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You're welcome to inherit this filth, mobileposter.

>>37301075
they're cringey, but i bet they're a loving family.
kids are a lil chubby, but its nothing they cant grow out of.
Jewbucks and crApple products mean the dad probably has a decent job,
i bet their christmases are fun n cherri

I want this.

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>>37301132
Wow... so this.... is the power.... of superior aryan genetics.

hit myself in the head repeatedly and develop a cuck fetish

Pop her tits like a balloon

>>37301072

I stop being a cuckold that posts cartoon porn on an anonymous Internet message board and go do something that will make my parents feel like maybe I'm not a disappointment after all.

>>37300945
>have you seen all of the pirates of the caribbean movies?
fucking autist lmao

>>37300945
>pirates of the Caribbean
fucking keke op comon now

>>37300964
Its a lead into asking her to see the next one with me. I'm gonna see it regardless but if she wanted to see it I would take her.

>>37300925
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NEET PIECE OF SHIT

YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING OF VALUE
YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME THE BE QUIET

I FUCKING WORK
ALL DAY
FOR THAT COFFEE YOU'RE SIPPING ON

SHOW ME THE FUCKING RESPECT I DESERVE

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>>37301013
arbeit mark fries, my fruend!
danke fuhr zee coffee

>>37301069
english you schnitzel-nigger

How can you keep making this same thread and not get caught by the robot?

>>37300730
The mods allow it

>>37300730
probably just adds an extra "A" or "HA" to a laugh. use your brain

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>>37300428
I'm in northern california and it's starting to hit, it was in the 90s this week. I have a job that starts at 4:00 PM and my car doesn't have A/C, I've been driving with the top down and it's hellish.

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I work construction, so I'm not too excited about it either. In the winter i can go on night walks because it's dark out in time and it's enjoyable because the cold keeps the normies inside, but now it's not dark out in time and even if it was there's normies out everywhere yelling and being philistines. I hate it.

It's going to be hot, sweaty and all the women will be horny. Don't you want to lose your virginity?

WMAF?
Do you browse /r/hapas?
Do you prefer asian, white, or other girls?
Any cutie sisters

>>37300376
Yes
No
Anything at this point (hold the niggers)
She's a fucking Stacy

>>37300336
Hickbot thinks hapas are attractive.

Where do you live, OP?

>>37300273
normal people have had sex with other people

holding out for a virgin is the worst fucking idea, the only reason anyone wants one is because THEY are a virgin themselves. the older you get the less likely you are to find a virgin, it really doesn't fucking matter.

>>37300273
Just don't get attached, women will step on you if you don't watch out. First sign a women loses interest, break up with her.

Yeah dude go for it. You have nothing to lose. Worst case scenario it ends on bad terms. Just don't get distraught when you break up. And you will break up, for the better. Do you want to marry her? No. So go for it.

i agree with you on everything except pussies

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>>37300096
fucking end it all!

gourmet cooking > drugs
tantric meditation > sex
hiking > music

>>37299633
The fuck is wrong with that girls head?

>>37299689
Funhouse mirror

>>37299633
I look better than her and Im a boy in a dress

>>37299423
Spray it with air freshener.

>>37299423
>placing near her to let her know that I know she knows she's not wearin anything and I have a boner.

Obviously clean my room.

>>37299412
Just killed American gods now I'm gonna reread day of the triffids until I can ILLEGALLY STEAL more heinleins.

I finished Notes from Underground yesterday, I might give the first section another read or pick up a copy of the Idiot.

My boyfriend got me into Terry Pratchett books, too bad I accidentally left my Kindle at his place for the last two weeks. Men at Arms and the Fifth Elephant are my favorites. Carrot is bro tier.

Other than that, I'm slowly chipping my way through Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine.

My lesbian friend confessed that she has feelings for me but doesn't like that she's into me because I'm trans and it makes her question her sexuality because obviously I'm not a real girl to her. I feel happy that she likes me but I also fucking hate myself so bad right now and I wish so damn badly I was just a real girl because besides everything else that would be improved this would be a nonissue and we could be together. I know she's hating herself about it too, I'm sure she wants to just like me, the whole mess fucking sucks.

Feel free to tell me to kill myself, call me a freak etc.

>>37299472
Ask her if she wants to try it out.
If it doesn't work out then that really sucks.
If it does then ez
You just can't insert the willy into her.

>>37299472
that sucks anon :C

Reading Brave New World and trying to distract myself from suicidal thoughts

>tfw no soma to make me happy

>>37299322
i dream of chemical happiness

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>tfw started a supplement today
>it's a fast-acting antidepressant
>it works
Here's hoping I can start building my life up, bros

She's a fat slob so not really.

>>37299085
I mean, she's cute/sexy, but I wouldn't fuck her.

Yes but we've got a weird thing since we're twins.