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Any other fembots angry and bitter about youth being plucked away year by year?? I have so much rage. I'm so angry about it. I just want to be young. I'm only 18 but Im so mad and depressed about this. I'm not beautiful by any means. I just want to stay young.
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>>36734987

I kind of am although I'm 18 too and I think that's pretty young. Also, link to Ciara's Reddit thread?
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>>36734987
You're only as old as you feel.
Plus, there's plenty of ways to stay young if you're rich and powerful enough.
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>>36735067
She deleted it along time ago. :(

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Can tall girls be cute rather than hot, /r9k/? How?
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>>36734945
sure. i think cute tends to be more focused on facial aesthetics, clothing, and demeanor rather than height.
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>>36734945
Height doesn't factor into cuteness or hotness. IMO.
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>>36734945
No, she can't curl herself in a small ball nor show you her little cute hands.

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When I stumbled onto 4chan I remember being amazed that I could say whatever I want with no consequences or repercussions. I remember participating in the usual racism/sexism/homophobia whilst not really believing what I was typing.

It wasn't until I started seeing all the sjws and their condescending nature that really made me want to hate whatever they stood for. It's funny now that I think about it, I used to seriously believe in things like equal rights and perhaps deep down I still do. But I've basically abandoned everything I stood for just so I couldn't be associated with the typical tumblr sjw.

I used to be able to walk down the street and not be bothered by anything but now all I can think of is the rhetoric that comes from here. Seeing all the supposed "degeneracy" outside really weighs heavy on me.

I now feel extreme hatred when I see things like interacial couples or diversity in any sort of media. It's only now that I realize this site has corrupted my mind beyond repair. I wish I could forget everything I've "learned" but ut really isn't possible.

Has anyone had a similar experience? I'm sure you'll call me a cuck or whatever but this place really is no good for anyone. Ignorance really is bliss.
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>>36734942
>I've basically abandoned everything I stood for just so I couldn't be associated with the typical tumblr sjw.
You sound like a hipster who stops liking a band when it gets too mainstream.

>I now feel extreme hatred when I see things like interacial couples or diversity in any sort of media.
Why?

>Ignorance really is bliss.
You haven't gained any knowledge here, though. What you're talking about is just subjective opinions, yet you seem to regard it as objective truth.
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>>36734942
>how do I become bluepilled again
Daily posts about this on /pol/. Protip: you can't.
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>>36734942
How old are you? I often hear the dictum "republican while young has no heart, democrat while old has no brain" and feel like the reason I'm more centrist now is due to that phenomenon.

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where do i find myself virgin qt nerd like this?
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There's zero percent chance the girl in that picture is a virgin
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>>36736057
This dude. You're retarded for wanting a 'pure' virgin gf anyways
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>>36736057
glad you stopped by, Mr Holmes.

Any of you lads
want to join
discord dot gg/ m4FR83h
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this guy is cool, join his server
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I'm on, seems pretty comfy
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>>36735263
>>36735003
>>36734874
>1 unique poster

I shared a meme in a chat that put everyone over the edge and than got booted
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>>36734817
what meme was it anon? and did you know these people in real life?
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>>36735090
the image posted^

yeah they were my friends it takes a little while but I become too much to handle for most, I cant call myself a robot cause not a virgin and can still function socially but I manage to scare normies and I am essentially a neet 85% of the week
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I remember this nigga
he ruined the fact that I have one of those sonic plush toys for me years ago, and he's ruining it again.
still got it, though, in my closet.

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Anyone else here smoke Vagina Slimes?
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I don't smoke anymore but those are the most unsatisfying cigarettes in the world
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The other day I smoked a single pall mall methols out of the pack that was incredibly good for some reason. It tasted really smooth and didn't hurt my head after smoking as usual. Tasted almost like proper tobacco.
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>>36734745
>very low in nicotine
>high price
>burn too fast
>smoked predominantly by women and queers
They're shit. If you must smokes girly cigs, other brands like Capri are better.

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Why are robots either super obese or super skinny?
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>tfw stopped caring about these petty things

Honestly, I'm just enjoying eating. I don't care about being obese. Life's too short to worry about this.

Let go, my fellow fatbots!
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>>36734703
Seriously everyone has too much of one thing or too little

Everyone should just share somehow
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>>36734703
You fuckers need to LIFT
>>36734856
TERRIBLE FUCKING PHOTOSHOP
>>36734893
STOP EATING FASTFOOD AND WORK OUT YOU LAZY SHIT

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Your penis is now as long as however many minutes the last song you listened to is. Post it here as well!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pdEmkrjMUo

How hung are you, robots?

>tfw 13"
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https://youtu.be/hIw7oeZKpZc

63 inches long = 5 ft, 3 in
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>>36734702
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oh god, I'm dying
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How much I listened to of it? Because otherwise, I listened to like a fucking 24 hour version of a song so I don't have to re select it every time

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>tfw no friendless loser bf
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Hi Tomoko, how you doing today?
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>>36735235
>Hi Tomoko, how you doing today?
this
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you've got to break the barrier, there is no such thing as friendless friends. Maybe find someone you can be "alone together" with, as they say.

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Alright anon, find a partner. We're doing the fitness test today.
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>>36734682
>shifts to back of room and stared at the wall
>teacher literally didnt want to deal with my autism so just ignored me for the rest 30 minutes of class
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>Find a partner, today is the penis inspection exam
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realistically though, i'll look for someone who clearly doesnt have a friend. yknow that one guy who's not saying anything. yeah . that. I'll grow a pair and ask them.

How did it come to this anons? I had a better sex life at the age of 14, with a boyfriend who liked to try on my bras and skirts, yet now I'm an adult and a fucking autistic retard who can't get laid to save my life. Where did it go wrong?
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>let me larp and get robots all fired up
saged, stop roleplaying you fucking stupid faggot
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Same. Had a gf for four years, plenty of sex, broke up after high school. Now I have no friends, no interest in having any friends, no ability to make friends, no ambition. Can't even fit in on r9k because I have what would be considered average looks. All I do is go to work, go home, fap and browse 4chan until I go to bed. Been here since 08 and I can't seem to leave no matter how hard I try
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>>36734645
i aint roleplaying m8

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If we can't solve our problems, we must DESTROY our problems.

One day incels will realize their true strength and numbers, and overthrow this oppressive feminist system.

Start envisioning a world where WOMEN FEAR YOU.
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wou will fail

chads and roasties are produced in mass

you are the anomaly
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It's remarkable just how many of you align perfectly to Islamic ideals.
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>incels

Holy shit, is there anything more normie? You realize sex is not all there is to life, right? Eliot was brainwash by his shitty Dad's materialist hollywood culture. He was the epitome of failed normie.

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What other websites do you visit robots? I plan to block /r9k/ after tomorrow, I've decided that I need to get away from the negative circlejerk for a while since it just feeds into my depression, but I want some other more positive places to visit.
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>>36734553
4chan and various porn sites of the 2D variety and anime stream sites.
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>>36734553
>tfw no replies
Come on anons I need somewhere to waste my time without falling back into this place
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>>36734553
>youtube
>kissanime

That's it. Without 4chan I'm fucked

Does anyone else have that one sexual fantasy that keeps you up at night because you know you'll never get a chance to fulfill it?

For me it's definatly a threesome with a mom and her daughter or two sisters (optimally twins). I'm pretty shy so there's pretty much no way I will EVER be charming or suave enough to finesse a social situation into that, but god damn it do I wish I could.
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Kicking down my roommates door and raping her then keeping her as a slave to empty my balls into whenever I please
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>>36734491
anal raping a girl while holding/dunking her head in water till the brink of death then giving her a creampie.
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a loving relationship where we have sex consensually in the missionary position for the sake of procreation

ive been kicked out of family dinners for voicing my desires for such horror

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