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>>39305087
I'm a khhv 23yo NEET living with my parents

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Can u see the sadness in my eyes

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everyone in my life either abuses me or is completely unreliable due to their own slew of mental problems. I have been trapped in this cycle for over 27 years.

i am dead on the inside. my anxiety and depression is through the roof. i can barely eat. i look years older than i actually am. every day i am just going through the motions.

i'm no longer suicidal. i've just given up.

keep telling urself this kind of bs if it can help you sleeping at night

>>39304975
First impressions count anon people extrapolate your personality from your looks.
Those cute doe eyed virginal girls robots fawn over are probably insufferble bitches irl.

>>39304975
lt's true though.

>>39304928
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
lkdfjglksdjfg

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>>39304928
Mr. Robot, yes

If she was born male with the same genetics she would have suffered her entire life. Instead she has faggots literally worshipping her and talking about how amazing she is

>>39304901
Shit. When she*

>tfw filthy phone-posting

>>39304901
She wants your 2 inch man meat after a nice game of Normiewatch or whatever you play

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase flirt a lil bit with her
pleaaase so you wont get rejected and get hurt
say nice things about her, how you like her hair, how her body is really beautiful and it's your fav kind, how you miss her voice, how her eyes are beautiful and her gaze is unique
just be good
listen unironically size doesn't matter , unless we're talking about thots
make sue you talk about her type of guys, what does she like about guys , is she attracted to responsible funny guys , or sexy bad guys
make sure you know her as a person
because if someone gives u too much , they'll feel a part of their soul with you and if you're decent they'll like you back

>>39304867
>Over 100 normie threads in catalog
>MAN I WISH THINGS WERE EVEN SHITTIER

>>39304867
what? they're here! but I don't see any beta uprising. . .

>>39304867
But anon, i like you. Let me be your friend

a real robot wouldn't have the answer to that question.

Twitter is simply for getting information.

it depends, if you're only going to scroll through the timeline, then no, you shouldn't

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>>39304806

>twitter

what use is it anon? It's an endless stream of chaos and you'd be better off not taking part.

I've been doing MDMA every weekend for 6 weeks now. It doesn't even feel good anymore.

>>39304779
Did 420chan die or something? There's been constant drug threads lately.

>>39304779
Weed and mushrooms. All you need really

Yep. She's a high functioning autist and has a very offensive sense of humor. Sometimes it's so gross and shocking I can't even laugh, but the reactions of others is extremely anusing. She's a really sweet girl too, which adds to the humor. My favorite thing is her MS paint drawings. Their out there and really crude.

She is also witty, Conservative and doesn't use drugs.

>>39304809
is she your bf anon ?
if not, whats ur excuse?

>>39304809
i meant gf* im quite retarded

So NEET's

>>39304550
Sounding like a radical apolitical there, champ.

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me too bro. people just don't understand us centrists

>>39304434
and so close too,

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>>39304434

she liked the shirt. you weren't appealing in the slightest because you never saw her again

>>39304434
>hear two girls behind me giggling
>one of them tells me "nice shoes"
>notice she's wearing the same Walmart 11s I am
>smile and walk away
how did I make it this far

>>39304427
>going to barber
what are you, a normie?

t.haven't been to barber for the 10 years or so

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>>39304427

Lain would be happy you did something good today anon. And even though your anxiety is still crippling you, she understands.

>>39304427
Many people do this, it's normal.

There will still be dried sweat on your chest, arms, back, face. It maybe not smell but it's not good for your skin either.
Quick rinse wont bite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmMNdiCz_s

I wash everything. Nope jope

Try again but in English this time.

>>39304234

It's in English it's just fragmented like your post was.

Shit begets shit

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>>39304223
What.

Do you even english?

>>39304205
In what kind of situations has your flaccid size got you mocked?

>>39304228
showering with a woman, getting undressed, being woken up after a night together, and then often comments in that direction, or "foreplay" like that. Me clearly stating that i don't like doesn't help, when there is a reaction down there nonetheless, and mocking size seems like a "tool for woman" i can't really counter. Not the type to get aggressive or cut the other person off, so i just get an anxious and unwell feeling and go along, even if the comments are made.

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>>39304292
not that it matters but this is more accurate. When i bath in hot water it can get much longer, it's not always like this but usually and especially while sleeping or other situations it really just sticks out. Don't know how it can "grow" so much.

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>>39304196

ok here is the dubs

you must dress as Rena Ryuugu and kill GabeN with a Hatchet Clever.

Godspeed OP.

>>39304196
make those nigga pay

>>39304196
Have a nice trip anon
(I'm actually somewhat surprised that has been said before)