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For one semester yeah, though I wasn't specifically looking for it. Basically paid her share of the rent for a fwb situation.

>>34658994
Oh and I forgot that it'd have to be monogamous for the duration of her stay.

>>34658994
Is that even legal though? Doesn't it fall under prostituion?

The bitch could pretend to follow your plan for the first days only to gather evidence, send you to jail, steal your apartment as a refund and make the story go on the news and on those normalfag shows about random stories, and it will very embarassing!

>>34658993
he has pretty eyes

>>34659002
he seems like an absolute fucking monster though
What goes through its mind?

>>34658993
He looks like a Libra and I could really get to know him.. what a gentleman

I can never get past the virgin scanner

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So you're the faggot who posts these shitty threads on /tv/?

>before
i found the normalfag!

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>Mine was pretty peaceful. I loved sitting inside on the computer and play video games and eat candy. I had few, but good friends. I almost never went out with them. We would only visit each other and play video games.


Fuck this is literally me. No wonder none of them kept in touch.

Ah well, least I have good vidya.

>>34658913
I had one, very close friend with whom I've been talking 24/7 on skype, and did random shit all the time (usually getting into trouble). Good times.

there is always hope anon. i've considered, once ive literally got nothing left to loose, just going up to women and begging them to let me eat their asses. i would explain that there would be no other kind of contact and i would just clean their ass with my tongue. i would emphasize that this is literally my last request and hope she takes pity on me

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>>34658896
why do people enjoy eatting ass? It is absolutely disgusting and shitty. Do you want feces covered face?

>>34658896
most definitely not an ass that nice but I have eaten an ass before desu

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Give examples. Story time OP!

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Fatties are cute!

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>>34658909
I'd rather not since it was my mother who inspired this thread

>>34658843
yes
no and no
original post for original op

>>34658843
No, yes yes
Honestly cosplay is one major red flag these days, clear giveway for the most vapids of cunts

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Out of her own will no, but I'd love to make my gf cosplay to humiliate and expose her.

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i have awful memory but lets see
>wake up at 12.30 am
>lunch with mom, ate some fish with onions and french fries, cooked it myself since every one cooks their own meal here (mom is vegetarian, im not)
>went back to bed, started circling job offers -i go job searching on monday-
>masturbate
>translated a manga chapter from a series i like and posted it, had drama since i used some translations without asking (i just solved that)
>listen some music on the living room
>at 5pm ate some cereal and chocolate chip cookies with peach yogurt
>do (???) till 8 pm, probably jerked off again, talked with some friends via whatsapp and facebook
>at 8pm went out and waited in the bus stop for a whole our, traveled to my citys center
>visited my dads appartment, played with my little sisters, talked with him and his wife, they had a car accident not too long ago and also two days ago a friend killed himself so we talked about that
>eat hamburguers with them
>at 00 go to a location and waited for a friend, he was really late so i insulted him when he finally arrived
>gave him the book he lent me
>went with him for a drink, asked for a grasshopper and then shared a beer
>go back to his house, pee
>go to the hotdog stand, ask for a hotdog with extra spicy sauce and a cola
>we talk for a good while, he told me a gay guy who we know likes me (he is gay, im not) then go back to his house and use a taxi to go home (03:50 am)
>turn on my laptop, do random shit till 5am
>jerk off again -maybe, maybe i didnt- and sleep

comfy life desu

>>34658811
I can barely remember because my neet days blend together in a hot pathetic mess.

It's a bit autistic I guess.

>>34658811
>wake up at 10
>do some basic responsibilities (take out trash, clean yard, etc)
>prepare backpack and snort 15mg 4-aco-dmt
>take shower, get dressed
>bike out to nearby train tracks, take refuge in woods nearby
>sit and smoke weed for ~3 hours
>bike home, eat cookie dough and entire bag of doritos
>lie in bed on r9k until 2am
>go to sleep
overall a pretty good day desu

>>34658709
I can now get a playlist to play during my school shooting from google, what a time to be alive.
I someone else stops to appreciate this too before my shitty thread 404s

>>34658755
>>34658709
>I someone else stops to appreciate this
I mean I HOPE someone else appreciates it

>>34658709
>pumped up kicks first
google confirmed for excellent taste

>>34658707
only when I feel extra gay at the itme

>>34658707
I often do the same, OP, usually when I don't have any options though and I don't want to get it on my sheets or clothes.

I'd always do it if it didn't taste bitter sometimes. Sometimes it's really sweet though which is weird.

>>34658707
Thats so fucking gross dude.. I would projectile vomit

>>34658655
Why do I have to do everything..

Originals

>>34658673
if you won't, who will?

>>34658655
>b-b-but my animus and m-my self loathing

It just comes so naturally

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deadass just stop getting your sister pregnant

Niggers and spics are retarded by default so they don't bother diagnosing them with anything

>>34658644
first post best post VERY original content,

let them consume you and then become numb to them

you could kill yourself


originale

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will meditation help,should i just allow them to pass? i get intrusive thoughts too and am probably schizo

because "everyone can get laid, lmao what a loser, just be confident brah"

Also
>SJWs
What did you expect.

>>34658579
>be fucking 50
>type like a high school tumblr user

>>34658579
"Haha ur virgin" is always the defacto woman insult because they know that they have nothing to offer in this world other than sex so denying you that is the only comeback they have

>>34658557
she will find you, and when she finds you then you're basically fucked

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>>34658557
because the sex would be good and if she decides to stab you you can put her in jail and its very unlikely that you would die from the stabbing since shes a woman and theyre not good at anything .
this would lead to men admiring you for getting this bitch off the streets , women would be intrigued since youre now , in their eyes , "stab worthy" and in general people would be extra nice to you for a while
so far youve gotten

>sex
>good sex
>one less crazy bitch roaming the world
>more sex
>admiration
>a nice story to tell in parties
>a cool looking scar

Because she will become jealous of every female that breathes in your direction, and she will take it out on you. She will make you feel like a heartless criminal for looking at porn, glancing at another woman, or talking to another woman. Not to mention she will be enraged at anything besides her that captures your attention.