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>>38322321
That seems more like a 2012-era normalfaggot than the current year

-Any complain about music being different than mainstream or being too old to be listened to
-normies criticizing those that buy physical copies of music because "you can stream anything! Why waste money when you download it!"

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>>38322321
This is the normal normie too

Isn't 4chan in general mainly middle class white kids?

Who are you talking too OP

muyself
>>38322337
oriririr

>>38322217
>>38322217
You were on camera and likely will be run off eventually as well as banned. And women don't feel like giant dolls

>>38322217
>feel up the mannequins
>to learn what it's like to touch a woman
Women aren't made of plastic, you dingus. Also, I can only imagine the look on peoples faces as they watched you molest a piece of plastic.

>Has no chance of getting a bf
>Toys with them online to cope with it

But I just woke up
Orig

It's 9:30 in the morning, I'm not going back to sleep

In that case, good morning to you both. It's 11:30pm here.

>>38494840
nah i prefer being a virgin

>>38494840
I will never experience this thing in particular either. Too hairy of a penis.

>>38494840
>3D

lmaoing at you

>>38494819
Good job, anon. Make sure not to revert to your old eating habits otherwise you'll regain your weight. You don't have to strictly count calories; set a weight about 10 lbs. above your current weight, and if you ever reach it, you know it's time to reel it in. Use your common sense, indulge once in a while but keep it within reasonable limits, and in general use your common sense. Now go and smash some puss.

>went from obese to fat
>went from fat to strong fit due to lifting
>slowely burn off more fat and gain muscles instead
>shredded cunt now as Zyzz would say
>still no female attention
>people who used to know me make more fun of me than ever cause "HAHAHA ANON ACTUALLY LOST WEIGHT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT HE THINKS HE CAN BE ONE OF US NOW"

I am not meant to have friends or companionship in my life

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>>38495008
>Now go and smash some puss.

lorde is so fucking ugly

>South Park cosplayer teaches an autistic child how to cook.jpg

no dinner for me honey, I'm eating that pussy tonight

In america its tradition to do this by their 16th birthday.

We need a reset over here , the degeneracy has reached defcon 1

wtf is that fat robot with glasses doing there?
how did he do it!?

>>38494803
>if you still play video games and you're older than 21, then you're a complete joke.

This has to be a bait thread, nobody under the age of 50 would legitimately think that.

Dumb normalfag
Keep watching your dumb TV shows on Netflix

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>>38494803
>>38494803

I'll sprunt ya in the cunt.

How bout that?

learn an instrument I guess. At the very least you'll have something to procrastinate which I find makes time go faster and makes unproductive activities more alluring (even if there is that guilty feeling in the back of your brain)

>>38494785
You could cook a meal for yourself. Or take a shower. Radical suggestions, I know.

>already fapped
whenever I finish my fap for the day it's like "now what do I do?". I try and do something productive but I don't and then somehow it's already time to sleep

what a life

>>38494782
For Money. Sure

>>38494782
Yes, if you have a lot of money

Yes, all you need to do to confirm this is find some guy who you think is as attractive as you that has a girl as attractive as you think pic related is.

That's the theoretical answer at least.