When do you think was the last time they fucked?
>>36637125
When was the last time you fucked?
>>36637125
When they conceived Barron.
I bet she has about a dozen bulls.
>>36637143
Just because she's his son doesn't mean he's Trump's son, lol
Any other robots in this shithole?
I guess that's a 'no' then.
orig
This is Australia's fault
>>36637068
Dunners fag reporting in
Taking refugee gfs to come live with me for free. Will provide everything for You. Make 66k a year. I'm not ugly. I'm 24
>>36637036
Semi-attractive social anxiety ridden wannabe-gf right here. How serious is this offer and where do you live?
>>36637064
Semi srs. I live in Texas. How qt are you. I workout and have s good body and decent facial aesthetics are you qt at least.
>>36637092
I'm kinda chubby but my chest and hips are both oversized so I don't end up looking fat just, I guess, thick?
I might be willing to exchange pics if you can convince me this isn't just a ploy to mock robogirls
Saturday wagie? Really?
yes. really really.
>>36637027
>only work 2 days a week
>make 500$
Feels good, man.
>>36637204
You bastard.
You at least better be sucking aids cock or something.
>tfw neighbors are direspectful as fuck
>they come into my yard and climb under my car
>they snoop around my house when nobodys home
>they chuck coconut seeds at my porch
I'm fucking tired of these mongoloids whats a good way to get some petty revenge without it being incredibly illegal
>>36636974
ask them to please stay off your property, set up cameras and when you collect evidence report them for tresspassing with the evidence
>>36636974
Leave some expensive shit in your yard or on/in your car and then film them stealing it. Give video to police, or blackmail the neighbours into giving you money and leaving you alone in exchange for not getting them arrested.
>>36636974
you could also poison their pets if they have any
>Be female
>Join online gaming communities that "hates women"
>Keep shitposting until they like me
>Start implying and "joking" about being a grill irl until they take it as a fact
>They say I'm the "exception to the rule"
>Keep talking about nerd shit ever after
Holy shit it's not even hard. Just contain your estro-autism.
>>36636944
you don't need to do all that, just never bring your gender up in the first place. Why is your gender relevant anyways?
>Be female
Why are you already lying?
>>36637010
Because the company is so masculine. It's all bro this and bitches that, muh dick.
If the conversation was gender neutral I'd get that it wouldn't be relevant, and sometimes that's the case, but I'd be actively hiding and lying otherwise and I think that's pretty sad.
Hey /R9K/ I'm in Japan right now, you guys like Japan right?
What would you do if you were me?
>>36636914
>Hey /R9K/ I'm in Japan right now, you guys like Japan right?
>What would you do if you were me?
Probably find some cute Japanese boy to creampie me and become my bf and marry me desu
Idk if you would want to do that
>>36636914
I dunno. Get a job probably.
>>36636914
take a picture of some random kawaii thing timestsmp and post
>otherwise I call bull shit
What would be the best way to rob a bank and get away with it?
>>36636899
Be an intelligent white man, not a dumb nigger who can't figure out how to chamber a bullet
>>36636929
>Be an intelligent white man
How?
>>36636950
Kill yourself and hope reincarnation works out if you're not already
>be high school
>robot with debilitatingly fond memories
>shit cripples me
>had a relationship online with a girl
>felt real
>went well for three months then spiraled
>killed myself on facebook and even made fake obituaries to mail to her friends
>never know if they got them
>be me years later
>shit has gone fairly well
>associates in psychology
>realize that I was extremely shitty person back in the day
>want to apologize, but realize bringing up the past might be a shitty thing to do as well
>seems selfish, but require closure
>lose sleep every night because guilty of being fuckass
I am open to anything, just to let me sleep without this weight.
>>36636887
forget, they probably barely remember this, it hardly traumatized them as they didn't even know u irl
An online friend of mine faked her own death and I would be immediately forgiving of her is she came back and tried to be close again, though this was after eight years of friendship, not three months.
I say to apologize. If this has continued to haunt her at all (and it might), it will make her feel better. If she moved on and stopped caring about this long ago, then no harm done because there's no scabs to pick at.
>>36636887
Forget it. I doubt they even remember let alone care. Leave the past in the past op
It feels really good to play with my prostate.
Should I take a dick?
>>36636856
If you like things in your ass you should probably put a dick in your ass. This is basic logic. Are you incapable of basic logic?
Stupid fucking moron faggot.
i'd give it a go, anon
life is too short not to take some dick
Youll get HIV, AIDS and then you have my permission to die.
Reminder that Gay and bisexual men accounted for 83% of new HIV diagnoses.
Do you download your porn in your computer, /r9k/? If yes, why?
>>36636829
Yes,
because one time i found a god-tier hentai and i never found it ever again.
so now if i find something worth my time i'll make sure it stays in a special place :)
>>36636988
What if someone looks through your computer
>>36637597
You can lock folders , look it up
Who else /drunk/ here?
I'm drinking vodka and coke...alone as usual.
white wine out of a goon box
>>36636826
>tfw been staying with my parents this last month so hardly had any alcohol
Can't wait to go back and just get drunk on vodka, really been craving it
Fucked up really bad on a job application. can't accept the job or even attend orientation because of the shift I chose, and public transport makes it impossible. drinking vodka and red wine right now. I can't even cancel the orientation, so if I want to apply in the future I'm sure me not showing up will raise a red flag or something. I've never wanted to die as much as I want to tonight
Can someone give me the facts on the jews? What evidence is there that they're intentionally trying to destroy the white man with leftist policies?
I've been watching MOONMAN videos and they're funny and everything, but why do jew haters believe such things about the jews that lead to this kind of narrative? I don't buy it because unless jews are actually some kind of alien race, I don't understand how anyone could think there's a race wide conspiracy of this magnitude and subtlety when in the real world the government can't even cover up the president fucking an intern. I worked at a private jewish school and I've met a handful of jews, and my best friend in a jew. They're all just regular people, and my best friend makes jokes about how he's glad he's off anti-depressants which is jew doctor prescribed him and shit like that all the time.
MOONMAN video in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIC8oW1h_xs
They often say that the truth will set you free, we wonder what could it mean.
It is amiss chaos that we seem to find ourselves.
>>36636822
What's this?
>>36636848
I'm not reading all that shit. Sum up who wrote it, when, and how you know it has been adopted by the jewish race.
What is it like to feel "full"?
Could someone please describe to me in detail the sensation of being satisfied and not wanting to eat any more?
It's a completely alien concept to me
>>36636790
repeatable af
i either dont eat or eat until i feel sick and throw everything up
but theres never satisfaction there
It's a feel when you don't feel empty anymore.
dunno bro, it's kinda hard to describe the absence of feels
>go to a reddit meetup
>They're all talking about memes and subreddits and what they do for a living
>its so loud and I can't hear anyone
>I've drank too much and feel sick
>I have nothing to contribute
>there is a qt 3.14 with a pixiecut
>and I can't talk to her
Wut do r9k?
Well I've left, now I'm in a shopping centre food court
>tfw you can't talk to people, let alone a qt3.14 pixie cut
>>36637231
take a picture of yourself shaking a man's hand at the foodcourt, then post it here
>go to a reddit meetup