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Daily reminder that cuddling with your sister > cuddling with your girlfriend
Your girlfriend will stop loving you if you ever stop having money, lose your job, become ugly or fat, become a social pariah, essentially become of no benefit to her.
Your sister will always love you no matter what.
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But I don't have a sister. Can't I just get a girlfriend that will pretend to be my sister?
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>>38957680
>don't have a sister
Your parents fucked up, sorry pal.
I have a sister 3 years older than me and she loves me more than anything in the world!
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>>38957703
I have a brother 3 years older than me. He's a filthy normie though. It's a shame. I wish I was an older brother to a younger sister.
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Hi /r9k/!
My name is Stacey Normie, an attractive sim
who lives in Pleasantview!
Tell me why I should go on a date with you. What do you have to offer an off-the-charts hottie like myself?
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dysfunctional r9k sims household when??
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>>38957511
>ctrl + shift + c
>boolProp testingCheatsEnabled true
>motherlode
>motherlode
>motherlode
>motherlode
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>>38957894
such memories...
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Study Finds That Men Who Attack Women Online Are, Literally, Losers 2017-08-09 03:17:53 Post No.38957508
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Study Finds That Men Who Attack Women Online Are, Literally, Losers
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http://time.com/3965630/men-attack-women-online-losers/
Women aren't bad, you guys just hate them because you are sad losers hahahahaha
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>>38957508
There is nothing about that statement that's not true.
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Look at the 60-IQ normalfag and laugh.
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>>38957533
And today Anon found out that /r9k/ was all but destroyed. Also,this article is complete bullshit.
>smoke weed every day for months because at an easy ass internship
>gf broke up with me in May
>still in love with her
>come back to parents house and don't have any weed so start having REM rebound dreams every night
>last night I dream that I carry my exgf up the stairs of my house and put her on my bed and we talk about how much we love each other
>wake up once we start having sex
FUCK THIS
I wish the movie where you could pay to forget certain memories were real life. I hate being an emotional slave to my memories. This was like torture
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>weed
>internship
>gf
>/r9k/
Anyway your dreams and subconscious are a very fundamental part of you, this is basically action and reaction. You might as well jump in an ice cold pond and complain that you get frostbite
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Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking ninny! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie!
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>>38957623
can you explain these posts to me? I don't get if it's supposed to be funny and if it's supposed to be ironic and if it is, why not just stick with the classic DUDEposting
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A reminder to robots with single mothers that while you slept as a child they snuck multiple men they barely knew into the house and let the men degrade them
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>>38957482
fun fact: thats actually how cuckold fetishes come about...having strange, alpha men steal mommys affection can lead to some serious inferiority complexes and a severe hatred for women.
isn't life just wonderful
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>>38957482
My mother is Muslim thank God
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>>38957522
Really? That makes sense that this bizarre fetish arose 20 years after single moms started being a common thing
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>tfw rihanna is getting chubby so she's been wearing huge clothes to hide it lately
That's kind of cute in an autistic way. Is Rihanna a fembot?
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>>38957455
She's more alpha male thab all the guys on this board
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>>38957455
Who's that gremlin standing next to her?
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>>38957455
What is she doing in the Elysee?
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Anyone else puts "looking for women and men" on tinder even tho they're straight? 2017-08-09 03:06:12 Post No.38957367
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Anyone else puts "looking for women and men" on tinder even tho they're straight?
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I mean i started tinder about 3 weeks ago, i had "looking for women" option on. After getting 60-80 matches (used the boost a couple times) decided to try out "looking for men" and god damn.
Women gave me validation which definitely made me gain more confidence in my looks but men are off the charts with their compliments. They call you sexy and beg you to let them suck you.
I'm not gay but it definitely feels good to get compliments like that
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>>38957367
See /r9k/. Thats whats its like being a woman approached by man. Thats why girls
dont go for the average fagboy who cant make two interesting sentences in a
conversation and doesnt look at least presentable.
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>gay men fuck anyone and everyone
I'm shocked
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>>38957367
>talking with men on Tinder
>"im not gay"
Newsflash retard you're fucking gay
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Which board is your favorite to post bait?
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i never post bait
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>>38957320
/mu/
It's so easy. Just say Kendrick Lamar/Death Grips/Grimes are good or bad. Bam. Post limit.
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>>38957320
r9k but only because pol will delete my baits sometimes
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>Tfw this 11 year old black kid is smarter than everybody from /r9k/
Must suck being brainlet.
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f a k e
n e w s
many such cases.
sad.
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>>38957297
>Somebody is an exceptionally talented genius
>therefore you are stupid because you're apparently only allowed to compare yourself to the top 1% of the 1%
I-is my mom using r9k...
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all those men they mentioned are fucking memes anyway
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Does anyone else want a gf not for sex or to have someone to talk to, but to use as a punching bag? I think I'd enjoy having power over someone and just be able to beat the shit out of them whenever I wanted.
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>>38957295
that's why you don't have a gf.
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>>38957295
I'm kind of worried about being abusive if I ever get a gf
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start boxing fucking retarded autistic retard fucking fuckface
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You should be able to solve this.
Answer:my penis.
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number 4?
he doesn't have a knife
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3. She is the only woman, the woman was killed in the womens bathroom. She ia also a filthy sand pwrson.
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>>38957281
The chef, nobody would expect him
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Social net (Instagram, WhatsApp, Facebook) are the reason we can not fuck
Yesterday I was in the beach with 2 guys and 3 girls having some beers and talking
But wait, some 8/10 Chad had pressed "like" on their picture so they stopped giving attention at me. They were here physically but mentally they were inside Instagram, connected with many people.
If I had lived in 1990s these girls would not be in "two places at the same time" so they would started paying attention to me and maybe we'd end up together (we are both 6/10)
Please don't come here just to flame. Im pretty sure that what I said is not completely wrong.
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It's like trying to have a shoe shop when some Chinese is selling them at Amazon.com at 5dol
It's still possible but more difficult
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>>38957273
Exactly. If a girls phone gets a notification when you are speaking to her, it spells the end of that conversation.
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>>38957273
Nope OP. Its more like you were not interesting and didnt put enough effort into it. If you were smooth none of that would have mattered at all.
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>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>i don't
who /DEVILISH/ here?
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>go see the Emoji movie with family
>ticket machine says enjoy the film
>movie was really bad
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>>38957296
>Went to see the emoji movie while high and had a wonderful time laughing every 30 seconds.
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>leave bad reviews on yelp for restaurants I thoroughly enjoy eating at
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>Be American couple
>Have degrees
>Be in $328k in student loan debt
https://youtu.be/T4_ilSrNJFY
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>just go in there with a big smile and give them a firm handshake
>dont worry, employers like that you have crushing undefaultable debt that you will never pay for a worthless education that statistically will leave you dumber than when you entered
>now i can tell my friends that my kid is a winner and not some neet dropout loser
thats the reason my dad made me go. so he can show me off to his friends
FUCK
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>>38957269
>not fleeing into a differnt country, get a fake degree, use your knowledge and start a business
their parent's fault for making them retarded. They shouldn't have studied in the first place.
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>willingly go into debt
>OMG how dis habben
Fucking retards, I'm in the US and getting a master's in CS atm and by the time I graduate my combined bachelors + masters debt will be $60k. And I already have at least one job offer for >$100k per year. Maybe they should have thought about the consequences of their actions rather than retardedly think it will all work out or hope for someone to bail them out
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Yesterday I had an interview to work at fucking McDonalds. There were 5 more for the interview. Half of them 18-19 years old and most chicks.
Peeped on the sheets we had to fill up to see what they wrote. Most of them with very strict time constraints, no car, are going to go back to school in a month and literal 0 experience.
I only worked in a bakery or 3 months as a an internship, so i at least know my way arround health procedures and some other shit.
They said they would write either yesterday or today. For me it's 5 pm already and no answer.
They wanted to hire 4 new employees.
Why can't I even get the fucking bottom of the barrel job at McDonalds, even willing to get fucking wagecucked??
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And not even r9k Cares, but I dont blame you guys, im just fucking pathetic
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>>38957566
Sorry anon. Maybe they forgot. Give them a call and follow up if you really need the job.
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>>38957262
That is fuckijg bad I got a job on the spot at Burger King with 0 experience