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>I-It's my first time, Anon, I swear!
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Just how common is this condition?
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i wouldnt care since im 43 and still a virgin
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>>36912988
just pay a hooker already
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Whats the worst school accident you have had or seen anons?
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>>36912950
My mental health deterioation, one slow train wreck to hell.
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>>36912950
a girl shat in my backpack
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We had a thing like in my picture, it was older and covered with rust. It had no purpose because it had no stoppers (?).
3 of my classmates hung themselves on it, me included, while others made it rotate really fast. Some guy lost grip and got his arm out while spinning and broke it.
I wondered why that thing suddendly stopped until I saw his arm which looked like an U
How gay are you on a scale from 1 to 10?
1 being attracted to masculine features in women and 10 being attracted to bara muscle jocks.
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>>36912926
prolly 2. i really like slight masculine face features in women (not strong chin/hairy just others) but hate dicks. the mere thought of another dudes dick makes my skin crawl
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>>36912926
show us your boipucci, faggot
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>>36912926
8-10 I guess, considering I started taking hrt, please Jesus Christ kill me soon.
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2017-05-10 01:04:36
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/cdl/ Cuddle Thread #3
Discuss cuddling/intimacy and share your experiences.
Lonely together edition
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>tfw sleeping every night with no company
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>tfw no shoulder to rest your head on
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Somebody please describe what cuddling feels like
>eat a lot of sugar
>feel sick
>don't eat a lot of sugar
>want to eat more sugar
so basically you just can't fucking win in life, not even once, fuck this
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Yeah you fucked up your insulin response with two decades of cupcakes and pan pizzas. It's going to take a couple days to hop off the white pony.
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>Yeah you fucked up your insulin response with two decades of cupcakes and pan pizzas.
what do you mean?
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>>36912886
Look up insulin resistance. Insulin is a fat-storage hormone that responds to sugar in the blood. Too much sugar/simple carbs over the long term wears this system out and fat storage and carb cravings get out of whack. Simple carbs are practically a drug. Next time you go to the store, notice what items they really really want you to buy - it's all candies and sodas and shit. THAT'S because food manufacturers know that eating sugary foods makes you crave sugary foods.
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At what weight does sex become logistically impossible?
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Not at that weight. Lol
Just when her folds only allow you to put your dick in her labia, no further
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>>36912848
That would probably get me off even more.
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Whatever weight you're at, obviously.
> tfw no feetie gf
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>>36912788
ty i searched your image on google, my dick is jizzing
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>>36912788
moar pls I need to fill my folder
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>>36912788
Why live?
Amiright?
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>want to play vidya but too tired
tell us about your problems family
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>no job
>worthless education
>bottomless debt
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>>36912942
Snap anon
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>want to drink beer but trying to be healthy and only drink once a week
My life already has ended
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Cute boy offered me blowjob. I am sad sap kissles virgin. What shou i do? Iam not gay but i am desperate for atention.
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>Not gay
>Desperate for attention
pick one
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>>36912730
take it but get drunk first so you have an excuse
t. someone who missed this opportunity 3 or 4 times and regrets all of them
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>>36912874
Thanks anon. Iam fucking desperate i want to do it but it feels wrong
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Sitting here in bed watching yu yu hakusho making more money in a day then normies do in week. Just worked tirelessly on a new website and found a bunch of low competition keywords and made awesome detailed posts and bought a juicy backlink package, now just waiting for them to get indexed and make even more money. This is on top of the small clothing business I run. Nothing better than busting your ass for weeks and then kicking back one day and watching all your work pay off.
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>comes to /r9k/ to brag about
Maybe you should work hard on getting friends or a gf
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>>36912700
Too busy making money. Never to busy for gains or to smash a bish though.
Clean your room before your mom wakes up
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>>36912778
pics of weight belt
been thinking about getting one
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Do virginfags have no real problems? Im 24 year old khv and im more worried about money, career and family then tfw no gf.
Im worried about having enough money to move out from home, to be able to survive longterm.
What are you all middle-class faggots living in 5 bedroom 2 bathroom houses?
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>>36912666
>Im 24 year old khv and im more worried about money, career and family then tfw no gf.
You're right Satan. I'm also more worried about getting job and place to live than girls.
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>>36912666
>What are you all middle-class faggots living in 5 bedroom 2 bathroom houses?
I am. I own the house tho
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>>36912677
what would you even DO with a gf? Oh hey i don't have any money or life prospects so all we can do is hang in my bedroom.
Dont mind the pissbottles and cum tissues, wanna play some of my jrpgs?
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>meet girl online
>we talk for months
>we get feelings for each other
>planned on meeting up in the summer because she lived pretty far away
>she met some other guy on the same website
>he was visiting her city and wanted to meet up with her as friends
>I warned her he wanted to have sex with her
>she didn't believe me
>just found out a week ago they met up
>he said he wanted to date her
>took her virginity
>then he just left her
It feels like I'm fucking dying inside. When I first found out it became hard to breathe, now there's a physical pain in my chest. I guess this is what having your heart broken feels like. I've already said my goodbyes to her. Right now all I want is to see her suffer, I want to ruin her life.
Also stay tuned, I'll probably leak her nudes in this thread. I might post links to her family's profiles too, in case anyone wants to send the nudes to her family.
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>>36912571
that sucks anon.
post the nudes and links to her family
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why come here and ruin our day as well, asshole.
your problems are your own. fuck off.
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Lmao OP isn't just a faggot, he's a confirmed cuck.
Kill yourself
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"anon, do you think i need to lose weight? i think guys think im too fat"
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>>36912515
EXTRA THICC
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>>36912515
Just right honestly.
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>>36912515
Gorgeous as is, if she gained a bit more I wouldn't mind desu
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who here /high functioning autism/
>be at mcdonalds with a friend in highschool
>see how there's a bit of ketchup on the counter under the ketchup tap
>think i could get away with pressing the tap onto the counter
>i press the tap and keep pressing it
>a female mcdonalds employee comes up to me and grabs my hand and asks me what i'm doing
>i don't like people touching me so i slap her out of reflex
>she starts crying and i back off and try to get out
>two dudes tackle me down and hold me down
>start crying
>they say the police are being called and that i'm going to get arrested
>start pretending to be retarded by making retard grunting noises
>people are convinced that i have some kind of disorder
>keep crying and making retard noises
>police arrive and ask what the situation is
>the two guys say i slapped a female employee
>the bitch is behind the mcdonalds counter and she's still crying for some reason
>i get escorted out in the police car
>i still have my ID and they haven't searched me because i was being unintelligible
>take me to the police station where a woman comes up and asks me who my parents are
>i get texted by my friend and she asks to see the text
>i refuse and read it myself
>"what the fuck was that"
>at this point i realize what shit i'm in and how if they identify me they're gonna find out who i am and call my parents
>panic
>the woman talking to me says she'll go get us a snack and for me to stay there
>she leaves through the door
>about 10 seconds pass until i decide to book it out of the station
>open the door and start running
>turns out she was talking to her male colleague in the hallway
>they both chase me down and tackle me down because i was struggling
>they search me for my ID
>they call my parents and my school
my piece of friend tells everyone what happened and people started calling me "ketchup boy" in the last year of highschool.
fuck him seriously we were friends for two years
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Nice story ketchup boy.
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>>36912468
You are weird
Ketchup boy...
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fuck off, sometimes it was "ketchup sped" and sometimes it was just "ketchup boy"
people would make ketchup bottle farting sounds when i walked past them sometimes and during class
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why are normies so fucking disgusting and backstabbing cunts?
>be me
>be in college
>have a bit of social autism
>have few friends
>start hanging out with a childhood friends group of friends
>one day
>at childhood friends house
>friend is taking a shit
>his phone lights up
>see kik group
>my "friends" are talking about how much they fucking hate me
>only keep me around because i tell funny jokes and i always pay for drinks at bar
>stop hanging out with them and tell them to go die in a fire
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Fucking hell that sucks. The only sensible thing to do is to fucking murder them.Or just think of some petty revenge
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>>36912570
i would fucking kill them but i am out of college thankfully, everyone at college were disgusting normies.
now i work with jews at the bank.
not much better desu.
i never thought that someone could be so fucking disgusting and cuntish,.
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>>36912410
damn anon
im sorry. fucking kill them