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I wish they'd open up some branches in the uk already, this shit's so good

>>35129134
>little niggers

Disgusting

>>35129134
>delicious

Lmfao, their pizza tastes exactly like the pizza they would serve me in public school when I was 11

>>35129054
>usa
>good chips

Oh well

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>>35129054
Mein nigger

Had them when I went to germany

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>>35129054

i recently moved to germany and i am currently experiencing this feel.

drown yourself in her toilet

One last fuck

I know you can convince her DO IT

>Wasn't already single

Getting off my board would be a start normie scum

>>35128884
Weed, 'shrooms, xtc, kana,lsd, 2cb, metox, ketamine, poppers, 4fmp, salvia, speed and probably some more that I forgot

13,15,16,22,21,20,21,18,22,17,16,16.

Didn't even know that I took it - Amazing. Literally opened my eyes and I still recognise the positive effect that it has had on me - felt good but took a low dose - i was drunk so I don't remember - (lsd) less heavy than expected - socially anxios - metox an sich was good but i was with bad people - I was drunk as fuck. it literally felt like drugs - poppers smell adn feel like glue - i could dance for ages - head felt like a balloon - speed fucks up heart rate


Continued taking them if possible. Mostly weed (daily), xtc, 2cb and ketamine.

But then again, I want to take a fuckload of drugs. Past 3/2 years have been intense univ/careerwise and I've become a wagecuck but literally in 2 weeks all of this is over. Nothihng but a past memory and good god I will be free again. I'm 22 only so there's still some time to overdose on drugs without being weird

Boutta SLURP DOWN on some DXM cough syrup

>>35128884
Not doing any drugs tonight.

Just drinking vodka and smoking some marijuana.
Has anyone tried ketamine or DCK?

Thinking about trying it, I want the dissociative feelings of DXM without vomiting (I vomit every time, Liquid or gelcaps), I like the dissociation Ambien gives me but I blackout too easily on it.

>>35128880
I did briefly but you probably just can't walk in and ask to be a monk, can you?

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Wizards on /r9k/ should totally becone Discalced Carmelites, you would get awesome mystic holy magic. They are my favorite cloistered order.

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Yes here

I'm starting out by dipping my toes in that kind of life, by living without money and in peace

Who knows where I'll end up in the end, quite possibly in a monastery indeed.

Also, monasticism is by no way limited to Western religions. There's many, many Eastern-religious monasteries throughout the world, including USA.

An easy example is all the Zen Buddhist temples and the Krishna-based monasteries like ISKCON

>>35128875
>I ordered a shirt for my son
hmm

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>casually drop 4chan memes into conversation
>wait until he asks about where you're getting all these fresh memes
>don't tell him
>tease him
>make him beg to know where all these sick memes are coming from
>tell him it's kinda weird, he probably wouldn't like it
>he must know
>reluctantly show him /r9k/
>at first he will think it's weird and pathetic
>but he will come back for more
>his self-esteem will be ruined like every other pathetic manlet here
>he will see trap threads
>first he will be disgusted
>repulsed even
>but he will not be able to resist
>soon he will be sneaking peeks
>catch him sneaking a peak
>act like it's nothing
>let him catch you also sneaking a peek
>he will be confused
>and vulnerable
>giggle and admit you're actually kind of into it
>he will ashamedly admit that he is too
>tell him you could be his sexy little trap
>"what, no way, we're roommates bro"
>no one has to know
>it'll our little secret
>reveal your lingere
>he cannot resist
>be fucked like the sexy twink you are

>>35128875
Sagerino normierino

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>>35128710
I know the depersonalization/derealization feel. It started years ago after I got too high with a friend. I freaked out, took an ambien and fell asleep. When I woke up everything was different, and it has gotten worse since then. I was such a wannabe normie faggot back then, and now my life is fucked because of it. It's what I deserve I guess. Anyway op, meds aren't the most desirable thing, but if they help then maybe they are what you need.

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>>35128710
>falling for the psychiatrist meme
top kek

>>35129461

I started taking st.johns wort, took a month and started feeling more real again

sometimes I didn't feel like I was in my own body and didn't want to move, I think I have must have spent a solid 4 years lying down

I think it was caused by moving constantly as a kid, I had no connection to the area I was in and didn't know anyone and was finishing school at the same time

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>>35128701
I really like these desu

>>35128744
I can eat these forever.

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>>35128701
You are like a little baby, watch this.

Original commentary!

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>>35128646
Suck his dick of course, anon...

you have to take responsibility of the situations you create.

>>35128646
What the fuck did I just read.

Jabroni

This guy called me a slut and said to bump so I'll sage.

>>35128638
Happy birthday buddy, I hope you have a great day today.

We're all gonna make it buddies

>>35128638
Kys u fucking nigger, the day u became a normie should have been the day you stopped going on r9k.

Just leave

No, you're living like an animal. Or even worse, like a woman. Letting your emotions rule over your thinking like that. You should be ashamed, you pathetic little worm.

>>35128520
It is legal if justified, but the things you listed are far from justified friendo

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>>35128544

you would let the chads cuck you and get away with it?

wtf I thought every lesbo couple has one qt and one butch

>>35128493
Females will literally do anything for attention, won't they?
>implying this isn't just them signaling to Chads

fuck off reddit i know where this is from

>highschool
>known as the guy that drew soldiers and shit
>one day I drew an anime girl in a cute dress out of boredom
>sitting outside after school, one of my friends comes up to me
>"anon the teacher has your drawing of some anime chick"
>reply "I don't know what you're talking about"
>oh shit oh fuck I left my fucking notebook
>rush back to my home classroom, it's filled with girls studying and chatting
>see my notebook on the teacher's desk, the teacher isn't there
>quietly enter the room and pick up my notebook
>as I turn to leave a girl stops me
>"Hey anon, I colored your pretty drawing for you."
>I flip open to the anime drawing and it's covered in highlighter ink
>"t-thanks"
>rush out of the room at the speed of spaghetti

>>35128730
Sounds more like 2nd grade to me.

>>35128730

>rush out of the room at the speed of spaghetti

Kek'd

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>>35128239
>ywn experience the touch of another human being

>>35128264
hug your mom once in a while, she deserves it

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>>35128239
>braces hitting each other when kissing

no please stop

>>35128218

You could get kicked out by your parents eventually if they become fed up with you being a leech, and you never know what could happen with girls so you might as well try by having a decent career. At least work a low stress part time job if you aren't gonna try in life.

>>35128337
yeah i have an office job where I get in at 9:30 spend 80% of the day on redit (reeee very funny reply go back to redit I can't read 4chan at work autists) and go to the company gym during office time

I get my work done so no one cares

>>35128337
Tbh the only reason I haven't killed myself is cuz of the pain it would cause my parents. If they kick my out though that bond is pretty much severed so off the bridge I go lol