do you think you are okay?
>>38787684
Guilty of the "being right" one but that's it.
>>38787684
What is there left then?
>>38787684
Rational anticipation and planning are distorted thinking, yes my cattle, unburden yourselves.
>tfw woke up at 12pm.
>It's 7:40 pm.
>already jerked off 8 times today
How the hell do I stop! My dick hurts and my head is starting to hurt. I'm a 19 year old KHV touchless. How can I lower my sex drive?
>>38787638
>he didn't stop at 7
You dun goofd OP. You don't stop anymore now. You just keep going until you set a world record, die or both.
>>38787638
BY NOT FUCKING JERKING IT FAGGOT
you need to cut down gradually, start off by limiting yourself to 5 and work down to 1 or 2. Nofap is a meme and will only make it worse
ldr anons report in
how is everythiong going with your relationship? how'd you meet her/him? Have you seen each other in person? Are you planning on meeting?
>>38787610
Bf lives in Texas. Known him for years, decided to pair up because non of us can find local folk.
Like him alot, same interests, hobbies, etc. Quite shy though, sometimes doesn't message much.
Hopefully we'll meet in the near future
>>38787712
Where are you from, anon?
oRIGIGI
>>38787776
Europe.
Things probably won't work out, even though i hope they do. If he finds a local girl or so, i hope he goes after her
Who else /nailpicker/ here?
>>38787599
holy fucking shit what is wrong with you
>>38787599
Yes. It's satisfying to pry the tip of a nail off with my other nails.
Who else /nailpolisher/ here?
My friend's girlfriend wants to set me up on a blind date with her room-mate. She asked me several times and has bugged me about it since, so I agreed to take the bus after work and meet this girl at a restaurant near her apartment. Apparently this girl has never been on a date, or been kissed. So I would assume she's a virgin. From the description she sounds kinda autistic but I don't know for sure. She would definitely have to be very shy to still be a virgin (she's 20 apparently). Now, since I am the one likely to end up paying for the dinner I decided to track her down, just to make sure she wasn't fat. This may sound shallow but that is quite literally my only standard. And she wasn't. She's like 4/10 in looks but then so am I.
That said, every time I think of going on a date with her, I think how it will be almost a full shift of money gone. She sounds like the kind of girl who would want to take things slow, which means multiple dates, which means shittons of money. And I still live with my parents, don't have a car, don't have much of anything. I met a grill on the internet a week ago and basically started ignoring her, forgot to message her until she called me out on it. I had given up on women but now this opportunity has suddenly popped up. I am not sure whether to go for it.
>>38787557
>My friend's girlfriend wants to set me up on a blind date
AKA, Stacy wants her ugly, stupid, needy friend to get some action so she doesn't have to take her with her when she goes out to clubs or whatever stupid shit real women do
>3DPD
not even once
>I think how it will be almost a full shift of money gone
Gold digger whore
>>38787557
I didn't read anything you posted aside from the subject, but I will be blunt. There are some things in life a man must do and teachings we must live by. A man must fish or he will have no food, he must walk or he will whither, and he must eat or he will starve. Spend your life thinking on whether to act or not and you will find you haven't moved. Seize opportunity off gut instinct and be resolute in your choice. If you want to truly live you must risk life at times nothing comes without payment no matter how small.
>>38787622
Actually the gf is not hot at all, neither of them are. She almost never goes to clubs.
>Be ugly shut-in NEET virgin loser that's almost reaching wizard status in a couple years.
>Decide to try that faceapp thing to see if I could have been a qt if I was born a girl.
>Too poor to even afford a shitty android phone.
>Gotta use some shitty emulator for android.
>After many hours finding one that wouldn't crash I manage to install the faceapp thing.
>End up being a fucking ugly roastie who would literally die alone surrounded by cats after a shitty childhood filled with bullying from pretty stacies.
>Now I feel even shittier for some reason.
Have you robots been disappointed like this before? I didn't expect anything from it and still managed to get sad at the end.
You can always improve your looks anon
Are you overweight? Work out. Lose the fat and built some muscle
Bad skin? Start using products to take care of it
Bad teeth? Brush your fucking teeth, use mouthwash and floss
Bad hair? Get a better hairstyle. Take better care of your hair
NEET? I'm a semi-NEET(make 800/month from eBay). Why don't you try at least looking into getting a bit of bux from online sources? Pretty easy thing to do
>>38788364
>Bad hair? Get a better hairstyle. Take better care of your hair
How can you style and take care of something that's not there?
>>38788401
Are you balding/completely bald?
You can still look good with a shaved head. (If possible) grow a beard and workout.
Have you seen a young picture of your mom /r9k/?
Would you have dated her?
Saw picutes of her at 15-18 and in her 20s. real 7/10 cutie with nice skin and slim build with some nice looking legs. Would have dated in a heartbeat.
>>38787536
where you goin with this one, anon?
>>38787567
just wanna see my fellow degenerate bros
>>38787536
meh not really?
Like I'm sure she was good looking but its to hard for me to disconnect that shes my mom
Post your school shooter achievements itt
>make grandpa proud
Only kill gooks
>fourth reich
Kill a minorty by stoving them into the oven
>Meninist
Only kill women and trannies
>old school
Only use weapons dated back to the 2nd world war
>Trenchman
Use a trench knife/club to kill your victims
>Fuck the police
Kill or hevily injure a police officer
>machine gun preacher
Only shoot kids of differnet than christian faith
>d-fens
Commit sucide by cop by drawing a squirt gun on them
>the show must go on
Commit another shooting after being released from prison
>jewed
tell kids that they can pay to stay alive then execute them later anyway
>D-Day
Use a mg 42 to defend your position from the cops
>colonised
Kill a minorty with a blackpowder rifle
>fallout
Kill someone with a homemade weapon
>>38787508
>hitman
Kill the school police officer and use his outfit as a disguise
>Osamas legacy
kill atleast 10 people with a suivide vest
Do you feel safe where you live? Do you go out at night there?
>live in Australia
Yea I feel pretty safe
>>38787449
It's pretty safe, I go bike riding at night, but been seeing more and more homeless around and fights break out :(
I don't feel safe, but that's why I go out. In hopes of someone ending it for me. Any fate is better than surviving.
Dubs decide which VN i play next
>Pic unrelated
Remember11. Even if these aren't dubs just play it
>>38787427
I hate dubs anyway, subs are bae
>>38787398
Nekopara 1 - Uncensored Version
Songs to kill yourself to?
Dick van dyke theme song
Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees
Adam's song blink182
Someone already posted this
>being gay is acceptable because being gay is not a choice
>being a paedophile is not acceptable, even though being a paedophile is not a choice
Hmmm...
It is always a choice
>Gay conversion therapy is reprehensible
>Pedophiles should be able to get therapy to help them
>>38787271
You can't choose what or who you're attracted to.
How do I, an agnostic-atheist, attract a Christian man, robutts?
Him:
>6'2", bearmode, moderately handsome
>29 years old
>virgin by choice, though many girls are attracted to him
>low self-esteem as he used to be an ex fatty
>lives with parents but does odd jobs to get money, intends to apply for a decently paying job once he drops another 20 lbs
>ultra-Christian and politically leaning towards the right (Libertarian-ish)
Me:
>5'9", 175 lbs. Pear measurements 32-31-43
>24 years old
>3 partners in the past, all from committed long-term relationships
>low self-esteem as I used to be an ex(?)-uggo
>living on my own and making my own money since 21, have a career
>agnostic leaning towards atheist, alt-right political views
The problem is that I usually chase, but he has told me specifically that he prefers to do the chasing. It's difficult because anything too slutty will repulse him (due to Christian views) but anything too boring won't get him interested in the first place. What do?
Cant be gay and "alt right" .
>>38787230
Honestly, be the best option available.
So let's go through the crap you put more honestly
>overweight, chestlet, poor fat distribution
>young
>used
>insecure
>financially competent
>easily influenced
Now compare this to those other girls that are attracted to him you mentioned, and improve in the areas where they're beating you
I hope he see through your disgusting attempts of seduction.
>"Anon, I love the flowers, thanks! Can I have a kiss?"
So anon? What do you do?
>>38786965
*skins fox for her fur, sell fur in town square for 3 copper*
Oh God not this thread again
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FURRY FAGGOT YOU CANT HAVE A FUCKING KISS
>>38786965
>kis fox
>have to turn head like a full 90 degrees
>get cuts all over my face
What's other robots favourite band?
Mine is Depeche Mode
>>38786933
>Mfw Queen
am i a normie for listening to them?
NIN, though the recent EPs haven't been that good. (industrial)
Bladee, his voice is an acquired taste but he's aight. (rap)
Ecco2k, really comfy tracks. (rap
Quin XCII, mostly really like straightjacket and demon. Catchy asf. (rap)
Gunship, cool sound but the lyrics are merely ok. (synthwave)
Kristine, awesome sounding vocals with a cliche summer feel. Makes you want to go cruising with the friends you don't have. (synthwave)
>>38786933
Baise ma Hache
[>mfw I'm actually listening more to electronic solo artists]