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I'm turning 50 next week, robots. Did I do okay at life so far? 2017-06-23 01:27:38 Post No.37897788
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I'm turning 50 next week, robots. Did I do okay at life so far?
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2017-06-23 01:27:38
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>Turning 50 next week
>Kissless, sexless, never-held-hands birgin
>18-hour-a-day internet addict since 1994
>Been visiting various Manchurian Frogfeel image-chat webtubes since 2005 or so. Not here every day but I swing by a couple of times a week
> Video game addict since Atari days
>Never held a job. Survive on muh depression / muh diabetes / muh agorophobia / muh disability government handouts, and used to live with parents
>Not morbidly obese but pretty fat.
>Parents died, house was repossessed, now live in brother's spare bedroom
>Medicated, sedated
>My only friends are anons on various interweb chatboards and image-tubes who don't know my name and probably aren't even real people much of the time.
>Shower once a week I guess
>Feels bretty cozy
>Feels bretty gud
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>>37897788
Wow, your life sounds terrible. I hope that you have something to find solace in, anon
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>>37897788
I'd be your friend.
That's basically exactly where I hope I end up, even though you're nearly double my age.
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>>37897788
you did ok anon!
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When was the last time you had a wet dream, robots?
Tell me all about it.
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>4-5 months ago
>dream lead to me being in a room with a petite Asian girl
>on a couch trying to finger her
>her vagina keeps moving over her body
>eventually have sex with her once her vagina returns to where it should be
>cum in my dream
>can still remember how good it felt
>wake up 5 seconds later having a panic attack with a weeks worth of backed up load filling my underwear
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>>37897753
literally and originally never
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There was an autistic obese girl I went to high school with who was attracted to me. She was literally an orb and had A cup tits and constant stains around her mouth.
I had a sex dream about her last night. I think it's how easy it would be to fuck her that's what turns me on.
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>You will never ever pay off the 60k in student loans you acculated since you are a brainlet.
>You will never be top 100 in melee since you are a brainlet who can't into neutral game and have no more free time.
Just fucking kill me senpai.
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Am I a narcissist if I only masturbate in front of a mirror?
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No, thats perfecly normal.
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If I see myself in the mirror while masturbating I get sick.
Green text man
Green text stories 2017-06-23 01:23:42 Post No.37897731
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Share your green text stories for the kek of it.
Please?
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>>37897731
As soon as you find your missing chromosomes.
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>>37897758
As soon as you find your lost life, cunt.
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>>37897889
how hard is it to post something with a reasonable amount of pixels?
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>finally meet the perfect girl
>she might even be into me
>she doesn't even live in the same state I do and I wont see h er again after a month passes
It's not fucking fair bros. I finally find the girl for me and she's fucking gone. What did I do to deserve th is?
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The fuck are you saying
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>>37897887
Dumb fucking girl I met who is awesome but she's only here for the summer then she goes back to wherever shes from and I never see her again
She might be into me but what the fuck am I gonna do about it since she's gonna be gone so d amn so n
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rREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FAGS
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I just saw eggman on ice poseidon's stream
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it's fucking him wow
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>>37897661
yeah, he posted a video on his youtube channel telling everyone that he was going to be at vidcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSV7ocfK68I
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>>37897623
Are you Senor Gooch?
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>tfw THERE'S NO GOOD IN YOUR EYES ANY MORE
;_;
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EGGMAN ON STREAM!
https://www.iceposeidon.com/
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>What the hell's wrong with your head, dude?
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So many hot slutty THICC girls.
Too bad I'll never get any of them.
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>>37897550
>Normie event with hot girls
>Too bad I'll never get any of them.
how is that different than literally any other day of a robot's existence?
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Just quit watching porn and accept your permavirginity.
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When did you realize women weren't fully human?
Originalisimo.
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Fembots, come in and discuss your feels. Happy feels, sad feels, angry feels, worried feels, all the feels.
Males also welcome as long as they aren't hostile.
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>>37897579
I'm talking to two different men online and I'm having trouble dividing my time between the two. I need to drop one of them but I can't decide who
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Talking to a fembot right now. How do I not fuck it up?
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>>37897617
Describe the two and we'll help decide.
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Imagine you're female.
Is it unethical to break up with your boyfriend BUT he becomes your best friends with added sexual benefits?
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If he's cool with it I don't see anything unethical about it. If he isn't cool with it then he'll say no, unless he's a simpering beta. If that's the case it would be unethical to exploit him.
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>>37897508
women don't care about sex if it doesn't come with control
there is no reason a girl would agree to that
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>>37897540
I'm more controlling in the relationship now than when we were just friends who had sex.
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I was just muted for 16 seconds. AMA.
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How does it feel to have perpetual dick-in-mouth syndrome
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Why did you murder a thread for this shit? Even a trap poster or raceb8 thread is better than this garbage.
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>>37897839
You're mean. It hurts my feelings.
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>gf wants me to do poos and wees on her
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>>37897467
>poos and wees want me to do girlfriends on them
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>>37897477
>le swap the words man
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>>37897477
First time today anyone made me laugh on this board.
Here's some reddit gold