ITT: we remember the last time we were happy in our lives. Was that a month ago? Two? A year? Five?
Mine was 2 years ago. I was on holiday with my parents (we sometimes still do a week together at the beach), and my dad looked at me and told me "You are doing great son, I am proud of you".
From there..my life was a downfall
2 years ago. Pre read pill. Had a shot with drop dead blonde chick I had know from 3rd grade. Now is banging a tranny with a strap on. Just keep going brother.
>>35058372
1 month ago, almost to the day. I think it was the 24th of January though. I just spent the day with my oneitis, and she seemed to be really happy around me as well. I haven't seen her since, and I wouldn't be surprised if she has been dicked by Chad since then but it was a nice day.
>tfw 123 IQ
>tfw slightly above average
>>35058360
>tfw got 110 on an online IQ test
feels good to be above average
>>35058360
>tfw average IQ in my major is 125
>tfw feel average with IQ of 130
In high school though, I felt like a genius.
>>35058360
>Average IQ for my major (astrophysics) is 135
>TFW too intelligent to have IQ above 105
Would you whore yourself if you were a hot girl?
>tfw can't fap comfortably anymore since my doujins remind me of how fucked my life is
Keep posting, lad. I want to see what this is about.
>>35058164
Sex is fun and all but I would never want to make a job of it.
They are exceptionally intelligent and hard-working. They also all seem to have a keen sense of comedy and are very self-aware. /pol/ is so wrong.
Jews are one of the reason why most of our lives are so horrible. fuck them the caliphate is a better option than having these fucks in power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSA8T_O8T1w
>>35058188
Actually, you're the one reason that your life is so horrible. There is no evidence of a global Jewish conspiracy to keep you down. Blaming your failure on others is perhaps among the most pathetic things you can do it.
>blow over half my paycheck on vidya
>games are getting boring for me again
fuck, here comes the depression
>Bought pokemon sun and moon double box
>cant even bother to play past the first trial thing
vidya was my life but i cant even bring myself to play it even when i have plenty of free time
i literally cant bring myself to do anything aside from forcing myself to go to college
>>35058113
Just sell your video games.
>spend half my paycheck on booze
>splashed a bottle of vodka on my face and chest
>threw the other bottles against the wall in a drunken rage after puking
I'm retarded and EXTREMELY flammable. Wish I had a match.
I just came on my own face then ate the cum and now I feel dirty. What should I do?
go on /d and watch people drawing more disgusting stuff
>>35058022
>follow through post-orgasm
why lol
>>35058022
Shower, brush your teeth and go on with whatever you have to do. That's what I did.
>oneitis asks me out, first gf i've ever had
>dumps me on first date, wont talk to me any more
Is there any hope for me, lads?
>>dumps me on first date, wont talk to me any more
nigga, she wasn't your girlfriend just because she went on one date with you
this thread has potential. green text your first date and also explain how you managed to get asked from your oneitis, which is a statistical impossibility
>>35058349
This
>>35057828
Don't feel bad about that, she wasn't your gf in the first place. She doesn't like you.
>mum just made me a burger
it was delicious
>>35057796
Based mummy feeding her big man
i assume you mean in addition to the usual mound of tendies.
how many good boy points did it cost you
>tfw my self-deprecating "humor" has devolved into desperate cries for help
>>35057731
>self-deprecating "humor"
Just kill yourself already. Your "humor" is making everybody uncomfortable.
>>35057763
lmfao youre an asshole
>Mother son porn video
>Son looks older than the mom
>Guy moans louder then the girl
>the guy can't keep quiet
>growls like a retard getting the SUCC from a industrial grade vacuum cleaner
I fucking HATE it when the guy makes even a fucking sound. Their job is to provide the fucc and allow the succ to happen, not to enjoy themselves.
This is why jap porn is superior in the sense that usually the guy keeps his fucking mouth shut. Usually the women sound like formula 1 race cars, but there are some jav companies that produce stuff where the women don't overact like crazy.
Turns out I like porn where both of them are relatively quiet and don't go all.
YEAH FUCK ME WITH THAT GARGANTUAN DRAGON SLAYER! OOOH YEAH FUCKING CUM ON MY FACE! OOOH AAAH!
Just heavy breathing is all I need.
>sss-ahh sss-ahh sss-ahh sss-ahh sss-ahh sss-ahh
once you notice it, you always will. worst part of pro porn.
>cook food in the oven
>take it out
>put it in the fridge to cool down for 10mins
I cant be the only juan who does this. Who wants to burn their mouth?
you should not do this, anon. for one, you're raising the temperature of anything nearby in the fridge. it takes longer to cool down your perishables after you do that. for two, the food particles from the hot dish may coat the interior of the fridge, which leads to mold. do not do this
>>35057634
Fuck that shit nigga I used to eat tater tots and shit as my mum was still pulling them out of the oven
'ello robot.
What's plaguing you, mate?
How shitty was the day?
What're you drinking?
Fucking school
Underestimated the level of buttfuck in electrical engineer
Dieded
Fuck ye' mate, headin' to Frogs&Feels ya cunt.
I said come in! Don't just stand there.
aroojiobrow
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*BRRRRRRRSPLGNGSMSFFFFPHUT!*
Oh my, looks you made quite a mess, *SNIFFFF* oh yes, quite pungent indeed. Your shit is like a chocolate cake. Pure brown on the outside, but hints of lighter browns and some berries in the mix.
*BRRAAAAAAAAAP*
Please hold in the farts before daddy gets in position!!
>>35057478
Kek I just want to end my life
>>35057478
oh lordy lordy lord
Life moves pretty fast, /r9k/. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
what exactly am i missing?
I look up at the sky often enough - its beautiful and i can understand why people associated it with heaven. I look at animals and envy the simplicity and honesty of their lives. I look at other people and see warped shells of human beings devoid of any real meaning in their lives and slaves to hedonism.
What exactly am i missing?
>>35057321
No the entire point is to not look around. Ever raise your head from whatever reverie you were in and notice the entire day is gone? Don't do that. Don't do it very day, every week, every month, every year and certainly don't do it at the end of your life. It'll all seem so fast.
Is it only me who wants to live eternally just to see the end of the universe? Don't care about pain, loneliness and everything, I've already learned to deal with them. I just want to see, know and do everything and don't want to miss anything
>Fap to disgusting shit
>Cum
>Feel awful
>3 Hours later
>Do it again
How do I stop this shit?
Don't fap to disgusting shit anymore
Cum to normal shit
Bonus: don't cum to anything or don't cum at all
Fap to Mugi-chan
Or better yet don't fap at all for her.