Red flags for guys
>he still believes in alien life
>>38823750
Statistically there is a high probability for alien life somewhere in the universe but the chances of us ever crossing paths is very low, that's why most alien abductees are crazy.
Jesus is an ayyyy lmao. Get wrecked!
>>38823750
I don't like your post.
delet this
>Yo, Anon, dawg? Wanna know a secret?I can't count real good. Every time I get to eight, everything starts to get all fuzzy.
>>38823749
Too bad you won't be able to appreciate your digit then
It's easy! You're just counting to 10 over and over again! Forget the first digit at the the beginning! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. 11 12 = _1_2. See counting upward is easy! It's just the same set repeating in loop. Then when you get to 99, another set is added up top and it's 100. But forget that the 10 is up top __0 __1 __2. You do the same thing you did before counting upward until you got to 99... the first time. Then the top digit becomes a 2.
>>38823749
Thugger can count past 8 that nigga has stacks.
>I got a 100 million like my motherfuckin idol
Who else /compfy/ here?
Reporting from ComfyFrame.
I miss when Warframe was good. I miss the endless void missions where we all gathered up in some corner to farm mobs for what seemed like hours. I miss the old movement system, I miss the tipedo.
RIP in pieces
>>38823805
But desu, current system is better
>>38823900
dubs have spoken
is true tho
my boyfriend is 190lbs and 5'6, he wants to get way slimmer, but how do i tell him i actually want him to get bigger??
Ask /lgbt/, not here.
>>38823694
>but how do i tell him i actually want him to get bigger??
You tell him?
I would submit that you should NOT tell him that you want him to be a weaker and shittier person, and do some personal introspection as to why you feel that way
Has anyone went beyond the
"Tfw no gf phase" to becoming disgusted by females and not considering dating them?
Don't get me wrong i still want to fuck them but i no longer care about being liked by them. I do not wish to hang out with females and i cannot imagine having much in common with any female.
Also i no longer feel any sympathy for women who suffer and find their suffering amusing instead.
You aren't beyond it. You are in denial.
Careful with the path you choose.
I've been here for about 2 years and I didn't even realise. Less edgy than you OP but it only sorta hit me in the face when my mother said to me in a drunken ramble
>"Your younger brother has a gf, when are you gonna bring home a qt?"
And I realised I haven't wanted a gf in years, just to keep doing my own thing and occasionally get laid (which I do). I have my life happily set and live it contently week to week
Why do people react so weird when you tell them that you want to commit suicide?
>>38823628
It's against the law to kill yourself.
because most people fear death and try to put the inevitability of it out of their minds as they slowly work themselves to death trying to scrape together a meager existence that barely sustains itself
Uh most people don't say anything if they aren't retarded because if you say that kind of shit you can get sent away to the funny farm. Get locked up for a while and examined! NO THANK YOU!
Was 2006 the last year for the "old" Internet culture?
Why are we still considered to be in Web 2.0 era? Why aren't we in the next iteration. Web services have evolved a lot since the original Web 2.0 term was coined.
Old internet ended in January 2008 with the creation of Project Chanology.
>>38823709
This
After that, more and more people started to "meme" and browse sites that weren't myspace/hi5/facebook
>6-7/10
>not even fat chicks or shitskins will even message me back on pof
>rated a solid 8/10 on /soc/
>still no gf
>>38823381
stop being a deluded cuck, if those are really the women checking you out they're the ones who are on your level, so you're a 5/10 AT BEST
>>38823381
Maybe you are a 6 or 7 to gays. There is some guys who are rated like a 4/10 and i guarantee you the moment they go to a gay bar they will be treated like a 8/10 Chad. being 6/10 is the same as to be a 4/10 for dating, at best you are going to get used as a dildo for one night stands if she finds you "ok" but if you contact her at the other day and see she sleeped with a 6/10 she will regret it., and 7/10 it's still low, it's mean you are fine for one night stands and ok for dating if you have other qualities but no girls will ever date you based purely on your looks. Basically you are either 6-7/10 in the gay scale or you simply dont realize how fucked is the dating market for 6's and 7's
this triggers women, post it everywhere asap
>>38823363
Friendzoning is just a polite fuck off
If you linger after the zoning you are a true beta.
>>38823363
"There's no such thing as the friendzone, you're just fat and fucking gay" - Filthy Frank
>>38823363
why would anyone be friends with a girl he wants to fuck?
of course this kind of relationship has no future
some of you need to change your disgusting ways, or get wrecked
>>38823321
One of these threads then? I know all the indignant pedos are gonna come out of the woodwork with their victim complexes.
>trust a guy to watch your toddler
>come home early to find him raping it
>>38823321
>drunk father has bad day
>beats up manchild babysitter
>accuses him of touching little girls
>>38823725
MOAR
of these kinds of pics if you please
>fembot gf discovered the pegging fetish
how fucked am i lads
>>38823296
Very.
Source on that pic?
More fucked than I'll ever be you fucking bitch.
>>38823296
Prepare yourself to use diapers for ever
How the fuck do people find human feet so attractive? I can't stand how they look, they're so ugly and long, like weird flesh boats with deformed fingers attached to the ends. Hooves are way way sexier to look at. And no, I am not a goddamn furry, I don't like snouts and shit like that.
hooves are sexy as hell
Maybe you were a giraffe in a past life idk. This is some stupid shit right here.
>>38823481
I like long necks but not that long. And how is it stupid? Women's feet look gross compared to hooves.
Is there any reason to keep up a long distance relationship if you're probably never going to see them?
Loneliness
It'll die eventually no matter what.
>>38823268
No. It's eventually gonna die.
>>38823268
Post some of your ldr experiences, anons. I'm curious as to how they usually end.
>balding
>Everyone stares at my thinning hair when talking
>feel less than human
Why the fuck is balding a thing? What made the body decide it was a good idea to lose hair
>>38823170
Might actually be a sign of High testosterone. Time to get FUCKING JACKED, OP
>>38823170
Get jacked, then girls won't care if you're bald.
>>38823550
Too much werk. I don't give a shit about girls. I just want them to STOP STARING
>not enough sleep
>that first sip
>tfw 2 cans for $4
>>38823154
Go buy some meth instead you pussy
>>38823174
Meth is more expensive
>>38823154
do /sip/pers drink these everyday or just when they need it ?