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>get invited to robot discord
>guys there act all friendly
>10 mins later they are flaming me
>call me a used goods cock slut
Why are robots so mean
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not a fan of this new meme
>saged
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>>37754017
why are you a used up cock slut? maybe you should stop? fucking idiot
femanon here btw
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>>37754062
Because I said I've been in 2 relationships in the past and they assume I am past my prime and used up
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what do you do to distract yourself from thinking about all the opportunities you've missed?
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>>37753986
smoke, drink, jerk off, watch movies
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At one point, nothing does it anymore. None of these >>37754006.
The best I can hope for is dying in my sleep.
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>>37753986
Those arre some nice tits!
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>long distance relationship girlfriend is going on tonight with a friend
I cannot handle this, I can't say anything because I don't want to be a buzz killer and I'm already way over my allotted patheticness and jealousy.
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>>37753944
Long distance relationships are allways tricky. They need an extra special amount of trust to work out. Do you trust her?
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she's definitely going to fuck them
either break up with her and retain some minuscule bit of dignity. or enjoy life as a cuckold
sage
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>>37753944
>>37753944
femanon here
OP is a total bitch who can't get into confidence and actual relationships. girls do not want to kiss you
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>walking dog in the morning
>drizzling a little
>put him in some fenced off grass
>spot condom on the ground
>dog finishes shitting
>go home
>lying in bed
>super horny
>can't stop thinking about condom
>get dressed at 2am and head back to grass
>wearing black jacket and shades so I can't be recognized
>hard to see in the dark
>start fumbling on the floor for the condom
>hands and condom are wet
>feel tap on my shoulder
>"What'd you drop?"
>spin around
>creepy homeless guy
>mfw
>shove him with all my might
>sprint back home
>lock doors and turn on light
>go into the bathroom
>realize my hands are full of shit and piss
>throw up a little in toilet
>wash out condom and clean my hands with soap
>put on condom
>fuck my pillow while watching MILF pov porn
>3 months later
>forget about condom
>have annual checkup
>nurse asks if I'm sexually active
>lie so she doesn't know I'm a virgin
>they give me an HIV test
>she says she's sorry and has bad news
>mfw I'm HIV positive
Take my advice and buy new condoms even if it's embarrassing. My entire family knows I'm a virgin, how am I supposed to explain this? Should I just kill myself /r9k/?If you saw this on /v/ it's because I just accidentally posted it there
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>>37753920
Youre a fucking dumbass
At least you get to die early though
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I am really sorry for you OP, I truly am.
>the world if your oyster
when will people realise it's useless to be ashamed ? go fuck low tier sluts (but with condoms you wouldnt want syphillis)
>but muh perfect aryan virgin fembot
they don't exist or they don't want you, money and balls is all you've got now.
godspeed
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>>37753920
thats pretty swell
>job interview in 30 minutes
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For what job?
Origimal.
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>>37753935
overnight stocker at wal-mart
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Are you me OP?
Well, actually I'm leaving for one in an hour. Ironing my pants right now.
It's for a cozy used book/music store.
Any interview tips?
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Be honest with yourself, why do you keep replying to f*mbot threads?
Why are these threads getting more and more attention?
Why do you not realize that you are feeding the cancer and making it grow?
WHY DO WE NOT JUST IGNORE THEM? REEEEEEEE
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this board is full of beta orbiters, we should have left a long time ago.
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>>37753908
Because 75% of this board is made up of beta orbiters.
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>>37753908
femanon here
YOU CAN NOT IGNORE THE ALL MIGHTY UTERUS
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So is this true or what?
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>>37753846
Chad is smarter and more attractive than robots desu.
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Chad doesn't need a large brain, he has a large frame, large penis, and large amounts of charisma and personality. With these things, women, money, and good fortune will come pouring onto him
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>>37753846
>>37753846
femanon here
scoff, chads smart enough to get my ass.
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what is making your life so unbearably shit?
tell me now
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>>37753823
ASD but no bux
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>>37753823
1) The fact that I have to write essays and a master's thesis, while having no motivation to do so, and while having a 9-hour workday, with every other Sunday being a working day.
2) The fact that I am likely to end up busting my ass and remain poor regardless.
That said, it's not unbearable. Just shit and uncomfortable.
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>>37753823
>being KHV
>being unable to brag about it except here on 4chinchunchan
>never having had a gf
>no young females in the surroundings (I live in the countryside) except an already wasted 14yo skank
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>Be NEET
>Parents died when I was a kid in car crash
>Live with rich senile grandma
>I show her end of the world videos on youtube and shit brainwash her so she will give me money here and there
>Tell her I need money everyday to pay for "the admission fee for job applications"
>She believes everything I say
>tfw just waiting for her to die so I can inherit millions
Life is good senpai
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What is your mental disorder?
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>>37753757
You are a nigger.
Oregonhnjjbfd
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>>37753757
literally devilish remember everything you do is recorded and you WILL have to relive it again.
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>tfw too much anxiety to even talk to my tulpa
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>>37753718
Thats like a step down from saying "I'm too anxious to talk to myself."
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>>37753718
I've been trying to make a tulpa since I was 15 and I still haven't gotten anywhere, why?
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>>37754070
Not even an imaginary construct wants to be your friend.
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ROBOTS EHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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I bet she can't even tray flip..
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>>37753710
>normies on r9k
just pretend you're into all the stuff she is. Your messy hair gives off the impression you're one of those hip kids who dresses "ironically", so you should fit in with a girl who probably have the emotional and intellectual depth of a puddle
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>>37753710
Are you left or right OP?
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Dating a girl almost 20 years younger 2017-06-16 06:14:26 Post No.37753705
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Dating a girl almost 20 years younger
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Wizard here. There's a cute cashier girl at this deli I go to for lunch everyday. She's always been smiling at me and always wants to talk to me but I never thought she would like me mainly because she's a lot younger than me. A few days ago we ended up talking about relationships and she ended up giving me her number and seems very much interested in me.
She is 19 years old though and I'm 37. Would it be super creepy if I dated her? I'm 37 but I look pretty old. My hair and facial hair has significantly grayed for my age, my hair is like half and half black/gray and she's a petite young looking thing. She's like 5'2" and looks 14 and I'm pretty tall and look like I'm in my late 40s. We would look very odd together.
I ran this by some men and women I work with. Guys were pretty mixed and the women thought it would be amazingly creepy. What do guys think? I don't get to meet many women these days and it would be nice to finally get a girlfriend of any kind.
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It would be creepy but at the same time it's probably worth people looking at you funny and hating you if you get to slay some teen puss. I would be willing to accept that trade off tbqh
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>>37753705
She's of age so I wouldn't worry even one bit about it. Don't let people decide whether you should be happy or not.
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>>37753705
>losing wizard status to a potential actual, literal succubuss
I wouldn't op. Your powers would be wasted for when she leaves you. It's probably a daddy fetish she has.
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Would any girl possibly consider a 25 year old NEET with no source of income for a serious relationship? What if I get a minimum wage job? I need some purpose in life to get out of this cycle of depression.
Help me out recovering wagecucks.
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If you have no interests, hobbies or if you are boring as fuck, it wont matter what job you do. Get out of your fucking room
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You're shit outta luck man. You should accept you're a permasingle and permavirgin.
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Women are not the way out of depression. Actually if you are depressed they will realize you are a pussy, and they will end up fucking a random chad with a big cock out of frustration.
Get your shit together, THEN you look for a woman.Get gud at life, faggot.
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The fell in beats
Of merry weather
The chickens came home to roost
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>>37753632
Haikus are 5/7/5, anon. You fucked up. Like everything else you do.
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I got bullied hard
I am a beta faggot
It's a call for help
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Oh my fucking god.
I hate myself so much I
want to die soon, please.
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>tfw fembot
>tfw 6' tall
All I wanted in life was to be cute and tiny. I look silly in any cosplay. I can't ever wear heels. My siblings aren't even that tall so I don't know why I had to be.
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>>37753624
But tall girls are cute. Unless you don't like guys that are shorter than you. There's something special about a tall girl that's into you and is somewhat shy.
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>>37753624
so find a tall guy to make you feel small dummy
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Being tall can be a blessing in disguise.