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Women cannot be robots. We've been over this a million times

>>38303771
i knew a girl like this but she wasn't fat; she was gangly and had a hunchback.

My sister was and is this and she's taken countless nigger dicks and done every drug under the sun
It's not cute, it's not endearing, it's because their brains are literally dissolving

>>38303647
pol simply had the worst symptoms of the the disease that is in 4chan

I (didn't) sleep with a (((white))) gerl

>>38303647
what exactly can I do?

I'm going to smoke weed and leave gyuils alone

>>38303644
Here's a helpful hint. Girls want the exact opposite of whatever you are

Rip zyzz, inspiration to us all.

>>38303507
No, but the rest of us let our ants roam free to eat the crumbs and jizz we leave on the floor

it appears you are

Which species is that?
I also wanted to catch an ant queen, but I am too lazy and I am not sure where to get all the materials for securing the ant colony enclosure.

>>38303353
there is no golden age of life
its all post rationalization

>>38303353
all I can remember is from teens is me wanting to get home already.
and mocking from friends

Why would teens be the golden age? Is this some wagie meme?
Sure you get to party and fuck and shit but you're also retarded and broke.

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>>38303326
is this a parody of the fembot feels thread?
good idea

>>38303326
god that feels good
I love having ball sack

I don't know this feel. I don't know if it's because I don't fart hard enough or if my ass is too scrawny for good vibrations.

>>38303295

Didn't have anyone below a 5 in my class desu

>>38303360
okay then in your entire high school

I don't have to go back, I already did that and I got a 4 year relationship out of it.

Now I'm too far gone socially to have any hopes of finding a potential gf, girls only like guys who have friends and a social life right? Also being able to speak to them in the first place is probably a requirement too, ha ha.

Fuck, 16 year old me was more normie than 27 year old me

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>>38303290
traps aren't gay, but you are OP

>a woman with a penis
*a man with breasts

Traps are gay
You are gay
Being gay or " bi " is as normie as it gets
Right under chad
Fuck off

Kek, I'm literally Pidor
But Spike is bro-tier, I'd probably choose him

>>38303938
Wanna know something funny?
Pidor means faggot in Russian.

>>38304159
wow, all this time I thought it was a common Russian/Polish name

>>38303001
if you build it chads will come

The pendulum swingith my friend

>>38303001
Grew up

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It's already been done desu

>>38302884
>When are we going to get a moeshit anime with an all-trap cast?
I would enjoy this desu
traps are always joke side characters
I want a trap protagonist

>>38303452
I just want a game where I can play as a cute trap and dress him in cute clothes and then go around being a badass.

There are some nice ones but they usually have horrible self esteem or aren't attractive in any way at all.

That looks motherfucking cool.

Unbearable thots. No nice ones.

>>38302793
>thots
I keep seeing this around recently. What does it mean?

They're on the same level of degeneracy as gay people

>>38302767
So not degenerate at all is what you're saying?

i will tell you the stories of the bisexual
a homo and a straight walk into a bar
the homo is confuse that a girl is hit on him
the straight is confuse that a boy is hit on him
the end

>>38302712
theres always
>non-video games
>sports
>construction hobbies (car fanaticism, remodling)
>hunting peasntry for sport
>pursuing careers
>humanitarian efforts
>trying to invent something
>art
>teaching

>>38302822
Some of us are so depressed we literally don't have the energy for that. You wouldn't understand normalfag.

>>38302712
>2011 tier-memes

you're the reason why summer sucks

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>>38302693
>smoking like a degenerate

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>>38302727
I need my cig after waking up
Im dying inside atm

>>38302693
camp by a 711 and ask someone duh or bum em / offer money. also should switch to vaping neways.