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Anyone else here have a weird disability/injury?

I have a prosthetic testicle because when I was in highschool I got a torsion and my testicle died.
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It's just for cosmetic effect right? You didn't want to have a droopy sack? Or is there an actual reason for a fake one?

Is testicular torsion a one time thing or does it run its course over a period of time? Waves?

I have type 1 diabetes if that counts, since I was 7yrs old
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>>34534605
If I kick you in the balls, is there a chance it'll hurt slightly less since only one ball will feel pain? The fake one will probably absorb some of the impact too, especially if it hangs lower.
Or will it hurt more, since the fake smashes into the real one?
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>>34534605
Do you take testosterone to make up for your lack of testicle?

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Love it? Hate it?

After 4 years of college, im starting to realize that i just dont care what i do with my life as long as it pays 'okay', is somewhat simple and not to stressful.

Truck driving doesnt sound too bad.

Thoughts?
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i might not be welcome here because i dont have a cdl or anything but id love to know how to drive a truck. ive only drove a straight shift pick up once though

let me tell you though, changing the oil on macks and greasing them is fun as hell. changing brale agoes is cool too, everything about them is heavy and awesome. the brake drums alone weigh 120lbs on macks. i dont know anythibg about how to fix engines but ive serviced and helped serviced nearly hundreds of them
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My grandpa has a B-61 mack and he has driven me in it

i too would like gave cdls
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I'd also enjoy being a truck driver I think, but I'm in the UK and fuck me if i'm going to sit in traffic 18 hours a day and use our cramped roads in a huge truck.
Being an american trucker in the Midwest/South sounds like a dream though, cruising the interstates across deserts and over mountains and shit.

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You know what time it is.

http://vocaroo.com/
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>>34534523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tIgphzg5q1


ore gano
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I wanted to post this last night but I ended up pussing out and went to sleep instead.

I like to sing as a hobby, but it's kind of a shitty hobby because I'm so painfully shy I couldn't bear to let anybody hear my singing irl. Result being, I don't know if I'm okay-ish or total garbage.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10HC7PJpFdJ
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s06VKkMZq4E3

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Just curious if you guys have sex with hookers since most of you claim to hate women. It gives you a chance to do weird shit with women that you normally wouldn't, it can be degrading or weird. I personally love banging hookers and wouldn't have it any other way.

>Inb4 std/sti no I don't have any.
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AMPs and hookers at poor Mexican neighborhoods
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They come in all shapes and sizes to fit pretty much any fetish, and if you know how to talk to people you can usually get them to do just about anything sexually. Although from my expereinces Americans are the most vanilla.
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It's illegal where I am and I have a good job to lose. Not really worth it (and don't feel like traveling half the planet to go somewhere legal).

Not to mention, the sex human trafficking industry is pretty sad. I know this is r9k, but nigger pimps do literally kidnap young white girls off the street and force them to fuck Johns. I don't want to potentially support that.

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>The Berenstain Bears & the Myth of the Female Orgasm
>The Berenstain Bears & the Jew-Controlled Media
>The Berenstain Bears Visit a Trans Conversion Camp
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>>34534426

>The Berenstien Bears & the Conspiracy of the Berenstain Bears
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>Curious George & the conservation of the aryan race
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>>34534426
Holy shit I haven't seen a Nedroid comic in a long time.

Normies, why have you come here? You've been asked to leave multiple times, yet you persist. What anger has driven you to /Cuck up my shit/? Has stacy left you for BBC? Do you feel inferior to Jamal, so you take out your stress on this board? It is now time to be silent normies for you are as helpless as the robots you choose to ridicule. Now, it would not in your best interest to stay here. Leave.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34534408
>Normies, why have you come here?
Same reason /pol/ goes to black twitter/black forums (thecoli).

To laugh at the inferiors :^)
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>>34534408
people feed off others suffering. They come to feel better about themselves.

it will never change.
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>>34534423
This

Also: you are a zoo to us....

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Make it stop, /r9k/.

I'm so goddamn alone. I'm so soul-crushingly alone. What few online friends I have are moving on, becoming parts of society, dating, or at least doing some dumb shit with their time.
I have no one I can just express the shit in my head to. None of them even have the time to hear it anymore. What the fuck do I do?

I'm so miserable every day in school, I don't talk to anyone, no one talks to me, and I just sit there waiting to go home.
And yet I hate them all. Every single person I look at in public I can already tell I would either hate or they wouldn't like me.

It's all just so artificial, everyone I even try to interact with just proves to me more and more that most people are incapable of being sincere with one another.
They have no real friends and they don't care because everyone is artificial.

How do I find anyone that isn't a complete waste of time and heartache?
How do I deal with my own inability to approach anyone who I could connect with?

I'm really starting to lose it here.
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It's what we have to come to terms with OP. I'll listen to you if you want though
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>>34534358
You have to realize that every interaction between humans is a transaction OP, even this post.
However, realizing that doesn't make it better and I'm in the exact same position as you.
Do you want to talk? I can post my kik if you want to talk about how fake everyone is
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>>34534775
Idk if you killed yourself or something but I need to go to bed now
I'm posting my kik anyway
Its OhFugg

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Which of these semi-famous instagram whores is the sexiest?
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>>34534355
These whores deserve death but angie is the hottest
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Anna Faith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTgqHIl_8-E
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>>34534355
any of them got nude porn?

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>there's people here that don't use 4chan X
>there's people here that use index
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>>34534324
>There are people on here that fell for the 4chan X meme.
Why would you use something that is completely unnecessary?
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>>34534350
>direct linking to archives
>links to searches for image sauce
>gallery mode
>custom board list header
>color IDs
>reveal or remove spoilers
>keyboard shortcuts
I dont call that unnecessary.

holy shit a giant spider just crawled down my wall and i missed it when i went to hit it.
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>>34534350
>Why would you use something that is completely unnecessary?
archives

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I'm sick of it robots, I can't stand being a virgin anymore I just want to have sex. I just want to have casual sex with no strings attached so I can at least feel sexual pleasure. Is that really too much to ask for?
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It's not that hard to get sex, even fat retarded respects have sex lol stop trolling you can't expect anyone to believe this lmao!
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>>34534280
1. call prostitue
2. arrange meeting
3. sex
4. ???
5. you'll still feel lonesome and empty inside

do it anyway at least i dont flinch when people ask me if i'm a virgin
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>>34534280
Ain't as good as you think, especially if it's just casual sex.

Also, should you lose your virginity for the sake of losing your virginity, you would realize that it wasn't at all the core of your problems.

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If Gaston is the Chad, does that mean that Beast was a robot?
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Nah, it's race mixing propaganda.
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>>34534209
Gaston was /fit/ autist and beast is /an/ or /furry/
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>>34534263
Literally what? Stop letting /pol/ infect your mind.

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I really, really like the faces in this picture.
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you JUST know putin ravaged those girls
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>>34534206
Is Putin an Alpha male?
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>>34534284
whaddya think

oregano

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Which website is full of intelligent people?
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>>34534203
forumserver(dot)twoplustwo(dot)com
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>>34534203
What do you mean?
Thins is 4 chan...
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>>34534203
Reddit. It's the smartest sight on the web. Reddit is where smart people go to be smart. 4chan is where stupid people go to be stupid.

20 years ago it was common to shower once a week, now we must do it every day, what the fuck. What kind of jewish trick is this?
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Just dont shower
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F L O R I D E

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>once a week
Try again you fucking dumbass

More like at least every other day, which you can still get away with now anyway

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>Be white, middle class, NEET living with parents
>For whatever reason can emotionally connect to Kodak Black's music

Help. I never felt this way to someones music. I get teary eyed whenever I hear Tunnel Vision. This man is truly ahead of his time.
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>be nonblacknonwhite suburban NEET living with parents
>start feeling chimpy whenever I listen to Triple Six Mafia or Mobb Deep
why cant I get away with glocking niggas too
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>not identifying with bones and his music

kodak black is fucking garbage
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He looks like someone took a shit then stuck some plastic eyes and gold teeth in it

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