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>>38064531
Aren't you just depressed?

>>38064531
That is me + I don't feel love and never felt it.

>>38064671
I've pretty much been like this since I was about 12/1/3 years old so I think this is just how I am.

>>38064691
Yeah, I've never had crushes or anything.

>>38064425
I found just loads of alcohol, weed and tobacco help without the need for cowering in a corner.
Not healthy, but it works.

>>38064425
cause the bad spirits don't live there

>>38064425
The fetal position is the naturally most comfortable position.

>>38064420
Arctic, Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, and Southern Ocean?

>>38064420
I thought there were seven

There's only one ocean, they're all connected you fucking retard. You're thinking lakes

>>38064410
Or maybe you don't know what all women like....

>>38064410
I know an actual girl in college whose fetish is to get raped, so i can confirm this.

I got banned from a diaper fetish online community because I said it was almost entirely men who were into it and the few attention whores who got into the fetish because of their boyfriends called me a misogynist. Then the entire "community" "came together" to write "thinkpieces" about how the reason there are no women in the fetish is because of "toxic masculinity" linking back to my posts.

>>38064381
my gf does this and its making life impossible

>have a drink
>become even more paranoid and anxious
>know that if I drink more I'll just puke/pass out

I envy you OP. If I need to drink I usually get gin, what about you?

>>38064381

Do this for as long as it takes for you to learn basic social interaction.

Then cease immediately. Try to stop as totally as you can.

- Advice from a guy who cured his social anxiety but then had to cure his alcaholism

Not as sexual as why guys get into trucks or guns.

>>38064311
bruh.. whos gayer than a woman who can afford a horse?

double up. whos gayer than a girl whos daddy can afford a horse?

>>38064311
That's one smug horsie

Don't stare into the eyes of an Asian women. You'll lose your soul.

Burn the rice pay the price.

~t.hapa

>>38064210
steam the rice*

>>38064185
which one though? i cant stare into both at once i can only focus my vision on one at a time

>>38064152
>he gets his political views from the inane rantings of HS neo nazis

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>he argues the statistics of studies he's never read

>he has political views
normalfags out

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>>38064083
>she goes quiet for a second and starts with that little girl voice again, telling me to get away from her
???????????

>>38064083

why the fuck do you collect toys you degenerate

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>>38064083
I collect amiibos too, but I have no one to even come in my room to see them :(

>>38064043
>fucks niggers
>patrician

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Maturity when you stop fapping to lol and you start fapping to this.

>>38064043
A benis hihi. Men are so awkward.

>>38063969
I'd tell her that it isn't black excellence, because blacks get extra points on their SAT scores. It's all around easier for them to be accepted, because of the lower standard we hold them to.

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>>38063969
>so ill become racist

bruh.. tip of the cap

>>38064001
Real shit? Source please

I'm on the pivot right now senpai, I'll let you know.

edge of a knife boi ill either kill myself or bcome a normie in the next 4 years (just got accepted to uni)

>>38063967
Im working on it senpai, get off my case.

>>38063964
Where did u find these sounds

>>38064136
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vb1VKqO_SBA

Just for you fellow robot

>>38064194
Oh I suspected it was asmr
But I just use asmr to chill
BTW did u like speeding bullet

>>38063943
Living the dream.
oreganno

>>38063943
>I keep telling myself I'm just lonely and that getting a gf would fix this, but deep down I know that I'm boring and that even with a gf I would just fall into the same boredom eventually.

I broke up with a girl because she always wanted to "do stuff", bitch didn't even drive either.

>tfw working nights for 2 months

really going to fuck up my drinking schedule

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>>38064065
It gets boring after around 3 months. My life is very boring. The highlight of my week is getting drunk on fridays. Once or twice a month I meet up with my friends to drink beer, but we almost never go to bars and just drink at one of our apartments' while listening to music and watching movies/youtube videos. Its not living the dream really, since the boredom and loneliness will get to you and then its a neverending loop of work, alcohol and work.

The last month of my life also had my suffer some real bad revelations about my life. I went on a date with a girl (somehow a girl on tinder wanted to meet up with me) and I screwed it up. I can't get her out of my mind even though I know we'll never see eachother again. It made me realize that I'm emotionally stunted and I get hung up on every single girl who gives me the slightest bit of attention. I also realized that I'm so used to getting drunk every friday that I feel distress whenever I for some reason can't drink on friday.

>>38064257
>really going to fuck up my drinking schedule
Kek, I feel this way too sometimes

>>38063852
I went to an r9k meet up and I'm still friends with a few of them. We are planning on going to the beach tomorrow.

I met up with a femanon once to give her a massage. We didn't have sex but I did see her fully naked body.

Was a positive experience overall

>>38064151
What was a femanon like on here? Was she crazy or really depressed?
>>38064124
Pics?