Is your virginity is a big part of who you are?
but after a while you realize it held you down for no reason, and now all the years of not doing anything because of it are the new biggest part of your life.
>day 6 nofap
>still dont even get random erections
Holy shit the neigbour saw m carry my PC into bathroom. I walked very fast, so he might have missed me, but I see him looking across the road. Aw holy fuck this is embarrassing AF.
>itt caught fapping stories
becaue the bathroom is through a bedroom and that bedroom had a big window wich basicall les him see inside th house. I did'nt think anybody was there, but I could see a bald head looking over when I walked in. But since I walked fast and theres probably some sun giving a reflection it must have been hard to see exactly what as going on. I decided to walk around in the room and pretend I was doing something and he stares straight a me.
Since we aren't gonna be able to find a goddamned girl to have a family with, why not adopt?
I'm going to do it.
I know it's pretty hard to do because we're goddamned virgin males that use 4chan and that's a red flag to every adoption agency.
But it shouldn't be too hard to adopt a niglet right?
How do I get a girl to sit on my lap?
>tfw extra horny
>fapped 5 times already
>dick is sore
Obviously it's time for you to work that boipucci of yours. You should have been assturbating from the start, if you were really that horny. It provides much more relief than masturbating with your penis.
>"I'm really glad to be starting a family with you Anon, being with you makes me so happy."
>"You won't... you won't abandon me once the baby's here, will you? Promise me you won't, I don't want him to grow up without a dad..."
How do you respond?
Babe I love you. I would never leave you or our child. I want this.
Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone here know this feeling?
Yes. But ill take the rest aswell since it will make life a whole lot easier
I feel old at 23. Whats ur age anon?
22, college dropout, depressive, about to enter a nurse school, something I have absolutely no passion for but have to do because I need to have a job if I don't want to end up homeless.
I'm also a virgin, look young in a way that people still believe I'm 15-16 despite being close to 23.
My mother is also an overgrown kid and I grew up without my father.
I seriously wonder how the fuck I haven't fucking shot myself.
21. At a shitty college, haven't had a meaningful friend for three years, and 5 years since I had a friend other than an old classmate who pitied me enough to invite me to hang with his new friends, who probably all thought I was weirdo. I was too weak to have a fulfilling life. Others stronger than I am will experience happiness that I will never have a chance to. I have nothing to look forward to in life.
I am a broke neet who desperately needs $50. Where can I get $50 for free? I'm so poor I need to phonepost and use watermarked pictures.
>inb4 rob mcdonalds
It's simple, just go down to a home depot and stand around with the mexicans in the parking lot. Then some guy in a truck will come along and offer you free money for spending the day with him.
Who here /crackedphone/?
>how did it happen?
>do you mind that your phone is cracked?
>Is this a sign of being a chad?
i used a cracked samsung galaxy grand neo for two years.
i cracked it in 2015 when it fell from my pocket while i was on my bike and i used it till some months ago. i never minded it minimally. it was a sturdy, really good phone that got me to fully trust samsung (has s2 before and have j5 rn, all do their job for cheap)
>want advice and perspective on my problems
>have no social life but 4chan
>ask about problems
>question makes it clear I'm a girl
>FEMBOT REEEEE ROASTIE GET OUT TITS OR GTFO
If I'm supposed to leave this place, then where the fuck do I go?
inb4 op can't inb4
>bring my car in to get an oil change
>they tell me my brakes are almost down to the metal
>check my balance only $4000 left in my account
>feel broke as hell
I know that feel, but it's a retarded one.
It only took until I lived on my own and got into a negative balance a few times before I learned to manage my money and let go of financial anxiety. I used to freak out when I had 300 bucks left in my bank, now I feel rich as fuck when it's at 100.
I did not get out of bed for 22 hours, ask me anything