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Hoo boy, yeah, I do. Posting in momcest threads has just made it even worse.

I know I'm a mommyfag because my mom is way too affectionate with me and always has been. I've learned to just accept it and indulge it when possible. My mom lets me be just a little bit lewd with her so I have my fun.

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>>36100519
I don't have any feelings towards my mother because she has become a complete delusional demented bitch. But when I see a Femdom porn vid where she calls herself Mommy, my dick just gets hard as a rock.

>>36100565
Everybody always says that. I'm one of the few who actually wants to bone my mom.

Some guys are cute and I could fuck them but I don't know if I could be in a gay relationship, masc on masc is tough for me.

The so bible I said I adam I and I eve did both

>>36100439
yes, but my standards for men are unrealistic.

You can't.

To acquire a comfy gf you must be tall, facially attractive and have a charming charismatic personality.

If you lack these traits it will never happen.

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>>36100425

>having a Stacy cunt beat and bite you is comfy

Get a mommy gf. I'm 13 years younger than my gf and its wonderful. She's always hugging me, driving me places, buying me food

>every morning after coffee
>slimthikk
>whatever i can get from 7/11
>only in my sleep

>>36100416
>How often do you poop?
Usually once a day. Sometimes more. Sometimes less if I eat a bunch of iron
>How fit are you?
twink runner, trying to get as fit as Faith in Mirror's Edge, because shoddycast says I can :D
>What do you typically eat?
whole plant foods
>How often do you fart?
about average?

>Once every other day or two
>Not fit. Overweight but dropping weight quickly
>Just whatever every other day or so
>Not very much

>>36100410

>having a "oneitis"

Are you fucking 14?

>>36100410
Makes me confident knowing Chad has such a small dick

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>>36100410
oneitis? I have never even known what this meant or where it came from but seems it means your crush or some shit or you waifu?

I dot have a waifu or a crush so not sure what the fuck this thread is for.

tfw such a voicelet nobody notices my thread

yes I notice that is one reason people hate me

>voicelet
>hearinglet because I blast music through my expensive headphones with expensive soundcard
>almost deaf at this point
>conversations are just revolving "What?"s

Bumping for more big boobs stories and pictures.

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Sorry anon, I don't have any stories, but take a bump and a Pepe sacrifice, because I really want to hear more stories

Ok its short but here it is.
>Be visiting home for college
>Dad wants me to go with him to get some ice cream at the grocery store
>We walk in and we see a chick that was wearing shit so tight you could see everything
>Was so curvy it was really weird to see
>Was wearing a white blouse (open enough to see a glorious boob window) and a hot red skirt she was latina but mostly white.
>Had never seen her in town before so she must have been visiting.
I dont know if she was a legit bimbo or what.

try swallowing some ammonia with lemon. it deepens your voice by an octave, sometimes 2

How? It's very simple: You don't.

>>36100298
Pitch it down hoe

>>36100269
You are a true intellectual now.

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I always considered myself better than everyone else and super smart and everything

But I always found people who go "idk maybe god and aliens exist and its just inside of us all" being 10 leagues higher than the morons who debate semantics and self identify with political leanings and definitions

You guys are like the retarded normies who obsess over sports teams like kids do over which superhero they wanna grow up to mimic.
It's fucking embarrasing how much you think "being on a team" matters, throwing all reasoning out the window just so you can be swept away by a hivemind controlled by who makes the wittiest ad hominem

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towards the (center)) my brother

Pour hot water over it see if that works.

Oh fuck I thought you said hot glue

TRY hand lotion

>>36100213
That's really rude. Nobody does that. Not a single person goes around asking someone to explain why they don't have a relationship.

>>36100213
because life has broken my ability to trust enough to have regular healthy romantic relationships.
but at least I can enjoy FwBs with chubby middle aged women, so I have that anyway.

>>36100213
Bad social skills
Lazy
NEET
No hobbies
No goals
5/10

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bump. I wanna know too. REEEEEEEEEE

Here you go, anon.
https://www.prettyscale.com

>Tfw not bad 58% feels goodman

>It's another anon pretends to be a girl for (You)s episode

>>36100198
>ughhh.... guys I missed my period, should I be worried?
Boys don't get periods silly! You'll be fine :)

>>36100198
looks like you've got four of them in your post though

what's the problem?

>>36100181
Yu also Johnny ringo?

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>>36100181
I get jealous that I wasn't born as my cat. All he does is lay around all day and sleep like a lazy NEET while I have to actually do shit. It's not fair.

i just wish i wasn't a robot. people having friends, they're going out.

>>36100135
but it isn't chad, it's robots who do that.

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>>36100135
im not a chad but i kill bugs because they creep me out, i dont kill frogs tho thats fucked up.

>>36100194
>he doesn't collect all the bugs he can find in a can with oxygen and food and then when its filled up leave it at an open window by the neighbours house