https://www.maximiliankiener.com/digitalprojects/time/
>humans perceive time logarithmically much like sound and brightness
>years will have diminishing returns the older you get hence why 'time flies' as you accumulate years
Now here's the interesting part, wagie. If you look at a graphical representation of the life of an average human (pic related), you will see that the "middle" of their life is not in their 40s, no no no, it's in their early 20s.
So you're slaving away for Goldstein until you only have a tiny sliver of life left for yourself, meanwhile NEETs have a massive amount of free time to enjoy themselves. Wagies think time perception is linear and they will have plenty of time left once they have enough money, but unfortunately for them, that's not how it works. When they turn 60 they will wonder why they cared so much about the future rather than the present.
Time is limited, enjoy it while you can.
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NOO! IT CAN'T BE! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL THIS HARD WORK IM PUTTING OUT WONT EVEN MATTER IN THE END? TIME WILL BE TOO FAST TO ENJOY WHAT I HAVE LEFT IN LIFE?
WHATS THE POINT THEN! WHY! WHY!!!
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>>35785356
Exactly! That's why you must NEET it out now rather than of old age. You'll have a much greater yield that way.
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How exactly are you enjoying your time? Are you making good memories, creating things? Or do you just it on your computer all day doing nothing?
Do you have a car, your own place, any independence? Or do you totally depend on your mommy to support and drive you around?
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>wore the succubus (male) shirt out on campus last week
>some guy, 6'2" chad-type walked up and asked "is that face who i think it is?"
>i said "selim?", he laughed and said "succubus male"
>we started talking and share contact info
>go home
>4 days later he's sending lewd texts of his 9 inch dick
>wants to come over my place tomorrow to "hang out"
w-what should i say?
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>>35785306
a male succubus is an incubus
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>>35785306
"cone over right now and make me your bitch."
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>>35785306
go over to his house and suck his dick, obviously. Also, I guess this means I need to get that shirt.
That blank expression on my face when I concede defeat and accept that I'm likely to become another Elliott Rodger
I no longer have the feeling that I can do something great and turn it all around.
I no longer feel like theres an effective way to plot the downfall of my enemies
I am humbly disappointing and accept that my life just sucks.
I'm not a black horse or a prodigy of any sort. I have no exceptional talents, I haven't been gifted with fantastic genetics. I have very poor social skills.
I'm not an evil genius either. I dont have a smug look on my face anymore. I'm coming to terms that I am just a total lost cause.
I don't intend to kill anyone. I had a great plan to try and ruin the lives of my enemies with pure stealth without committing any act of violence. It's never been done before, probably never thought of. Its a really powerful idea, but for one person It would be significantly hard to do without serious commitment, though incredibly effective I am certain.
But why bother? It's not going to fix my life. It wont do my any good. It would just take me back to thinking I'm a smug evil genius, which is a delusion. I'm actually just a sad lonely failure, and it's really disappointing as I always thought I was a decent person and I always thought I would make a great dad one day. Now I don't think I'll ever have my own child. Trying to get back at the people who I feel caused my life to crash so hard would not fix any of my problems, because deep down I don't hate them. I like them and that's why I'm angry at them. For this reason I don't want to harm any of them, but I really just want my life to turn around. I am at the point where I dont think it will ever happen.
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>he wants to become another Elliot Rodger
at least aspire to be a murderer who somewhat accomplished his goals
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>>35785132
by likely to become elliott rodger I mean I already am, and was referring to committing terrible crimes which i reconsidered half way through writing this. I know i would actually never do anything like that.
soon i imagine i will probably flee the country and live as a vagabond until my money runs out or i get into trouble, at which point i will swallow a cyanide pill
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>>35785132
I think you committing suicide would be a great solution, no one wants to deal with your insecurities and ego and nobody wants to die for it either, ending your life is a peaceful and humble approach that all humans would appreciate
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>mom found the fleshlight
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm not even memeing, I want to die right now
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>>35785128
If you're making a thread atleast tell the fucking story instead of a worthless empty post
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so?
everyone has a flehslight
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>>35785243
>rarely use it
>decided to use it some hours ago
>forgot to hide it again after that
>it stayed on my bed below a blanket
>she moved the blanket(don't know why, maybe she was looking for clothes to wash) and found it
>said something like "what the fuck is this?"
>realized my mistake of leaving it on my bed
>instantly ashamed
>"i-its a bath sponge"
>threw it inside my wardrobe
>she left my bedroom
>some minutes later came saying random shit like nothing happened
She doesn't have great vision, I just hope she didn't fully recognize it, but she did most likely since the pussy entrance part was facing her
Someone please murder me
"femanons" explain why you would straight out start kissing this manipulative artifical fakey douche in public after just meeting him, even going against your entire religion to do so, I was under the impression you are averse to anything intimate unless you first get to know him or he is a 10/10 turbochad who presses all your buttons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZGgpW4PO9kin b4 "u jelly", I am genuinely curious from the sociological/psychological perspective
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Not real and also homosexual
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Liking attention from guys isn't the same as wanting to sleep with them. I always enjoy male attention but I'm not slutting it up.
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>>35785122
This is staged you idiot.
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Explain yourselves, virgins. How can you walk like this?
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i do all that but my hands are always in the pockets
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>>35784979
The original thread hasn't even died yet and you're aleady baiting
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>>35784979
>not a virgin
>walk like this
i just have no confidence or care.
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I have never felt this suicidal before.
Start of a suicidal feels thread
>be me, the family disappointment.
>got fired from high paying job because of depression
>mom wants to kick me out but won't because I am Her only child that still lives with her.
>dads girl friend has terminal cancer and will die in the next 2 weeks.
> I am an alcholic and my friends don't want to hang out with me any more
God I hate my life
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Waiting for Jul 1st to kill myself and go to LFE~~
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>>35784948
If you stopped randomly capitalizing words, you wouldn't be as much of a failure.
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>>35785013
Why do you want to kill you self
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Is anyone pestered by the fact that we have to say we are not robots to post on here? It's as if they are saying being a robot is something we should shed and never take pride in. WE SHOULD HAVE TO PROVE THAT WE ARE ROBOTS TO POST, FUCK CAPTCHA!
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get a 4chan pass then, it's literally the true robot filter
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you have to go originally back
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>>35784996
B-but I don't wanna go back, they were mean to me. P-please, let me stay!
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Is ass better than titties?
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Can ass feed you? No, so titties are better.
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>>35784934
Ass can be fucked. Ass can be licked. Tits are childrens meat. Tits are 15 year olds turn on!
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>>35784934
well, actually it can
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>"Hey anon, we think you're pretty cute."
Whats the non-autistic response to get laid in this situation?
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"Wow, thanks. wanna go out sometime?"
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>y..you too
It almost works in this situation
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>>35784831
Well, me riding on my unicorn, playing Half-Life 3, and having an intellectual debate online would be very cute.
>tfw i just shave my dick in case someone pulls my pants down, so that it doesnt look like i dont get any pussy
The chances of that happening are bigger than me getting laid
do you shave and why?
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>>35784779
>do you shave
Yes
>and why?
Feels good man.
I pity the plebs who have never experienced a shaved cock and balls. Truly breathtaking
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I shave because it makes my dick look better in case someone looks at my pecker when peeing
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>>35784779
>>35784840
>shave my dick
wait a sec, why do you guys have hair on your dick?
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I feel a lot of desire to kill other people. What do I do? I can not stop thinking about it.
But in my case I wanted to kill and then kill myself, because they're probably going to find me and put me in jail for the rest of my life
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Just do it my man just bee yourself
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>>35784774
There are meds and therapy for intrusive thoughts
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That's just intrusive thought you'd never have balls to carry out. Like wanting to jump when on edge of tall Building. I sometimes have intrusive thought when driving, I just want to crash into oncoming traffic - I fight it by conciously telling myself to not be a pussy and do it. I always chicken out.
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I seriously hope you guys don't really walk like that.
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I walk similarly except for the head, eye contact and hands
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thats exactly how i walk
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>>35784730
I wouldn't have a slouched back if the pockets on my hoodie were higher, if that counts for anything.
Also my strides are weird because usually I'm wearing motorcycle boots.
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How the fuck do you have fun?
I am inheriting a good bit of money, but I don't even know what to do with it.
I want to do something enjoyable with it that isn't a waste of time, but I ave no idea what that is.
How the fuck do you enjoy life?
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how much are you inheriting?
Unless it's >200k you should invest it instead of spending it on "fun".
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near death experiences involving sex drugs and avoiding responsibility at all costs.
That or you could go the pleb way and do pleb shit like making meaningful connections with people and stuff idk
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>>35784722
I hope you mean inheriting enough to never be a wageslave again because that is the only meaning of life until you are able to be a permaNEET
After that, something not to addictive or expensive because it is easy to lose a ton of money on stupid shit and then have to go back to wagecucking
t. lottery winners and apehoop and handegg players
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gentlemen, looking for a simple, comfy discord without
obligations, no voicechat, no women, no cirklejerking?
grab a cigarette, your whiskey glass and tell us your story,
join the /Comfy/ Discord today.
https://discord.gg/4D6Hf2u
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>>35784720
First for comfy friendship except with some ((( users ))) if you know what i mean.
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>>35784720
cap'n vs fug continued
Who will wind this battle?
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>>35784720
we need this recruitment to prevent dehydration