Does anyone wanna be my friend on discord, skype, steam whatever? I've been alone for a while and have absolutely nothing to do to pass the time. Drop a contact and I'll add you.
>>37823987
what do you like to do anon or atleast what are you interested in?
post your steam or discord i dont post mine here cause r9k
but i always like to add people who want to chat or talk about things im not the best talker or best sociable person but i can try my best to atleast say hi and chat a bit with ya
>>37823987
are you a qtp2t virgin girl?
>>37824126
typical weeb/robot hobbies
If you want you can send your discord to my disposable email [email protected]
>>37824155
no
Femanon here.
My ultimate fetish would be to turn a gay man straight. Giving up my roastie to a cute guy with maybe sort of a bad boy thing going on, bonus points if he's cynical but caring.
The only thing is, i'll never find a guy like that, and if I do chances are he's bi the entire time and just stringing me along
>>37823969
My ultimate fetish is converting a lesbian or slut into a loving housewife. Don't worry you're not alone at least.
can i pls have ur discord
This isn't your soapbox
fuck off, no one cares
I'm 29, turning 30 in a few months.
I've never worked before, don't drive and have a very small wardrobe, no social skills.
Am I actually even employable at this stage?
Pyschologist recommended I apply for disability because she thinks I'm unemployable, but that requires an extensive medical history which I don't have because I didn't go to a doctor for 15 years.
What do?
Your psychologist seems cool. She can help you get autism bux so you don't need a history or whatever; just approval by your psych. You should apply
You're psychologist (I assumed you mean psychiatrist) is retarded. You can't apply for disability just because you are a loser. You need an actual disability and work credits (previous work history). Considering your age, you would have needed to work for at least 5 years to apply for disability, you're going to get rejected because you don't have a diagnosed disability aside from being a lazy unsocialized loser.
The only time this doesn't apply is if you are born blind or something.
>>37824559
I'm in Australia, what you said about needing to have worked before to get disability is not how it works here. You just need mental health / medical history and enough of it to apply.
What up, wagefags?
I got myself a comfy new blanket to snuggle up in inside my air conditioned house while you boys slave away in your offices for Dr. Nosenberg.
It sure is nice being a NEET.
>>37823951
I used to sell drugs on the deepweb. Never had to leave my house. It was like being a NEET but with significantly less depression and suffering because I had a lot of drugs to occupy myself with and lots of cash.
Ever since the FBI seized a bunch of those sites, I'm back to NEETing it up at my mom's house. I'm too socially stunted to become a regular drug dealer.
>>37823951
I'm Mr. Noseberg myself. Wagies work for me.
>>37823951
>0 income
>no social life
>no purpose
>all you do is shitpost and get mad
you failed on the easy mode anon
kill yourself
>be me
>be proud NEET, believer in universal basic income, more income equality and autismbux
>get a job last week
>within a week develop a burning hatred of everyone who doesn't work
>when I go to the supermarket, I see obviously unemployed single moms paying for brand name expensive shit with MY money and it makes me enraged because meanwhile I have to budget and buy cheap shitty food
>spend all my time angry at socialists
>this all happened over the last week
>actually considering voting for the republican in our special election
What happened to me. Wagecucking ruined my soul
>when the NEET finally realizes how the world really works
just apply for food stamps and only work 2 days a week, you can still drain the system with your NEET pass and make enough to afford yourself some tasty tendies
You just proved my point that waggies only hate NEETs because waggies hate working and want everyone else to suffer like them.
>>37823940
>>37824012
GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY SHITS
>tfw mummy loves you
>>37823793
Cool would want such a relationship with my mom too.
>bananas and milk
Slut
>>37823793
tfw no motherlybfto nurture me and let me put it inhim
What makes a young girl do porn?
>>37823748
>that fucking nose tho
Money
That's their sole desire
>>37823748
fame, fortune, and self destruction
>chad brother is having loud sex next room AGAIN
>>37823588
Start playing something horrible really loud
>>37823588
you should blast super loud anime music from your speakers to show your dominance
>>37823588
Just let him fuck you instead
> 18 years old = spinster
> 18 acres of dirt = eligible bachelor
it used to be so simple...
>>37823558
>didn't say how tall he is
1800s manlet
It is that simple now you fuck. It's literally as simple as be normie-tier successful enough to have a job where you wear a suit and get your hair cut every two weeks and pick up metal things every few days. Grow up, there is nothing new under the sun and you would've failed the genetic tests in any age.
KEK
This man was a normalfag/chad back in his day. Inherited money and land from rich parents, connections with everyone in town, etc.
You wouldn't be shit compared to him you faggot
>finally get enough courage all month to go do laundry at the laundromat
>get high on oxycodone before I go to numb the anxiety
>folding laundry
>qt comes in and takes her laundry out and starts to fold it next to me
>after 30 seconds she puts it all back in the basket and goes to a table 30ft away to fold it
She's playing hard to get, anon. Ask her out. Or at least steal her panties.
>>37824003
I think that's why she moved away. I glanced at her panties
>>37824548
Show her you underwear (no skid marks). Maybe it will turn her on on account of the crotch being so worn out.
what the fuck are you looking at wagie
>>37823519
Fuck you lookin' at, NEET boy?
Keep staring, I'll fucking smack you, faggot.
>>37823579
Wheres your manager? Thats no way to speak to a potential customer.
>>37823616
I ain't got no bitch-ass manager, fool. You ain't no customer. Just a bitch ass faggot about to receive an ass beating.
>black/asian
>no culture
>first gen american, no one here is like me, no friends
>still get called nigger on the street by random faggot rednecks that probably browse /pol/
>all negatives of being black no positives
>not good at math even
why live?
>>37823489
>not working at become the strongest martial artist
what are you doing with your life
Your mom should commit sudoku for getting blacked
>>37823582
Lilypichu pls
How am I supposed to gain weight if I have to fast every other day?
>>37823452
>if I have to fast every other day?
Why do you have to fast every other day?
>>37823466
I have been punished by the lord and need to atone for my sins
>>37823466
Aushwitz amusement park
>Ooohh...sh-shit Anon, I'm gonna...HNNNNNNNGGGGG
>*squirts in your mouth*
it's just pee
This is absolutely disgusting. Any girl squirts on me first I hit her then I leave her
*unzips dick*
So it's a water fight you want!
How does this make u feel blackboi?
why would any black person give a singular fuck about this
black Americans have their own identity apart from Africa
The only black people who care about Africa are extreme hotep autists that need to be culled from the black community to be completely honest with you
How does a race fall so far, so fast? Whites of today are white only in skin color. They lack literally every quality that made their ancestors great.
Was it the wars of the 20th century? Did they just get fat and lazy and complacent? Was it just (((their))) influence?
>>37823431
>tfw when brittons cucked us out of the pink map