is long hair on a man red pilled?
imo it shows that he's genetically superior to other men since he isn't balding
why aren't you growing your hair out anons?
You can have long hair, you just gotta watch out for blowback.
>>36805730
>imo it shows that he's genetically superior to other men since he isn't balding
Are you retarded?
>>36805730
bc i'm balding
How would you get out of this sticky situation boys?
>if you hold her ass close enough you can hear the sirens
>>36805700
BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFPPPP
>>36805700
BBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFFTHTHTHTHTTHHHHHHHHHHH
*snnnnniiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffff*
>99% sure new co-worker is flirting with me
>she's qt and young and I'm way older and not Chad
>I'm not her boss and I'm in no position to further her career
What's her end game?
She's planning to use you as a stepping stone for a corporate sexual harassment lawsuit
She's not into you and you are mistaking niceness for flirting
>>36805725
I guess this is true, but how can I tell either way? Why else would she keep starting banter with me when no one else is around and trying to get me to add her on snapchat?
I dont know where you are OP but you are a bloody legend.
For anyone who missed it a robot found his sisters nudes in the recylce bin of their family computer. He uploaded them then screenshot the thread and sent it to her.
Pic related. You absolute madman.
Kill yourself my dude, that was no doubt fake
I never understand why these bitches hand out nudes like that
>>36805627
>>36805627
On the off chance this si real why would that idiot send her the screecap of the thread??? The first paragraph was enough why mention 4chan at all what an idiot.
>Anon Iet's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
Can the loser clean up the mess?
>>36805608
big cummies OwO
Anybody have greentexts of playinig willy wars?
>tfw there are no violent boards
>everyone here is just passive aggressive
I WANT TO BE ANGRY
GIVE ME YOUR BEST, FUCK
>>36805545
Y-you t-toomoonrunes
>>36805545
i swear to fucking god if i see you post here again so help me i will take your ugly ass to a nice sandwich shop and maybe pay for your meal but i definitely will put a buck in the tip jar
>>36805545
this thread is just ok to be honest, anon.
They made fun of me and still do. I hate living as myself. Every few minutes I start crying for some reason. I can't control it. And it's like hes egging me on commit suicide again. Shimo being cold to me also. I don't know what to think anymore about my life
>>36805463
No one gives a genuine fuck you histrionic personality disorder having ass cunt.
>>36805487
Well, I've never been diagnosed with that. And if someone did have it. That would not invalidate anything they say
>>36805463
You never once talked about Aya and Shimo. How do you expect us to help you.Also you're an imposter just by the way you type.
>be me
>16
>yesterday
>two weeks left until first course ends
>about to fail 5~6 subjects
>realize i can't do them on time
>realize i won't make the year
>can't go to this same school twice
what should i do fellow robots
what could i do afterwards
>>36805450
kill yourself for being an underage faggot and a retard for failing high school. high school is basically a daycare.
Dont worry dude i know it doesnt seem it but ur still very young. Switch schools if u have to. Theres much worse than having to repeat a grade. Enjoy ur summer vacation and return back and try harder in ur studies this time. Like dude said its like a daycare. Noone likes school man we all lived for 2:45 its just somethin u gotta do
>>36805485
Thanks , will do
I've always felt i needed to do at least one right thing
How does one gain access to neetbux in Canada?
not sure if original
>>36805390
shameless self-bump of desperation
convert to islam to claim better gibs
I dunno. I am diagnosed with aspergers and OCD. Live in Canada. Applied for bucks. Application denied. Reason? I have a job. Applied for disability status with student loans to get a shorter pay off period and better interest rate. Application denied.
They apparently require that I be living in a mental hospital or at least with a parent NEETing it up in poverty.
What is it gonna take for some femanon to post her titties?!?!
>>36805380
They never will cause they're all men
Try >>>/soc/
Women are natural slaves to attention.
Posting nudes for nerds = lot's of attention.
>>36805380
>download (1)
>tfw spending yet another Cinco De mayo alone
>caring about cinco de mayo
are you even spic?
>spic
>no family
seems legit
sucko de guyoff
for me, its been 2 months. AMA
>>36805259
Is fapping the reason I haven't been granted wizard powers yet?
>>36805259
6days stronk
>>36805339
Yes, I would presume nofap is required for wizardry.
>"Thanks for entertaining my lizard while I get smashed in the ass by chad!"
Why would anyone have a reptile as a pet?
Aren't healthy people just instinctively repulsed by them?
It's probably some primordial mammalian fear from when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
>>36805295
bearded dragons are calm and cuddly.
>>36805295
Why would anyone have a cat as a pet?
Aren't healthy people just instinctively repulsed by them?
It's probably some parasitic symbiosis as Taxoplasma gondii eat away at their hypothalamus, modifying behavior and disrupting functions involved in fear and inhibitionI will literally feed your cat to my snake if I catch it on my lawn
>get tricked by tranny to buy him a year's worth of hormones
>He stops talking to you
I deserve it but goddamn why was I so stupid.
Not only that I let myself get hurt the whole time we spent together
Are trannies worse than women?
>>36805182
Cancel the payment you tard
>>36805200
It's too late
Origano
>>36805182
Thank you for helping her
>be me
>18 senior in high school
>5"8 Manlet
>6/10
>never like other girls since they all are degenerates ( live in socal)
>they would all reject me anyways
>in class and I see her
> 6/10 qt
>isn't fat and doesn't have """"depression""""
>isn't degenerate( no piercings, tattoos/ doesn't cake herself with makeup)
>her smile and laugh is the hotttest thing I've ever heard
>only a couple of friends and no chads or guys that pay attention to her
>prom is next Saturday
Should I do it? Honestly is the first girl I've ever had real feelings about and she doesn't seem to be one of those "I'm different" type of girls anyways. I just look at this board and I feel like if I don't ask, I'll spend the rest of my life hating myself and jacking off to traps
>>36805122
JUST DO IT OP! JUST... DO... IT..! Please for everyone's sake, just get it over with.
>>36805122
Yeah do it faggot why are you even asking
>5"8 Manlet
>6/10
Completely fine. Talk to her first obviously. But get off this shithole asap.