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>you're browsing your Chinese cartoons message board when you realize you haven't eaten in a while, so you go to the kitchen
>while you're waiting for the popcorn to finish popping you turn on the tv
>the only thing that's on is a baseball game, but after a minute it's interrupted by pic related
>the emergency alert system tells you that you have around 20 minutes before your cities demise
What do you do?

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>have no choice in whether we are born or not
>spend entire life trying to get married and have kids
>have to bend over backwards working just to stay alive
>face rejection constantly
>get called selfish for not wanting to live

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might be moving to the big city because i'm a pretentious faggot who wants to be cool and trendy. i'm coming to shit up the streets with my small town mannerisms, and i will not stop until i steal one of their high-powered, rich, and independent women for myself. at which point i will red pill her and copulate with her back home, thus ridding the world of another feminist disaster.

i'm coming, faggots.

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>be me
>21 y/o khv
>see qt 3.14 at uni in my anat/phys class
>we're talking 9/10
>not a stacy but stacy enough where she takes care of herself
>got an ass like none other
>we're doing a lab in the cadaver room and by some miracle she's my lab partner
>the topic of the lab is the reproductive system
>our cadaver is an old guy with a saggy ass ballsack and a huge dong
>she glances in my direction while holding his wrinkly mushy banana of a peener
>thisismytime.html
>"d-do you like it?"
>her facial expression becomes a mix of shock and disgust
>engage autist.exe
>"m-mine's better" I stammer in an attempt to recover
>her face is visibly red now
>my autist brain in an attempt to be funny takes the dick and pretends like the old man has an erection
>"me right now, ha..."
>mfw reported for sexual harassment
>mfw my degree is delayed another year

why do I have to be this way

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First jobs starts tomorrow. Wish me luck robots.
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>Hit up 5 m4m on Craigslist
>Not a single response

Am I ever going to get laid, anons?

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can someone educate me on feminine penises?

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Mine was after reading this: https://caamib.wordpress.com/the-story-of-your-incel-an-inconvenient-truth/

Before reading this I was a male feminist, liberal permavirgin. I only read it because some feminist site said, "How awful and wrong this is, etc." After reading it through I recognized it was true, every single word.

I didn't accept it for months, it was too hard to accept, too painful for my mind. I read it over and over hoping the words would change but they didn't. Hoping I could counter it but I couldn't, eventually I gave in and here I am now. I was incel and I didn't even know it.

On the bright-side I'm not a virgin but boy did I go from moral relativism to nihilistic depression in a hurry. The thing no one ever considered is when all of these civilizations collapse, there is a genetic decline. This genetic decline decreases morals and logic. One great example is the Olmecs, Mayas, and Aztecs. Each one more primitive, savage, and immoral than there prior form.

Humanity is not only doomed to an eternal darkness of declining morals, religion, and intelligence, it's actively massacring these types in the West. It absolutely despises any man (especially White) of character, honor, intelligence, and virtue. Unless a new sufficient religion comes in that re-institutes morals and puts a high value on intelligence, we will enter a dark age that makes the medieval Dark Ages look enlightened, tolerant, and understanding.

And more importantly, it will last forever.

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Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day
I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone's frying chicken
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way
On a Sunday morning sidewalk
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down
In the park I saw a daddy
With a laughing little girl that he was swinging
And I stopped beside a Sunday school
And listened to the songs they were singing
Then I headed down the street
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing
And it echoed through the canyons
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday
On a Sunday morning sidewalk
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down

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If I understand correctly, frequency of a radio wave is how frequently a wave completes a cycle.

I'm messing around with a browser radio thing and the frequencies coming in look like pic related, where each station is transmitting like a range of frequencies, and you have to narrow the filter to get include the whole thing for the voice to come in clearly.

Not really sure how to articulate my question, but... why/how are multiple frequencies being transmitted? How can a single wave have multiple frequencies?

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>be me
>semi-failed normie
>start talking to this girl in group of friends
>she's single, nice face, a lot of common interests
>felt something in me that I've never really felt
>is this what love feels like?
>time passes
>eventually ask her out after months of delays and nervousness
>friendzoned
>months pass, still failed normie
>writing in personal notebook
>want to draw something
>draw the girl of my dreams--dresses well, nice face, barefoot
>feel that exact feeling of love I felt with that real girl with just a drawing this time

Have I ascended, robots? Is it too late for me?

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if you need to vent, get something off of your chest, or just talk to another human being, you are welcome to post in this thread.
i will try to respond to whatever you decide to post.

i will not judge you. i will not hate you.
i only wish to listen. to understand.
because everyone deserves to be understood, right?
maybe not. but i will try anyways.

feel free to post any image you would like.
maybe consider posting someone (or something) you like a whole lot.

it's been a little while. i hope you've all been doing alright.

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Why aren't you on the fast track to get have a precious child, /pol/ ?

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Omegle Thread #1122

Tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001

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Fems: would you ever have sex with your father? Just for fun, not in a romantic way.