
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>>39622469
>female
post tits

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>>39622519
>male

You're in for disappointment if you're expecting a female.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:57:46 Post No.39622580
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>>39622542
>a female
im waitin

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:46:50 Post No. 39622449 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no fearless girl to conquer the world with

All I want is a qt to do drugs with, go on spiritual retreats with, travel to international hotzones with and fuck up the bum. Is that too much to ask??

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:50:36 Post No.39622497
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For the record Andrew is making the same face I am making now, only I've been drinking wine not scotch

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:01:06 Post No.39622618
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>>39622497
I hope you die of alcohol poisoning.

This comment was original

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:02:31 Post No.39622630
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>>39622449
No women will want you because you're ugly mate. Instead they can sleep with black boys like me

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:43:40 Post No. 39622419 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone here that was bullied relentlessly in high school and has had depression and anxiety develop from it? I have been miserable for the past 16 years of my life thanks to my high school 28 years old all I think about it is killing myself.

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>>39622419
the bullying I suffered at school was fucking horrific and ruined everything
my fucking house was NEXT DORO to the school and my father was a beekeeper so he kept bees in the garden. the other kids used to make up rumours that my father treated me like like one of his bees. for example they would make me shit in a glass jar 'to make honey for daddy', then would pelt my house with jars of my shit. or they would tell each other than if never spoke because i had to have at least 90% of my words be 'buzz' to please my dad. i am too nervousto share things now

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>>39622419
yes. fucked me up for good.
>but they were just kids having fun!
no. fuck them. they were evil, they were scum.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:11:36 Post No.39622729
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>>39622690
>>39622713
Would hanging myself from an over pass work? If I make the drop long enough I should be able to decapitate myself correct?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:43:24 Post No. 39622417 [Report] [View this topic]

>really bored
>write dumb message to girl I don't intend to send
>thumb slips and hits the send button
How do you think a girl I haven't spoken to in months will react to me telling her to "give me the succ"

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:44:42 Post No.39622428
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Reply to her saying you were just trying your lucc

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:47:14 Post No.39622454 [Report]

All you had to do was b urself

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>>39622417
haha enjoy ur time in prison as a sex offender lelz keks

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:41:39 Post No. 39622403 [Report] [View this topic]

Fembots, would you date a guy that likes destroying his ass?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:42:40 Post No.39622407
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:42:40 Post No.39622407 [Report]

wtf is that thing above his ass?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:42:46 Post No.39622408 [Report]

If he gives me a turn at destroying it

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One day I'm gonna get really rich and buy this site back from hiro. And I'll make sure /ROBOT9001/ is a place for the true robots. No more women. No more cancer. No more normalfags.

Just hang in their bots