https://youtu.be/FioL53uxK2Q
American politics is a joke lol
What does this have to do with NEETs?
>>36309981
Antifa is like 90% NEET
are there any girls (female) here that would be my gf?
im so lonely...
You really think some girl who has nothing more to go on than a cute anime pic will be your GF?
>>36308999
Can someone be my gf too. I'm rly lonely. If ur a cute petite trap with soft pale features that will totally work too uwu
>>36309026
Ar u a girl? be my gf? say yes, I'm so lonely.
Would you let your girlfriend go to a party dressed like this without you?
>Would you let your girlfriend
No
>>36308957
God I hate high waisted shorts fuck off tumblr
Your bitch choosing just letr
Get a call
>I don't recognise the number or caller's voice, she says she can help me
>She asks if I need help
>Say no
>She insists I seek help
>I don't say anymore, just hang up
>My friend who sees a counsellor said she was worried about me and gave her my number
Its nice to know someone cares, even just a little bit, even if it means nothing to them
When was the last time you knew someone gave a shit anon?
She loves you, dummy.
BTW my family does care about me but it's not mutual. Yeah, I'm a douchebag.
>tfw my boss at work cares just enough to piss me off by recommending I seek professional help once every few months
I just tell him to fuck off, I'm 27 and already too set in my autistic ways to be molded into normiedom. Therapy is a fucking scam and I refuse to take any sort of anti-depressant.
>>36309025
You are a good employee and he wants you to stay stable at your mental health.
What does /r9k/ think of edm? I'm considering attending EDC in Las Vegas this summer. Currently going through the line up and creating a playlist of the DJs I like.
>>36308823
Electronic music is good but edm is basically the pop of electronic music and therefore for normies
>>36309061
edm just stands for electronic dance music...
>>36309134
>Electronic music
This is the overarching genre
Examples of the same magnitude: Rock, Country, Hip Hop
>electronic dance music (EDM)
This is a sub-sub category.
Examples of the same magnitude: Hair Metal, Americana, Alternative Folk
What does /r9k/ think of ASMR?
I only listen to J ASMR "Ear licking" videos
ruined by horny normalfags that turned it into a sex thing
well past its prime
innovators > imitators > idiots
TFW the cum bin smells like fish and the mint plant smells like weed
>>36308787
Why is his thumb so tiny?
>>36308820
a retard originalo
>>36308787
Even /r9k/Chads aren't all that good-looking.
Does anyone else get sexually frustrated with all the degrading porn out there knowing you'll never do anything with a girl?
I found a kinky pretty Asian on Tinder, tied her to the bed, shoved my dick into her mouth and finally came head over on her forehead/nose/hair
So I kinda go that out of my head. To be completely honest I didn't get fully errect because I felt it was a bit weird and I was not so turned on as I thought I'd be. AMA?
Of course you won't. Expecting a virgin gf who isn't hard-core religious is unrealistic in 2017. Ib4 enjoy your roastie. No one says you have to be with a girl who was riding a cock carousel and now wants to set in with a guy who she'd never consider befote. But you're not getting a virgin.
idk man I used to be the same way and than I started getting laid and I'm more sexually frustrated now than before
I GOT LOYALTY
GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
i don't understand this thread
original
NOBODY PRAY FOR ME
IT BEEN THAT DAY FOR ME
HEEEEEEEEY
HEEEEEEEY BAYBE
UH
AH
I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
IF YOUD BE MY GIRL
>tfw my name is literally Pajeet.
>>36308531
LoL
But for really thou, is that actually your name
I have an Indian classmate named Ajeet but i thought pajeet was just a meme name
Tough luck dude
>>36308531
Bruh, sorry about that.
Just stay away from CS and IT senpai, maybe get into math and go full Ramanujan.
>>36308588
yeah it iss. I also have all the indian steroetypes, like the bad smell and also I am 5'4. i fucking hate this life.
hi don't give up
Always amazed that this giant could play a tiny ukulele like a fucking boss. RIP bruddah IZ.
alright, bro, i won't thanks a lot
>*heavy breathing* oooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
Daily reminder that traps are officially not gay.
what bias
Reminder that if biological sex is a social construct then the government should stop paying for freaks titty skittles.
they're officially gay in my book
>be male
>shittiest sex
>has most of the mental illnesses
>does most of the crimes and violence
>lazy, impetuous, aggressive, have to strive not to be a nigger even if you're bone-white
>only good for fucking and fighting
>nobody wants either one
>mostly useless to society b/c not part of the tiny fraction of men it needs (smart, tall, charming, fierce)
>minority in college, only naturally good at shit machines can do
>age like shit, die sooner
>if you're over 30 and unmarried people look at you like garbage
>if you're over 40 you're garbage anyway
>retarded nature made it so your sex drive doesn't go away like a woman's does, so you're stuck still experiencing sexual desire even after you look like hot runny dogshit
>this is doubly true if you're ugly
>your wife can cuck you and it's your fault for not being alpha enough
>"women are wonderful" effect means that people instinctively recoil from you
>"women are wonderful" effect also means that if anybody's interested in you it's in a weird S&M way where you're like an animal they fuck
>objectively speaking, things would go a lot smoother if you were just replaced by a robot
I don't think "transitioning" can make you a woman, but if it really DID work... Why the fuck wouldn't I? Why the fuck shouldn't I defect? What possible incentive could there be for putting up with this gangbang of misery? Who the fuck would put a thinking, feeling life-form in this fucking position?
This is hell. I demand a fucking reconsideration of my fate. This is wrong to do to anyone.
Manbashing bait is the best. It's always obvious but the bitter retards fall for it every single time.
>>36308484
What the fuck? I am male, you dipshit. This isn't some ebin Tumblr raid. Don't you fucking understand that I'm pouring out my heart here? I want someone who's not a denialist beardo or whatever to fucking acknowledge that I've gotten screwed.
I want someone to fucking SEE WHAT I'M SEEING, to for fuck's sake at least NOTICE that the deal we're getting is shit.
>>36308446
We're smarter than women. We're stronger. I don't really care about the rest. I'm fine (, but not happy) with all of the gender inequalities. It's nice to be a man. There are also a lot of things that are good, but in general we have it worse than women.
the good (things that you're proud of)
>was educated at a private international school
>fortunate enough to have traveled abroad more than a handful of times
>can speak english; french fluently
>had the opportunity to (unsuccessfully) study in london with a fully paid tuition
>moderate height 1.81m
>no drug addictions
>no noticeable mental/physical issues
>8/10 face cetirus parabus
>hairy (very proud of that)
>has had multiple gfs. both ethiopian and foreigner
>relatively young (twenty-two)
>not asian or black... always a good thing
>gifted at playing SNG poker and chess
the bad (things that affect you but can easily be overcomed or have been)
>reered up by incredibly zealous christian orthodox parents
>physically and mentally abused (not sexually) <-emphasis
>no friends growing up because of strict parents
>shaky relationship with family members
>back in "the basement" after having lived by my own in london (good ol' days)
>still no full beard (but have good prospects)
>no money of my own
>still in uni, 2nd semester of my first year (econ)
the ugly
>might be a homosexual in the roman sense of the word, meaning that I don't crave shoving others' cock up my bum but fantasise of shoving mine up where it doesn't belong
>have frequent cannibalistic thoughts
>balding
by far the worst checkmate in my life, i'm a callous sorta guy, i am certain that i can overcome most things in life, but this i can't. it's as if i'm in bondage, it's a weight that i can't possibly rid myself of
>ethiopian
>>36308437
Ethiopian are some of the most aesthetic African's
I dont really think it's that bad.
Have you received any therapy for the physically and mentally abuse ?
That I survived. And didn't give up like a pussy ass baby bitch.
My ex walked out with 20k. Ruined me. Left me with barely anything but the dog and cats. And a couple months later my best friend died in an accident.
I gave up and became a drug addict and alcoholic. But I don't whine like a baby bitch. And I want to an hero everyday but I don't want to look like a weak piece of shit.
no one gives a fuck fatass
who /drytoe/ here?
here's my toe, unless I put moisturizing balm on it and shave the skin dry skin off it gets like this after a month
>>36308334
>dry
More like full of dirt, your house must be nasty as fuck OP.
I had that too, it went away after I started washing my feet more
>tfw toes always going purple/black