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Would you date a girl with severe depression episodes?
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>>35155728
I did.

She killed herself like 6 months later.

She was a real pixie loli looking girl too.

Damn shame.
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>>35155728
Yeah, but I'd abuse her and socially engineer her thought patterns

Plus I rather not have phone calls past 9pm
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>>35155728
So she shuts up and fucks off occasionally?
Sounds great where do I get one.

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does Khan think i'm a retard or something
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what the fuck is that font rendering
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>>35155712
winXP my dude
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>>35155686
>Analogies people of any age could understand
>u sayin im sum 'tard?

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>Tell us a bit about yourself.
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>be 26
>got a interview for a fastfood gig
>"what makes you Panda material?"
>caught off guard and tried to BS my way out
>didn't get the panda express job
tfw
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>>35155597
i'm the kind of people that would gun down the place if i don't get the job, starting with you.
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>apply to Mcdonalds
>no response

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>tfw yellow fever but don't want people to know that I like Asian girls because they'll think I'm another WMAF loser (which I am)

Why do white girls get to fetishize black men without consequence but I can't have me a qt Asian gf without being another creepy beta loser and have people make fun of me behind my back?
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>>35155584
admit it anon, people make fun of you to your face
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>>35155584
>without consequence
Trust me, they experience many, many consequences including social.
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>>35155584
Do you plan to go around town telling people that you like asian girls?

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>fap one day
>cum
>right nut feels like it's been caught on a fishing line and being pulled against a wall
>finish hellish orgasm and it flops back down
>shaking for a few minutes from fear
>decide to examine the poor guy
>lumps along the tube that connects the testicle to the prostate or something along those lines
>wonder if it's twisted but thinks it's not due to the fact that it would look like a bag full of worms
>almost cry
>go for one week of nofap from fear
>give in and fap on saturday
>not the same hellish orgasm but it's sore and sensitive
>uncomfortable all day and today
I'm going to see a urologist tomorrow, anyone have any knowledge of this? I may never be able to cum again without discomfort if this isn't fixed.
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>>35155572
sucks for you faggot roflmao
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It's prob nothing but I'd get it looked at.
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>>35155572
I'm too drunk to properly read your post but it sounds like if you "twisted" your testicle.
Don't ask me how it works, but somebody I know had this (from sex mind you). They basically had to operate it and he had to walk around with sticks in his balls for some weeks.

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any ruskies around tonight? tell me about your country.

besides vodka, what other kind of hard beverages that are popular?
any stories about traveling on Lena Highway?
What snacks is on the table at every family gathering?
Favorite things to do in the summer?
Why do Russians like Isareal so much?

go
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>>35155562
Russian here, ask anything. Probably will commit suicide soon cos this country is too bad to live in.
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>>35155638
Tell me about your situation.

What is bad, but also what is good about living in Russia?
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>>35155562
> besides vodka, what other kind of hard beverages that are popular?
Idk, no friends to drink with.

> any stories about traveling on Lena Highway?
Have no idea what is it.

> What snacks is on the table at every family gathering?
Potatoes, vegetables, tea, nothing special
> Favorite things to do in the summer?
everyone has it different, I like to bicycle
> Why do Russians like Isareal so much?
Have 0 idea, I hate it.

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>he hasn't seen stranger things
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>>35155549
Is it really that good? What is the plot?
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>>35155604
It's pretty good, probably one of the better TV series I've seen recently.
>Plot
Imagine something that Spielberg did in the 70/80s crossed with something like The (mytharic) X-Files episodes or perhaps Fringe.
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>>35155549
Stranger things than what?

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Send me this picture
WTF?
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The funny thing is that he is a fucking Robot(worse than me 2bh) and his millonaire dad wants him to be Alpha so bad
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That car is kinda ugly anyway.
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>>35155453
did he have rich parents or any rich relatives?

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>"How was your weekend, anon? Did you do anything fun?"
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>>35155406
yeah snorted coke for the first time ever
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>>35155435
Woah, crazy xDD haha lol :3
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>>35155406


"y-y-y-you too "
Originigi gigi lgi

Saw a thread bashing discord threads in the catalogue so decided to make one
Feel free to shill servers.

https://discord.gg/4wKcyhs

Robot Haven

No traps

No talking about being a fag/fag related things

No normies

All the basics, music, comfy, politics channels along with general obviously

Nothing against lurkers, drop in/out of the conversation whenever if you have poor social skills or dont like talking to your own kind.

Everyone is very autistic

Please join we are lonely

https://discord.gg/4wKcyhs
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>>35155368
sounds boring tbqh

can't connect to anyone, got nothing to talk about, who cares
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>>35155402
that's ok, you can just watch, we love you anyway.
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OP is lying traps are accepted <3

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>tfw saw a dominatrix and worshipped her ass and feet
>tfw had a rash on my face a day later and it went away
>appeared on my balls and hasn't gone away for 4 months.
>not even bumps, just an ever present white rash that looks like eczema
Fuuuuxk

And I'm a virgin too. God...
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stds also bend your brain levers into wanting sex more and more
the more you collect the more insatiable and sex crazed you become
soon the whole world will be as a rash upon balls
i must dig a hole and live in it to hide from all you fevered rashies
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>>35155396
I'm hoping it's not real and just s fungus
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TOP KEK

Why do you do this to yourself?

Also

>paying for sex

WHY?

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>drunk
>virgin
>horny
>no qt to fuck
Jesus Christ all I want to do is get laid. Why did I have to be born in a time when sex for non Chad men is almost impossible??
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>>35155206
What have you tried?

>inb4 "nothing and I'm out of ideas"
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>>35155250
I went to college and came out still a virgin. what am I supposed to do?
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>>35155322
>what am I supposed to do?

How about use your brain to come up with ideas for places you can go to meet and talk to women

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What's every possible way that you can say "really makes you think"
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Really activates my almonds.

Original comment
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really gets the ol' brain train a chuggin
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>>35155191
really makes one pontificate

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>2017
>still a commie faggot

kill yourself
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>>35155188
checki
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ifif ifi f i f i fi fi fififififififif
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Why don't communists just get together and share everything they have amongst one another?

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"How dare you be attracted to teenage girls you sick fuck"
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not my fault they're prettier and purer than 20-something roasties
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>in love with 13 year old girl from neighborhood
>she likes me too
>tfw society tells you to fuck off
alls i want to do is be with her and make love to her. is that so wrong?
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>>35155771

Just have a relationship without sex but lots of cuddling. Society might not like it but at least it's legal.

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