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I hate nick and his "help"

>>38153924

Oh come on. If you're not willing to give us a way to solve th conflict, you're keeping me permanently in a situation where you're angry and I can't do anything about it.

You don't have to do that, and yes, I can help you. It won't always be pleasant, but that's part of it.

OK?

>>38153959
>yes, I can help you
Only by killing yourself.

>>38153850
Ask her out to coffee one day after work

If you have a light good feeling around her interacting, she's feeling it too, so no need to worry about screwing up. Its when you don't have that feeling things get harder, though not impossible.

>>38153850
why do it subtly? women usually like guys who are direct and to the point. just ask.

tinder

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Religion. Time to believe.

>>38154055
I said wife material. Not some slut who whores herself out on tinder.

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>>38153815
My only friend is my waifu.

>>38153815
>Who /nofriends/

Yeah
What are my fellow no friends robots doing this holiday?
I plan on browsing /r9k/ all day, maybe I'll watch a movie

>>38153889
How can you be friends with someone who doesn't exist?

they are all gone

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Even though 2011 is long gone every once in a while the party rockers are still in the house tonight

>>38153800
We're in the house

this shit gets brought up a lot and idk why

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>>38153754
you would have to be stupid to let your guard down when a woman is around because they do things like this all the time.
around women never relax

Do what to me? Pull my mouth multiple feet away from my face?

Why do you keep saying that? I don't believe you. You don't even know me but you're telling me this. Why?

What good is "deserving" it if I never actually receive it? What the fuck was I supposed to do about that?

>>38153750
Nobody here deserves anything but the worst this life has to offer. Love and respect are completely out of the question, are you fucking retarded?

>>38153646
15 because im not American . So free i can't be muted

I live in a prison of my mind so not very free.

A FUCKIN 11

EU EU EU EU EU EU

and the guy isn't a robot anymore either
Both have a price to pay for engaging in sexual behavior

No, she gets to fuck three guys before being one

Roasties are more fit to birth children. If she stays with him, she's literally done the best she could've in life.

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>>38153499
"By investing all my energies in hard work, son."

>>38153499
I don't, I stopped talking to all my friends months ago and I don't do funerals.

>>38153499
Embrace the wonderful world of emotional detachment, so crying, no hurt feelings, no feelings, it's great!

>>38153453
what happened?
did you get in an accident?

>>38153453

Go to the doctor, it's probably wax. I'm going to the doctor soon too because they have this tool that uses water to clean your ear out 100%

This happens to me every few years because I don't pay attention while cleaning it and accidentally push some wax in rather than get it out.

It's likely earwax. I have this problem occasionally, OP.

Concoct a solution of 50% water and 50% hydrogen peroxide, lay down with your affected-ear pointing up, and pour the solution into your ear.

Wait five to seven minutes, and then drain it out. If that doesn't fix it, then you might have to visit an otolaryngologist to have you ears cleaned.

>>38153443
get a new haircup, grow a beard, use contact lenses instead of glasses

>>38153641
he clearly can't grow a beard. he should learn to shave.

>>38153443
hit the gym, get a tan, get a job and leave that shithole.

Dont fucking look at me like that you squirrely looking fuck.

FUCK

Are you actually gonna tell us what happened this time

>>38153442
About what OP?

Fill us in OP

>>38153414
just accept that your gay and suck that dick, fag.

>>38153414

Antidepressants mess with the hormones, but yeah, it's not like it's the end of the world. You can change your mind later when you are allowed to leave prozac

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>>38153596
I don't wanna make my parents even more disappointed in me. Being gay seems awful

where did that post go

>>38153400

if you let that go, youre the dumbest fucker alive.

>>38154934
what do you mean let that go
why would I let it go
I don't want to break up with her, I'll probably marry her eventually
we already live together