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Tomorrow is Wednesday. Its best to start at the beginning of the week. Better wait till then.

Also since you are going to be on a diet for a while you should enjoy your final days and eat all the stuff you won't be able to eat.

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GET OUT OF MY MIND

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You can do it m8.

I started, getting some good distance in jogging. Just need to lose a these pounds. Planning on getting a gym membership to workout some other parts of my body.

Have a Gondola to ease your stress of going for it.

hell yeah dude
originanlkdgsbdrbgtfry

>>38311350
Why not go over and introduce yourself instead? I bet there are cute girls there

>>38311388
no it's just a bunch of black people

You have to maintain your hair. Use a pick and then a comb. You will look like a hobo otherwise.

>>38311403
I already do. That's just basic hygiene.

>>38311294
>be black
stopped reading there,nigger

>>38311291
Those aren't disabilities. Those are imperfections and they're what make you special

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>>38311291
>25
>premature arthritis
>bone fusion in my left foot that prevents me from running, weight lifting, martial arts or any other high-impact activity
>bad knees, so bad it hurts to walk up stairs or stand for more than 10 minutes or so
>bad hands, hurts to use the keyboard and mouse at my office job
>keratosis pilaris
>very bad teeth
>sleep apnea
>alcoholism
>bipolar type 1
>severe OCD
>paraphilia
>prone to acne if I don't maintain my fucking ridiculous hygiene regimen
>greasy hair (this probably doesn't count but fuck it I'm throwing it in)

>>38311814
>>prone to acne if I don't maintain my fucking ridiculous hygiene regimen

Can you elaborate on this? I've been dealing with acne since I hit puberty and have had only minor success in keeping it down.

It's because you're boring and uninteresting OP, kill yourself.

I have naught to offer but empathy and condolences OP

>>38311285
Happens to me all the time... In the elevator is the worst though, too much time to be silent without awkwardness, too little time to start an actual conversation.
Did you at least look at your phone pretending to be texting or something? That's less awkward

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>>38311268
Why are her breasts so shiny

>>38311268
>be 20 khv
>working as a lifeguard
>trashy version of Pamela Anderson is my boss
>she tells me one day she really hates armpit hair
>then says if I shave my armpits she will show me her boobs
fastforwardtonextday.exe
>armpits shaved
>I show her my efforts
>she shows me her boobs from across the room
I'm 40 now and those were the only boobs I've ever seen for free

>>38311290
I blame the smarmy umbrella fellow in the background.

i'll start off with sort of what i'm talking about. there was a girl at my school whose body and wardrobe somehow lent themselves to showing a ton of her underwear. she wore a few different pants but this one faded pair of jeans in particular she wore pretty often. i guess she grew too fast and never really kept it up with her wardrobe, so the jeans were like short and wide on her tall frame, and lots of her shirts were too short as well. so when she sat down in class, her jeans would sag way down and open up this huge cringey view of her underwear, always hanes with a white waistband and either white cotton or another color (often this turquoise pair), or this one floral pair. it was like this huge difficult-to-ignore display of nerdy underwear, and she would awkwardly try to tug her shirt down and look all embarrassed, but never got a belt or anything. just walked around gawky and embarrassed and having everyone see her underwear any day she wore those jeans. one turquoise day, she was sitting front and center in the room and the girl behind her called her out by name twice and told her that her underwear was showing (not sure if she was trying to help or being mean). both times she looked really embarrassed and adjusted, knowing that her underwear was the center of attention. the awkward way she did it led me to believe that she knew they showed sometimes but thought it was unavoidable, or didn't plan ahead for the embarrassment, but she looked too dismayed to just have an "oh well" attitude or to have been doing it on purpose.
so yeah, any incidents that you all experienced/knew about? or a girl like that? or were you a girl like that?

nobody knew a nerdy awkward girl whose granny panties showed all the time? someone who had her skirt yanked off in the hallway?

ok then embarrassing stories thread! only it's about women you know/knew instead of about you and it's specific to embarrassing exposures.

bumperino because intresterino

>>38311193
they can be comfy but can be annoying if you just want to lie down and be on your phone

>>38311261
thanks. the sale ends soon. idk whats a good hammock, yhough. i wanna save space and i hear its comfy and good for your back.>>38311286

why? i like to browse before bed

>>38311165
What are your pictures like? Maybe put something else in your profile. You need to sound interesting

>>38311165
Who is the qt3.14 ? Plz dont say its a trap.

>>38311249
Timea Bella
Not a trap :)

>>38311138
She will hate you and divorce you for gibs me dats

>>38311164
No, I do not think she will.
I have a large salary, I have my own car, I'm going to buy my own house soon, I'm not a manlet, I have good hygiene, I can cook, clean and take care of myself, I have no mental or physical illnesses, I'm in shape and I work out every day, and I'm /fa/
I should be able to get a gf through normal means but I'm too autistic

>>38311200

Yes she will.

I'm glad
organo

>>38311043
>I'm glad
link to old thread?

>>38311043
>one of them flew over with some worms and started feeding him
That's a pretty good sign, I didn't know birds bothered feeding other birds' kids.

DESU, he probably propositioned her the next day or some shit.

It is easy to get over people when there are people actively trying to have sex with you.

>>38310968
I agree, its a fact women and men are different and have different priorities. When it comes to partners they are brutal just like in the dating game. But for their children they are mostly extremely protective. I would say men are more the opposite.

>>38310893
>working 16 hour shifts to take his wife to Prague
do I even have to say it?

>>38310846
In the same place as you man. I don't think I could stop smoking weed completely though i've heard it should help. I remember being anxious before weed though so maybe it's bs

>>38310930
How often do you smoke?

I don't regularly, maybe once a week. I feel like it shouldn't affect me but I'd do anything just to feel happy again.

>>38311015
At this point it's almost every day if I have something to smoke. I'm positive that my short term memory is taking damage

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>>38310796
Barneyfags will always be insecure.

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>>38310796
>tfw this picture made me giggle
Am I completely lost?

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>>38310847
Maybe. Personally, I think he deserved to die.

>>38310750
Man fuck them, put them in a retirement home when they get older, or better yet never visit them and distance yourself from them entirely.

>>38310750
>open up with family
fucking idiot
you should just get drunk in shitpost on /r9k/ like a normal person

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Ikr

>be me
>do a lengthy stint at the nut house
>move back to home town
>try starting to hang out with old pals again
>get drunk and confess I only moved back because I'm a ruin
>they cut out all contact and look at me like a leper if I ever see them downtown

Thanks a lot bros.