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Are you a lonely piece of shit?
Come join this discord server! We will berate you like the friends you never had!
x7FXRZ
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Not that lonely. Lmao
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px is really mean to me, would not recommend ;_;
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>>37584640
p comfy mein negro
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What are your favorite dating sim games?
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That's cute and all but how sad must you be to actually play that shit
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What game is that, nigga?
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>>37584403
UNTERALTERBACH
truly robot
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Welp guys, I think I had a chance but I blew it.
>get a summer job at a local supermarket
>putting out produce one day
>coworker near me says, "oh no" with a sigh
>ask her what happened
>"I carpool with a friend and she just texted me that something came up and she can't drive me home"
>ask her whereabout she lives
>she says some streets
>I say that's only about five minutes from my place, I could drop her off
>"oh my gosh, really anon, that's so kind!"
>"don't mention it, you'd do the same thing if our positions were flipped, right?"
>she looks away for a second before saying "Yep!" with a smile
>after work meet her and walk to my car
>we drive in silence for a bit
>"hey, you got an aux already plugged in! Don't like the radio?"
>reply "nah, most of the stuff I like would never get played on the radio"
>"me too. Hey, you should put something on, make it a little less quiet"
>fish my phone out of my pocket and hand it to her, tell her I don't have a password and just to put it on shuffle
>she does so
>first song is "The Lunar Whale" by Danimal Cannon
>she comments that she doesn't hear that stuff much anymore but it reminded her of old video games she used to play with her brother when they were kids
>I'm pretty ecstatic to hear this but I try to act cool, just ask her if she liked it
>she says she did
>next song was "Bubble Tea" by dark cat
>she seems to really like this one, starts smiling
>mentions that she likes how cheerful it sounds and takes out her phone and asks what it's called
>I tell her and she writes it down
>she smiles and says we should hang out and just listen to music sometime
>I'm shocked by this, start to wonder if I'm dreaming
>smile back and say I'd love to do that
Continued
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>>37584402
Continued
>then the next song starts to play
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MRfzJc6HQ
>I recognize the intro and quickly skip it
>"why'd you skip it?"
>"you've probably heard the song before, it's nothing special"
>"oh come on, you put it on your phone, you must like it"
>"nah, there's better stuff on there, trust me"
>she grabs my phone and hits reverse
>"who's moon man?"
>"uh, he's a guy that covers a lot of rap songs"
>at this point I'm considering forcefully grabbing my phone
>decide that that would look too autistic
>consider pulling a walter white and driving into oncoming traffic but decide that it's not worth it, I'm just going to have to face the music
>she starts to hear the lyrics
>turns to me in shock
>"what is this"
>"ah, well... It's a bit of a joke really, people like to say that people are really this racist, so moon man is basically giving people what they want, an overtly racist guy"
>"racism isn't funny anon, this is... disgusting"
>rest of the car ride passes in silence
>when I get to her place I say, "see ya at work tomorrow"
>she doesn't respond, just walks away
Goddamn it, I thought I had finally met a qt who liked music but I fucked it up. Do you think this could ever get smoothed out or should I give up and not talk to her so that I don't make things worse?
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Fake story 0/10
Anyone would click next right away if moonman came on.
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>>37584439
I did but she picked my phone back up and went back, then kept holding it.
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I need your advice, /r9k/. And no, don't tell me to fuck off to >>>/adv/ that board if for normies
>Be me ten years ago, age 19
>In love with my best friend, a qt tomboyish asian girl who lives next door
>Decide to go confess
>"I have to tell you something," I say
>"Oh, I have to tell you something, too," she says
>"Ok, you go first."
>"Alright, I've wanted to tell you this for a long time, because I haven't told anyone else."
>Huh? What is it she wants to tell me?
>"I'm a lesbian, anon."
>I'm a lesbian
>a lesbian
>lesbian
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>"Oh, really? Is that it? I don't really care who you want to fuck, that's your choice."
>"Thanks, anon. I guess it's your turn now."
>Decide to lie through my teeth
>"Um, well, I was thinking about buying some tickets to Comic-con, and I thought you might want to go, like we did last year."
>"Geez, here I am telling you my deepest secret and that's all you had to say? I'm disappointed."
>Fast forward ten years
>Be me, age 29
>Best friend calls me up
>"Hey, anon. Me and my girlfriend are getting married!"
>I give her congratulations
>"Yeah, thanks. So the wedding is a bit far off and all, but I definitely want you to come. I was wondering if you want to be my best man? I know it sounds a little weird, but she wants to have bridesmaids and a maid of honor and all that girly shit, but I thought I'd just bring in my boys instead. It's ok if you don't want to though, I know how shy you are."
>Tell her I'll think about it
Well, /r9k/? Should I be her best man? I haven't really gotten over her, so...
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My advicefake and gay story, sisbro.
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>>37584312
Ah, yes, because I know that XXX fucc faec XXX is truly the shining arbiter of credibility
Anyone else?
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>>37584265
if you don't have feelings for her anymore then do it if you can .
but there's a lot of interaction in events like that so if you're a sperg say no just congratulate her man send a present or anything.
Can you get STDs from a female dog if you raise her healthy, clean and away from other dogs? asking for a friend
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respond reeeeee normies
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>>37584138
Why would you want to fuck your dog? Just buy a fleshlight
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>>37584138
is she a chihuahua?
i really hope she is a tiny dog so you can strech her pussy
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WHY DO WHITE GIRLS DATE ASIAN MALES
THEY HAVE TINY DICKS, THEY ARE UGLIES, THEY ARE MANLETS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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pretty sure that guy has a bigger one than you.
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Asian guys are cute, attractive, facial aesthetics are amazing. I'd lose my virginity to some chad Asian no homo
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>>37584098
The term you're looking for is Chang Thunderwang
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Have you done anything productive today? Have you anything you achieved you would like to tell people about?
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I went skating. It was pretty fun. Still don't have any friends so I always do it alone, which has been getting quite dull the past eight years.
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I smoked a whole pack of cigarettes in a grand total of two hours
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>>37584003
I helped a friend with his programming assignment.
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Do non-profit organizations pay well? I'm looking at a job for a church as a web director
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Depends but yes a lot of them pay well
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>>37583916
non-profit pay you a % of the donations not a fix income you can get $0 to 6 gorrilions
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>>37583956
>non-profit pay you a % of the donations not a fix income you can get $0 to 6 gorrilions
that is not how it works
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Did you know that salvation is granted by faith through grace, given sovereignly by God, and that man has absolutely no free will because of his corrupt nature, and must therefore submit to God's complete power for their salvation?
Did you know that all your sins are forgiven if you are an elect; that good works are the product of faith and not a requisite for salvation, for no man, because of man's corrupt nature, can autonomously do good in God's eyes?
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>only the elect get to go to heaven
>it just so happens that I am part of the elect :^)
t. Calvin
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>>37583874
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but shall have eternal life."
John 3:16
"For those God foreknew he also predestined to be conformed to the likeness of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brothers. And those he predestined, he also called; those he called, he also justified; those he justified, he also glorified."
Romans 8:29-30
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>>37583843
Christianity is not about doing "le good in God's eyes", It's about not sinning, and instead living for Christ. Man is not a sinner by birth, he is a sinner only because he chooses to continue sinning. Simple
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WE NEED HELP FIGHTING THE MEXICAN MENACE.
http://pixelcanvas.io/@68,-96
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Joining. I fucking hate spics
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fuck mexico
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get in here to fight the dirty beaner scum
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Why do normies talk so fucking much?
Just shut the fuck up for a minute
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*shuts up*
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ok now what faggot?
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Normies wont even talk to me and when i try and start something its either a quick response or a serious one BE COMFORTABLE AROUND ME PLEEEEASE
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My landlord is renovating my bathroom this week, starting today.
Only, he has shut off the warm water because of this. No problem for things like freshening up, brushing teeth, etc, except for showering. I can take normal showers at my parents' house but i don't really look forward to that, so i am planning on taking showers for the period that the shower is still working. I don't mind showering in a messy bathroom. The workers will not be here untill noon so i can shower in the morning. The shower will be working for three days, after which they take it out to start working on the new one.
So, are there any health risks to taking ice cold showers? I don't care about the temperature, but i do care about any negative health effects. Any experiences?
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>>37583391
>are there any health risks to taking ice cold showers?
lmao no you faggot
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>>37583391
they are actually healthy for you, if you wont shower immediately after physical work
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>>37583476
I always shower in the morning, before starting my day so it won't be after any physical work. Why are they so healthy then?
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This thread is for robots with a low IQ.
What things do you struggle with?
What are you doing currently?
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>>37583341
Dont want to study for uni, and I want to start earning money somehow but im too dumb to know where to start.
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>>37583423
Truck driving is good money. A license and training course only takes about 2 months to complete.
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>>37583423
Construction is the future. Go to community college to get associates degree and become a foreman. 6 figure salary on a 2 year education
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DOOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT *TSSsss* wrhghghghghghghghghghgh
I used to live in a quiet neighborhood. Now everyone in my block is tearing down houses and replacing them with ugly mini-McMansions. This is just like what happened before September 2008; consumer confidence is too high and everyone is borrowing stupid sums of money. I can't wait for the USD to collapse so I can finally get some fucking silence.
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>>37583266
God, I live on this house for 5 years, and just beside my room theres a factory or something like that, and EVERYDAY, FROM 7AM to 6PM I hear this loud, distant noise... BOOM...BOOM...BOOM... Feels like freaking Godzilla is approaching my house or some shit. so annoying
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>>37583657
You still haven't gotten used to it after 5 years? Also people vacuuming and doing lawn work are the absolute worst.
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>>37583266
>DOOT DOOT
ANTI-SKELEFAGS LEAVE MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ahhhh, another hard day's work in the dopamine mines. Just logged another 10 hours of mindlessly browsing the web.
How my fellow miners doin today?
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>woke up 3 hours ago
I'm just getting started.
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>>37583258
Not an easy job, but someone's gotta do it. Stay strong comrade.
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On a road trip with barely any service anywhere, dopamine running low comrade