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>>38970539
godamn anon you're cute as fuck

>>38970539
Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other uses.

All "rate me" and camhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

>>38971083
I never said that was me

>I wish I aborted you since you're a boy but I needed to keep you for your dad's money
>You should have been born a girl
>You're a bad person because you're a boy
>Men are all bad people and you are bad too

>>38970533
If you piss in the water it splashes all over and I bet you're not the one to clean it up.

>>38970533
Nah my mom is very masculinized. You see she was her father's first born, and he wanted a boy more, so he practically raised her as a boy.

>>38970529
What if the 20% fraction of the male population that qualifies as Chad is fucking 80% of the female population my unindoctrinated friend?
What can we deduce from our combined statements?

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no anon chads turn girls into sluts

>>38970529
So which girls actually count then?

>>38970469
Well you can only receive power if you have the proper melanated receptor pigments

>>38970469
You need to focus your chakra

Dragon dildoes
t. illuminatus prime

>>38970448
bro just go fuck your girlfriend oh wait

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>>38970631
i can only fuck, i am incapable of feeling. its true loneliness

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>>38970646
fuck boipucci, you'll feel better afterwards

Fembots don't have sex, newfag. They're cute, little angels.

>>38970481
And like angels, they don't exist.

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What does this vein mean?

>>38970405
i have this fat, ugly, old, stupid assistant manager who has no firing authority, but desperately tries to gain as much authority as she can through underhanded tactics. She will obviously be wrong about something, something any man would understand, and really there is no way she does not understand, but she, instead of following the proper course of action, instead asserts her authority and says things like "DON'T TALK BACK TO ME" I feel bad for my coworkers because they are scared to lose their jobs and have to deal with her. I often have to fight her in order to maintain a somewhat equal status at my place of work and not become her bitch. She is constantly pressing in on me though, coming at me from all angles with her power trips, and I know if i show even the smallest sign of weakness it will be like a one-way ratchet and I may never be able to climb back up the totem pole. Why can't she just be normal like a man? reasonable, and honest?

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my mom makes me do the dishes

>>38970405
I hate her so goddamn much she is the worst kind of person, old, ugly, stupid, and mexican. a bitch 100 percent all around and her kid looks like someone Trump want to deport total spic gangbanger

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Yeah its top tier escapism. The japanese have almost honed it to perfection, moe folded 1000 times, stronger than western shit

>>38970366
>>38970417
>innocent, funny, has an original personality, not a whore
>tfw know a girl who's /exactly/ like this (she's never even held a boy's hand)
>she looks adorable
>tfw she lives over 800 miles away

this is why i want 2 die

>>38970472
same dude, I'm in love with a qt grill that was a senior when I was a freshman in high school and now she lives across the country

she's perfect and I'll never have her

She was trying to get a tip.

>>38970468
She was stocking shelves. I walked in the store and she looked me and the eye and said hi. She has really happy looking eyes. This has never happened before so I'm pretty sure she was into me. She was cute too.

>>38970492
It's part of their job to greet customers. She's not going to greet you with a look of disgust. If a woman has never approached you, you are not attractive to women.

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>ashens
good reviews of pound store items, subscription boxes and random consumer electronics. Could be the longest running Youtube channel whose format has remained unchanged. No shilling at all too
>accursedfarms
Ross's Game Dungeon is the comfiest videogame show on Youtube. Freeman's Mind is also top tier
>Moviebob
A film critic who actually has substantial stuff to say in his reviews, and who doesn't spend 90% of his time just summarizing the plot. His Really That Good series is top tier

>Oneyplays
three retards talking & joking while playing vidya
>Jim Browning
some scottish guy who goes in depth about tech support scammers and even and goes as far as getting a few arrested. just interesting
>Internet Historian
going over stuff whats happened over the internet including 4chan kinda deal, i just like his voice and editing

>>38970514
>going over stuff whats happened over the internet including 4chan kinda deal

Yes we need more 13 year olds screaming reee and calling each other cucks.

>>38970245
>16 when instagram was/is a thing
You must be 18 years of age or older to use this site.

>>38970245
>literally fuckin ripped and flat chested

Well, how did you think ftm trans worked? That "guy" was a girl taking a shitton of legal steroids. Of course she's ripped if she wants to be. You could be ripped too if you started injecting yourself with testosterone every week.

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>>38970245
Trans people are actually retarded

Those are the characteristics of someone who is the polar opposite of an autist.

>>38970219
This actually is a sign of autism. You're trying to rationalize everything you do and like because you're afraid of not being normal.

I have autism and don't do this. I'll often have very long thoughts about one topic in my head though.

>>38970207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw9kS2ScWp4&t=75s
WE LIVIN! MALU, I'M IN YOUR COUNTRY

>>38970207
it not rocket sience , no

>>38970258
>Imma teach you how to swim like a real nigger
>pretends she's drowning
is she just a /pol/ prank?

>>38970189
Because none of us really give a shit these days

Most of us are welcoming it

>>38970189
We have a missile defence system in the states, you faggg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_national_missile_defense

>>38970168
Pictures like that give me anxiety

post more

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>>38970176
Here you go, guy-pie.

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>>38970168
Before North Kore erases the USA from the face of Earth?