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You're such a failure lol. Kill yourself.

>>38888498
And I will fail many more times to come.

But I'll never give up, virgin.

>>38888782
As a virgin I would like to say that he does not speak for all of us and that I too would like to give this a shot op

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>>38888308
>How come you never talk?
>You should talk to me, Anon. We're friends!
>Can I have a piece of gum? :^)

>someone gets me to open up about my issues
>they make it seem like it's all my fault because they can't understand where I'm coming from and it's easy for them

Reminder to never talk to normies about robot issues because they LITERALLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

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why don't you stop posting frogs for a start

Maybe for the intellectually inferior robots.

>>38888305
isn't chunk like 5'2 or something? This is a pack of manlets

>libuck trash that jumped the shark years ago
I wouldn't say so, no.

Only time a female will speak with me is when it's a work interaction.

>>38888289
Are you a loser scared of competing with other men, OP?

>>38888289
I get no matches, although i used to get a few scattered about to feel some reward.
Now im tempted to make a fake just for the attention

>>38888247
Most of this board has a gentle femdom fetish, are you slow?

I'm turned on by the idea of a girl who won't divorce rape me dude who cares how we decide to rub genitals I'll fuck her through a sheet with a hole in it if that's what's necessary

I've always liked the slow romantic sex, it's like everyone just copies soulless porn maneuvers and cums too quick

I'd take care of m'lady in bed ;^)

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First.
Renew please.

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Ignore those who seek to destroy yinggan, follow the lead of those who seek to improve yinggan

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Slip your iced finger in her donut edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Are you too robotic for normies and too normie for robots? Stuck in limbo?

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perhaps you would have more luck if you stopped posting frogs

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>>38888656

FUCK YOU, FROGS ARE MY EVERYTHING!! FUCK COCK SANDWHICH BIG THICK DONKEY DICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We love the self-pity. We crave it.

The feeling deep inside of my core that another person could never love me.

>>38888175
I just feel sick whenever around females due to anxiety.

>>38888116
Please no touching the meat, ma'am.

We're all fish under the sea, under the seaaaaa. Give yourself a good old scrub then you'll be good as new! Trust me, I'm a big guy, for you.

>>38888888
just waiting until this glorius numbler appears

>>38888092
how do you fail an intentional overdose on heroin???? not trying to like be mean but if you inject enough shouldn't you basically be done for unless somebody finds you?

>>38888092
did you see the other side

>>38888092
How did you get it ?
My social skills are so shit, i can't find a dealer.

>>38888059
>virgin

You'd still be bullied if you weren't.

>>38888070
Yeah but the virgin part is the best part.

>fapping to 13 year old squids
This is why you're a virgin

>>38887999
Am I the only one who gets upset by /lgbt/ leaving its containment board?

Fuck, I hate FAGGOTS.

>>38888026
It's a girl with a dick, retard. GIRL. You're the faggot for thinking it's gay

lowkey senpai innit wooaah mate woaaah mate look at that mate core blimey mate hes ad a few inny mate fucking hell mate fuck oh no oh no oh fuck mate woah shit mate oh shit woah oi mate get over here fucking cunt lets av an armwrestle ugly mug fuck oh shit oh look at that fuck cracking bit of arse that mate oh shit oh fuck oh god woah fuck is that a plane mate fuck look at that plane shit fuck oi mate nex was a me yeh mate alright mate yeh sounds good OI DAZ WASSA ICKY BA INNIT

>>38887967
>i-its muh team that sux, not me! its all their fault!

>>38889428
How many messages do you receive for being trash?

>>38887967
Hm, it's almost like normie gamers are stupid or something... Really makes me think.

Yes this is a good post, I have taken a shine to this mem, please continue

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>>38887941
Watch out, lil' bunny! You look like you're gonna burst any second now!

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BE CAREFUL THERE LIL' BUDDY! YOU'RE GONNA EXPLODE ANY MINUTE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!

no. its just a slightly less accessible modern MMO that happens to have retro graphics. a far cry from actual 2007 runescape.

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>>38887912
dont waste your time. Play guild wars 2 for max comfy

>>38887912
I play it and it's meh it's all my laptop will run

I mean if you want to click on shit while u watch tv and shit post it's good it's not really good as a game more just like a distraction from boredom

The gameplay is horrible but it makes boring shit slightly better so I'd use it just as a background thing I usually just afk magic while I do chores and shit around the house