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>>38013767
then use a rope you fucking attention whoring lying faggot

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>>38013767
A sign that's it not your time tet

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>>38013767
It will always jam.

>>38013741
How could he see your bathroom?

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>>38013967
becaue the bathroom is through a bedroom and that bedroom had a big window wich basicall les him see inside th house. I did'nt think anybody was there, but I could see a bald head looking over when I walked in. But since I walked fast and theres probably some sun giving a reflection it must have been hard to see exactly what as going on. I decided to walk around in the room and pretend I was doing something and he stares straight a me.

>>38014068
Why does he know which room is your bathroom

stupid idea, kys

Not adopting a subhuman.

>>38013740
Single males cannot adopt

I'll tell you if you fetch more of these virgin/chad charts

>>38013717
Become a mall santa
This wasnt original?

>>38013717
>>38014182
Yes anon, post more, then we'll tell you

Stick things up your ass.

>>38013685
Obviously it's time for you to work that boipucci of yours. You should have been assturbating from the start, if you were really that horny. It provides much more relief than masturbating with your penis.

>>38013723
>>38013716
that would make me feel gay

>>38013640
I'm sure Tyrone will take care of you instead.

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Babe I love you. I would never leave you or our child. I want this.

>>38013640
>Who are you?
>since when am I not a virgin?
>that's not my child and you won't make me raise it.

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Yes. But ill take the rest aswell since it will make life a whole lot easier

>>38013577
>A mucus filled orifice that bleeds every month and requires hygienic products to clean and maintain
No Thanks

>>38013733

>requires hygienic products to clean and maintain

Retard, they didn't have hygienic products in the stone age.

>>38013563
22, college dropout, depressive, about to enter a nurse school, something I have absolutely no passion for but have to do because I need to have a job if I don't want to end up homeless.

I'm also a virgin, look young in a way that people still believe I'm 15-16 despite being close to 23.

My mother is also an overgrown kid and I grew up without my father.

I seriously wonder how the fuck I haven't fucking shot myself.

>>38013563
21. At a shitty college, haven't had a meaningful friend for three years, and 5 years since I had a friend other than an old classmate who pitied me enough to invite me to hang with his new friends, who probably all thought I was weirdo. I was too weak to have a fulfilling life. Others stronger than I am will experience happiness that I will never have a chance to. I have nothing to look forward to in life.

>>38013563

23 and already tired of existence

>>38013544
>Save some amateur pics off Tumblr
>Go on SeekingArrangment or other dating site.
>Find a desperate sugar daddy and ask for 50 for cab fair or something.
>???
>Profit

If you're American, mturk.

>>38013544
It's simple, just go down to a home depot and stand around with the mexicans in the parking lot. Then some guy in a truck will come along and offer you free money for spending the day with him.

i used a cracked samsung galaxy grand neo for two years.
i cracked it in 2015 when it fell from my pocket while i was on my bike and i used it till some months ago. i never minded it minimally. it was a sturdy, really good phone that got me to fully trust samsung (has s2 before and have j5 rn, all do their job for cheap)

>>38013486
>>38013502
>having a smartphone
get the fuck out of here
go take a selfie or something

>>38013527
can't take a selfie, crippingly insecure.

you go to lolcow and don't come back
we don't need no dumb roastie bitches

>>38013467
you marry me and get in my sex dungeon

Ask anywhere but /r9k/. Try /adv/.

you got got by an age old scam my man.

>>38013473
I could kind of feel it whenever I stopped. But probably could have gone another couple weeks/months without getting down to the calipers.

I know that feel, but it's a retarded one.

It only took until I lived on my own and got into a negative balance a few times before I learned to manage my money and let go of financial anxiety. I used to freak out when I had 300 bucks left in my bank, now I feel rich as fuck when it's at 100.

>>38013450
what did you do in bed?

>>38013464
Sleep and snuggle a daki

>>38013475
I've done that before. It was even raining most of the day. Super comfy.

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>OH GOD JUST MAKE IT STOP PLEASE GOD JUST FUCKING KILL ME KILL ME MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

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>>38013432
I want to fucking kill myself so bad.

>I need to mill myself, I NEED to kill myself

>>38013401
haha it's because you've spent so much time with pepe that you look alike

>>38013442
Surprised you aren't the poster boy for pepe, in that case.

>>38013401
why are you so ugly op?