>cant even cum without imagining some boy fucking me anymore
why did I become like this
This is completely your fault /r9k/
Aww, did you post this thread because you need help fapping anon~? Post your butt and I'll tell you exactly how I'd dominate your ass anon.
>why do you have a picture of a sexualized underage cartoon girl as your phone's wallpaper, anon?
When do you think was the last time they fucked?
Any other robots in this shithole?
Taking refugee gfs to come live with me for free. Will provide everything for You. Make 66k a year. I'm not ugly. I'm 24
I'm kinda chubby but my chest and hips are both oversized so I don't end up looking fat just, I guess, thick?
I might be willing to exchange pics if you can convince me this isn't just a ploy to mock robogirls
Saturday wagie? Really?
>tfw neighbors are direspectful as fuck
>they come into my yard and climb under my car
>they snoop around my house when nobodys home
>they chuck coconut seeds at my porch
I'm fucking tired of these mongoloids whats a good way to get some petty revenge without it being incredibly illegal
Leave some expensive shit in your yard or on/in your car and then film them stealing it. Give video to police, or blackmail the neighbours into giving you money and leaving you alone in exchange for not getting them arrested.
>Join online gaming communities that "hates women"
>Keep shitposting until they like me
>Start implying and "joking" about being a grill irl until they take it as a fact
>They say I'm the "exception to the rule"
>Keep talking about nerd shit ever after
Holy shit it's not even hard. Just contain your estro-autism.
Because the company is so masculine. It's all bro this and bitches that, muh dick.
If the conversation was gender neutral I'd get that it wouldn't be relevant, and sometimes that's the case, but I'd be actively hiding and lying otherwise and I think that's pretty sad.
Hey /R9K/ I'm in Japan right now, you guys like Japan right?
What would you do if you were me?
>Hey /R9K/ I'm in Japan right now, you guys like Japan right?
>What would you do if you were me?
Probably find some cute Japanese boy to creampie me and become my bf and marry me desu
Idk if you would want to do that
What would be the best way to rob a bank and get away with it?
>be high school
>robot with debilitatingly fond memories
>shit cripples me
>had a relationship online with a girl
>went well for three months then spiraled
>killed myself on facebook and even made fake obituaries to mail to her friends
>never know if they got them
>be me years later
>shit has gone fairly well
>associates in psychology
>realize that I was extremely shitty person back in the day
>want to apologize, but realize bringing up the past might be a shitty thing to do as well
>seems selfish, but require closure
>lose sleep every night because guilty of being fuckass
I am open to anything, just to let me sleep without this weight.
An online friend of mine faked her own death and I would be immediately forgiving of her is she came back and tried to be close again, though this was after eight years of friendship, not three months.
I say to apologize. If this has continued to haunt her at all (and it might), it will make her feel better. If she moved on and stopped caring about this long ago, then no harm done because there's no scabs to pick at.
Forget it. I doubt they even remember let alone care. Leave the past in the past op
It feels really good to play with my prostate.
Should I take a dick?
Do you download your porn in your computer, /r9k/? If yes, why?
Who else /drunk/ here?
I'm drinking vodka and coke...alone as usual.
Fucked up really bad on a job application. can't accept the job or even attend orientation because of the shift I chose, and public transport makes it impossible. drinking vodka and red wine right now. I can't even cancel the orientation, so if I want to apply in the future I'm sure me not showing up will raise a red flag or something. I've never wanted to die as much as I want to tonight
Can someone give me the facts on the jews? What evidence is there that they're intentionally trying to destroy the white man with leftist policies?
I've been watching MOONMAN videos and they're funny and everything, but why do jew haters believe such things about the jews that lead to this kind of narrative? I don't buy it because unless jews are actually some kind of alien race, I don't understand how anyone could think there's a race wide conspiracy of this magnitude and subtlety when in the real world the government can't even cover up the president fucking an intern. I worked at a private jewish school and I've met a handful of jews, and my best friend in a jew. They're all just regular people, and my best friend makes jokes about how he's glad he's off anti-depressants which is jew doctor prescribed him and shit like that all the time.
MOONMAN video in question:
They often say that the truth will set you free, we wonder what could it mean.
It is amiss chaos that we seem to find ourselves.