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>tfw no mommy gf
I don't know why this fantasy is so arousing/comforting, it just is
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>>36286708
>tfw too tall to have a tall mommy gf
>tfw you will never be the little spoon to a THICC mommy gf
I should be happy to be 6.0, but I can't even realize my fetish of having a gf taller than me that will care for me
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Cause mums didn't love ya.
Und daddy didn't care.
So you need someone to wrap her arms around you.
Telling you it will all be better.
We shit ourselves early on and late in the years we start shitting ourselves again, then we die. Assuming you made it to your 80s or 90s
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>>36286746
I unironically wish I was a manlet.
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ITT we describe ourselfs in one sentence, I'll start:
>a pale, gaunt, awkward young adolescent standing rigidly with downcast gaze and declining to shake hands, who has relatively little spontaneous speech but responded in a flat tone with little inflection and almost mechanical prosody
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>guy who hates people and other males in particular, wants to achieve great things but for that he first needs independence from everything- this he's barely even gotten off the ground yet
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Used to themselves on being the smartest in their grade with the most retarded sense of humor, but cannot use their humor in their new, intelligent school
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>A closeted fag degenerate that more that likely turned gay because everyone I've ever met told me females were terrible
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do you like the smell of your armpits ?
why does it smell so good.
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I like the smell of girl armpits
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I like the smell of my ball sweat
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>>36286658
Sometimes my armpits smell like semen after a long walk
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>4chan doesn't like 'edgy' people or 'snowflakes'
>Yet 4chan, if you observe it across all boards, is a site flourishing with people allowed to be the way they want to be without being pushed away from anything
So why is this site full of autistic hypocritical neckbeards? You are exactly the same as those le special snowflake reddit and tumblr people. Yet you are even worse because you claim to be above them when you behave the same way.
You can all be autistic to your hearts' content and there is no pressure on you to change and nobody is pushing you away from anything. All your opposition to edgesters and snowflakes is just your own projection.
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>r9k is one person
And if you dont like this board then get out. Fucking normie
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>>36286667
I'm talking about the culture of 4chan across all board for years and years. You're all hypocrites and you should kill yourselves.
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>>36286991
>culture of 4chan
???
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What do you think about WMAF pairings?
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She looks frightened.
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>>36286610
Always assume the guy couldnt get a white gf.
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>>36286645
You're c0rrect.
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>you missed out on your only chance for teen romance because of your pure stupidity
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>>36286572
Teen romance is the shits. You didn't miss much. Now get on with the rest of your life.
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lel kys incel
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>>36286572
>You missed out on your one and only childhood cause parents saw you as property and didn't care about your personal development.
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Can someone please convince me that WW3 is going to happen?
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>>36286561
as long as the UN exists, it's not going to. Sorry. Maybe in a couple hundred years there'll be a huge resource war
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Macri buying militar armament
Trump hating mexicans publically
Siria
North Korea
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>>36286592
>North Korea
worst case scenario, china gets involved. That's not WW3
but they're not going to, because the US is way more valuable to China than NK
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I know probably this has been discussed to shit before but, has anyone ever thought of making a robot dating discord or an app tailored for robots that isn't tinder or OkCupid?
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>Implicating there isn't 20 more Apps, which one or two are probably meant for rowrow bots
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>>36286475
and women are supposed to sign up to date robots?
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Make dating app, it's instantly filled with normies
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ITT: Things that make you happy/brighten up your mood
For me it's 70's disco music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzbKm56dLI&list=PLM4qljoB2lV4APelMIS235VM98dFT2FQI&index=4
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fresh cold air at 5 am
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>>36286456
oh cool I've been looking for this song
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>>36286456
videos of people getting hit by cars always cracks me up
or this
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Is there really anything wrong with having an open relationship? If you truly love your partner, you would want what is best for them and provide a person that is more capable of satisfying them sexually than yourself.
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not even animals do that, think about it
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Brainwashed goys by Jew media .....
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>>36286438
Nothing, polyamory hate is just friendless virgins confusing love with ownership. They're too immature to get over their childish feelings of jealousy so they cry about it online
Why does 4chan love goth girls so much?
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>>36286419
Please. No one loves goth girls.
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>>36286419
Because pale skin and dark everything else is a god tier ultra rare aesthetic.
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i only knew one goth girl. she was nice, cute, and i think she had a crush on me
and fatbots whats your plan for the upcoming summer?
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>realizing seasons change
>experiencing seasonal changes
Go away.
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>>36286393
I'm going to try to play tennis with my friend. Bond and exercise, win win
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Why do I need a special plan for summer? I'm just going to go to work like usual and drink more water than in the winter
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Did you know that over half of heroin users today inhale it instead of injecting it?
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>>36286320
What a fucking waste of heroin
The dumb cunts who do this probably don't even know how much they are wasting
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>Not post your smut somewhere else
You must leave now.
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>>36286358
I literally just wrote this, but decided against it. But yeah, same goes for meth and coke. Rig it up.
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I look so much better as a female.
We hapas were destined to be females.
Male hapas turn into Elliot Rogers.
FML
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>>36286294
you're cute
can i see the original photo anon?
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>>36286391
I'm not into guys, even though I wish I was anything but straight.
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SOMEONE RUN ELLIOT THROUGH THE APP
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>mother's boyfriend is crazy psychopath
>scammed her of 1600-2000 GBP
>constantly mentally abusive
>makes her depressed and suicidal
>manipulates her to not leave him by telling her that he loves her so much and that he only said it because he was angry and that he will kill himself if she leaves him
>she made him move out but they're still in a relationship
>she gave him her old phone because his phone broke
>he got access to her 'whatsapp' and saw all of her personal messages
>he messaged her friends and relatives lies about things that she's said to turn everyone against her
>told her he will ruin his life and that he will contact any boyfriend that she will ever have again and convince them to break up
>Told her to call the police but she isn't listening
what should she do bots? how can the police help? (UK) We did not report him living with us while he stayed at our house which is illegal in the UK, will they catch on to this and fine us if they realize? should who should I contact for legal advice etc. e.g. is there a chat room with police associates that I can speak with to find advice. He still owes her the phone, 1600+ gbp and he has keys to our house
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>>36286284
what you need to do is beat the absolute dogshit out of the guy if he ever comes around again
you also need to change the locks on your fucking doors
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Why did you fart on his morning spot of tea?
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>>36286303
I was hoping I could solve this via the law rather than taking it in my own hands. If I assaulted him he'd have the legal upper hand and he's a huge buff guy. The type that you cant tell if they're really fat or really buff because their chest is huge and bulky, he'd probably just beat the shit out of me. I have already told her to change the locks and we probably will soon.