>If you want to get laid
$40.00 Spending Limits
Don't spend more than $40 on a date. More money spent during a date will not necessarily lead to a better chance of sex.
3 Dates Rule
This one can be the hardest to follow, but abide by it. If you're not laid by the third date? Get out.
No Means No
Regardless of the situation, when a woman says NO, stop whatever you are doing or about to do and get out.
Dis nigga know what up. OP, you're a complete retard if you think sex is worth going on three whole dates.
Also, no very rarely means no. Unless you're completely autistic, you shouldn't have too much trouble differentiating the various kinds of "no"s.
I see a lot of women wearing these things. What EXACTLY are they trying to accomplish?
+50% chance for sex
Fembots, describe your ideal boyfriend!
>how would be a perfect day with him?
>talk a bit about yourself
Go! Maybe he is here and you did not realize yet!
FUCKING LARPING FAGGOTS GET OUT. THERE ARE NO FUCKING FEMBOTS. HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN GET THAT FUCKING DEGENERATE THAT YOU ROLEPLAY A FEM""""""""""""""""""BOT"""""""""""""""" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*deafening roar fills the air*
>*wagies running for their lives scrambling underneath manhole covers*
>*windows shatter and car alarms spring to life across city*
Daily reminder that wageslaves have never been able to answer this fundamental question
>went to bed at 2 AM
>woke up at 4 PM
>went to bed at 1 AM
>woke up at 3 AM
I want to stop having nightmares
You're not a true robot unless you cut your own hair.
NOW I'M PLAYIN' IT REAL STRAIGHT AND YES I CUT MY HAIR
>37 y old male
>wife is kinda ugly but its best i could do
>have 11 y old kid
>lets call him fuckweed
>fuckweed is too damn edgy and autistic
>work as a fisherman
>doesnt pay off that great
>have huge debt to the bank
>wife is cheating on me with my neighbour and fuckweed wants new, most expensive fidget spinner
So dear brothers and sisters, how did i manage to get this deep in the shit????
Why do normies pretend to care about this series so much?
Because they're told that they should like it. I can't believe that you browse this board and still can't figure this out by yourself.
>70% of all deaths are from getting stabbed in the back
>somehow the characters always end up getting saved just as they're about to die (probably not a single main character on the show that this hasn't happened to)
I have so much love to spread, but nobody wants it.
Femanons, did you ever fail the butthole inspection at school?
>But not a degenerate either
>Roastie bitches wont stop trying to hop on my dick
>Average robo-waifus too scared to interact with me
>Avoidant/shy to love
>Could walk up to any woman, and talk to them
>If that woman romantically like me I can't even be a literal mile near her, because too scared
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, ROBOT
itt: your favorite shits charts
post your taste
get bullied by others
bully other people
call other people plebs
get called a hipster and a redditor
here's a template I like
Im too lazy to edit so:
Video games: Gothic 1, gothic 2 notr and Warband
Movies: none i can think of
Anime: none, i hate it
Series: none i can think of
Foods: meat in general
Drinks: beer and vodka
Type of girls: religious ones and agressive ones
Characters: Stannis Baratheon, Lee from Gothic
hey /r9k/ you can properly get fucked,
you are the one convincing me i was a ''''''''''''''''''robot'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' or whatever the fuck that means FOR YEARS while i was living in my parents' basement and rarely go out
even since i left /r9k/ and started to frequently visit /sp/, i found a job, bloomed into a Chad and met a nice girl who is my fiancee now
so get fucked /r9k/, get fucked for holding me down. also yes pic is very related, that is me and my fiancee.
>it's a, "normie realizes he's spent all these years getting bullied by the internet," episode
Does anyone else find sex disgusting?
I mean, obviously it feels good and I would enjoy doing it with someone, but this whole "sex is beautiful" idea is just stupid. It's fucking gross, as is pregnancy and childbirth.
I hate having sex, it is gross and overwhelming and the anxiety makes me feel like I've been kicked in the stomach afterwards, I only do it for my partners sake and wish the women dont like sex maymay was real
Should I use MPC or VLC?
VLC if GNU/Linux
KbMediaPlayer if Windows
iPlayer or whatever if Mac