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>be me
>finally get a girlfriend, shes 10/10
>i only want to bone her
>she constantly talks about sex between us
>try to make advances
>she fucking jumps and has panic attack
>everytime i touch her she literally has a fucking seizure
>tfw i cant take her to bone down

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:34:13 Post No.38324985
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ok normalfag
before you leave this board forever because you dont belong here let me tell you the truth about her
she was double teamed by chad and tyrone and it hurt really badly because of how big their dicks were
now she is afraid of sex until they force themselves upon again and starts loving it

or the alternative
she just doesnt want your smelly dick and shes saving her beef a proper chad man

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:37:50 Post No.38325054
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>>38324985
First of all, I don't have a penis.
Second of all, she's never been with another person
Third of all, she was sexually abused when younger and now shes scared of sex, but its hard to believe because she so fucking horny 24/7

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:39:46 Post No.38325094
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>>38325054
>finally get a girlfriend
>I don't have a penis

>>>/lgbt/
That way, bitch.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:17:36 Post No. 38324642 [Report] [View this topic]

>coworkers are excluding me again

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:18:50 Post No.38324661
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:18:50 Post No.38324661 [Report]

hahHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

YOU'RE HERE FOR EVER

THEY SMELL THE ROBOT ON YOU

YOUR NOT LIKE THEM YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE THEM

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:21:00 Post No.38324700
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>>38324642
Who cares?? People is fake and stupid man..
We aren't made to be social that's it.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:21:44 Post No.38324718
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>>38324661
Fuck off you annoying prick. No wonder no one likes you

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:16:23 Post No. 38324627 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you shame women for having a lot of sexual partners, when you yourself would have a lot of female sexual partners if you weren't an autistic beta?

As a normie male, I can confirm that normie men fuck as much as female girls fuck. Sex is just a normal leisure activity for normal human beings. Why specifically do you get mad about women having sex, but not about male normies like me having sex?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:18:50 Post No.38324660
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:18:50 Post No.38324660 [Report]

You're right. But people do it anyway depending on the mood.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:21:22 Post No.38324711
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:21:22 Post No.38324711 [Report]

>Why do you shame women for having a lot of sexual partners, when you yourself would have a lot of female sexual partners if you weren't an autistic beta?
Pro-tip: I have to actually be a hypocrite before you can effectively accuse me of being one.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:36:44 Post No.38325031
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:36:44 Post No.38325031 [Report]

Contrary to a your fucking belief I want to have 1 partner in my life and don't want anymore, so is it the end of the world to ask the same of the woman?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:15:35 Post No. 38324606 [Report] [View this topic]

Whelp this is it robots.
I can't go back.
Bought a bunch of woman garments and started crossdressing and got turned on.
This is it for me.
I can't go back.
No GF will ever want me now.
Save yourselves.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:18:36 Post No.38324657
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>>38324606
Do you have cat ears as well?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:22:51 Post No.38324745
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:22:51 Post No.38324745 [Report]

Why did you chose to make this shitty thread op.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:24:47 Post No.38324792
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>>38324606
Have you inserting objects in your butthole yet?
How many inches can you take?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:15:12 Post No. 38324599 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw Net Neutrality gets killed and you're finally free from this horrible place

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:18:54 Post No.38324664
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>>38324599
We can only hope my friend we can only hope

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>>38324599
>implying that cutting off the hydras head will kill it

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:37:19 Post No.38325042
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>>38324599
I'm just worried about them fucking with me playing video games. I fucking hate lagging and pay for 100mbps to avoid lagging.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:13:56 Post No. 38324581 [Report] [View this topic]

Looking for a fat goth mommydom gf, anyone?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:17:40 Post No.38324644
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How bout the more simplistic route of just getting a bf?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:22:57 Post No.38324748
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>>38324644
simple****
doofus

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>>38324748
...sorry anon, I wrote that reply with a vibrator in my boipucci, was kind of distracted.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:13:39 Post No. 38324574 [Report] [View this topic]

>every problem you have has numerous books, articles, videos, essays, etc. on how to solve it
>all of these are easily accessible for free or a small amount of autismbux online
>you can make yourself physically attractive, socially competent and financially stable
>with proper research, you can reconfigure your body composition and brain chemistry
>literally turn yourself into any person you want, provided you're willing to take a break from video games and anime for a bit

Why do you people choose to wallow in pity and misery when you know you don't have to?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:15:25 Post No.38324603
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>>38324574
What if you're just straight fucking ugly, and mentally unstable?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:15:45 Post No.38324613
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>>38324574
>this is what normies actually originally believe

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>>38324574
I'm not wallowing in anything. The way my life is is my choice, and since I chose it it must be what I want.

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/nedervoel/ Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:13:00 Post No. 38324558 [Report] [View this topic]

Dood aan de britse teringlijer die de nedervoeldraad van vannacht maakte editie. (zie >>38306817 en >>38306882)
Ik ben nu twee weken dagelijks uit mijn kamer gekomen en ik kan alleen maar zeggen dat de buitenwereld zwaar teleurstellend is. Hoe makkelijk is het om bijstand te krijgen (en houden)?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:42:59 Post No.38325146
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>>38324558
Gewoon binnen blijven man. Van buiten gaan kan je van doodvallen

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:55:10 Post No.38325400
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>>38325146
Het zou mooi zijn als het echt zo werkte, maar helaas ga ik buiten net zo hard dood als binnen: ik ben nog springlevend. Er zijn wel een hoop ongemakken buiten, zoals (domme/incompetente) mensen, geluiden, zon/regen/wind/sneeuw, vooral heel veel dingen waar ik geen invloed op heb. Ik kan er echt niet tegen, maar ik moet naar buiten om te werken van mijn ouders/de overheid/de maatschappij. Als ik me nou een keer door het papierwerk worstel om een uitkering en sociale huurwoning te krijgen, kan ik dan de rest van mijn leven in mijn bed blijven liggen of zal ik alsnog met de buitenwereld te maken krijgen?

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>>38325400
Ik krijg autismbux en ik moet nooit buiten dingen gaan doen. meestal. Mn leven is cool

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:12:02 Post No. 38324536 [Report] [View this topic]

wow bruver fuckin ell you proper spaffed all over me face lmfao dont tell mum what youv just done or ill knock you the fuck out alrate?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:56:56 Post No.38325433
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>>38324536
sauce?sdssdsds

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>>38325433
this desu

origanno is not eatable.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 07:14:46 Post No.38326824
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*teleports out of Aussie land*

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:07:55 Post No. 38324456 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: post reasons to live that aren't memes

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:10:57 Post No.38324519
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>>38324456
being dead is fucking boring

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>>38324456
>what is 2D Girls

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:12:11 Post No.38324539 [Report]

eating nice food

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:06:49 Post No. 38324439 [Report] [View this topic]

people who have been in a relationship or at least had someone show interest in them: what does it feel like to be loved?

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Ask this on a normie board like /soc/ retard

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:08:20 Post No.38324464
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I've been in relationships before but no one has ever loved me. They l just play with your heart and use you for a while before chewing you up and spitting you out. Love is a myth.

P.T.S. (ID: !!OAdbRB3M/rO) 2017-07-12 05:11:33 Post No.38324526
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>>38324439
I once had a girl compliment me; her words held no ground, and she was just a ~~THOT~~

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:06:24 Post No. 38324431 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does this actress use her real name for her porn career? She's so stupid, she even mentions her family members' first names on her twitter (she talks about her younger brother "Jory"), and you can easily find her address since she uses her real name for porn and you know what state she's in (Oregon) thanks to her "library" video. You can easily even find her family's phone number, address, and Facebook, with a quick google because this dumb slut is too stupid to not reveal her family's private details.

Why are women so fucking stupid?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:12:33 Post No.38324547
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>>38324431
I'm a Muslim at heart, I believe in honor killings. I would kill this woman if she was my sister especially if she dropped my real name.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:14:40 Post No.38324594
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>>38324431
There's nothing shameful about working in porn, dingus

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>>38324431
>I'm a creepy stalker and a criminal
>why are other people so stupid why don't they protect themselves from shitty people like me
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