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do you ever lie to people to explain away your weirdness?
I've been telling people I have minor brain damage lately and they immediately begin to treat me better. I like it.
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>>37649785
If I did that, then I would be fired a few months after that made it to my boss.
Mentally handicapped are too much of a liability.
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>>37649785
I sometimes tell people I was dropped onto my head when I was a baby; which is basically true.
Fell headfirst from a counter top onto a hard tile floor.
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>>37649785
>they immediately begin to treat me better. I like it.
that's because they're laughing behind your back. god damn. you're a joke.
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Are women sentient beings? 2017-06-11 10:28:44 Post No.37649686
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Are women sentient beings?
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>I haven't seen a single woman that is sane and capable of an original thought.
>Most of the "sane" women have a herd mentality where they just do whatever is popular in their social circle.
>The women that are capable of an original thought are usually clinically insane.
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>>37649686
>i can't get women and so i cherry pick the roasties to make it look like it's not my fault
why did they remove sage again?
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>>37649686
It's fucked up how despise feminism women still haven't accomplished anything impressive
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>>37649736
They didn't remove sage.
Anyway you didn't disprove my point.
The herd mentality is rampant in females and in double digit IQ males. ALL roasties seek men with status, all roasties suddenly find a man attractive when another roastie does so aswell, all roasties look for a provider (and when they're on their period they look for a male with the best physical aesthetics), women are biologically designed to cheat on the majority of men.
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>tfw tongfucked a girls ass but still a virgin
Does it get more beta than that?
Any other robots have seen any action but still remain virgin? Do share.
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haha why didn't you fuck her? this seems like your own fault
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>>37649590
>tongfucked
Pretty fuckin kinky
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>french kissed plenty
>sucked titties
>ate pussy
>got blowjobs
>got handjobs
>still a virgin
Please god just end it already.
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Do you ever wish that you were Chad?
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>>37649521
No. I don't dislike my life enough to want it to change drastically.
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>>37649551
how about being Stacy?
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>>37649521
Not a great gif to convince me. She looks bored as fuck sucking that dick.
Being a normie would be smooth, but having a huge dick like that doesn't seem all it's cracked up to be.
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What real autists do on their computers? I mean not those meme autists on an imageboards, real one.
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>>37649461
Stupid stuff, like creating maps of imaginary places, programming stuff and the like. generally creative-ish things that take an awful lot of time, which they tend to have an abundance of.
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They install gentoo
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>>37649461
recreate hentai in vectors
install linux mint
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Hey everyone, humanitarian yet wise not-normie-normie here, I've been posting a bit of advice here and there that people have appreciated it so I thought I'd make a thread where everyone could ask for advice on their mortal coils.
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>humanitarian yet wise not-normie-normie here
What is this supposed to mean? Who talks like that?
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>>37649426
will there be a global apocalypse in the next year or so?
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>>37649507
No
oragano comemnadot
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>Mom took me out to eat to meet her new boyfriend
>He's a nigger
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
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Is he a black man or a nigger?
There is a cultural difference.
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Kill him anon, there's no other choice
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Your fucked OP
Move out asap
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>be me
>depressed and anxious
>decide to try to fix it
>decide gardening will help
>pick out a tiny lime tree, a blueberry bush, and raspberry bush
>plant and take care of them
>start to get emotionally invested
>before long, I start to think of them as their own people (i do this all kinds of inanimate objects)
>grandfather decide to mow the lawn
>destroys blueberries, and citrus tree
>i go out and see what happened
>go inside and cry
The plants didn't deserve it
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>>37649287
You know what you must do now Anonkill him!
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>>37649287
that sucks. i'm sure they're being used as nice fertilizer now though.
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I'm sorry for you anon, I feel empathy for inanimate objects too. They were alive though, can't you pick up a leaf and put it in water so it grows roots?
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I am too much of a sissy nerd to be an alcoholic
Give me different ways to deal with life that require little effort on my part
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>>37649240
sleep 16 hours a day
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>>37649240
Grindr, I wallow my problems by having sex and getting my dick sucked, its 100% chance to get laid and IDC so I'm pretty much a sex addict now requires no effort on my part they drive to me
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>>37649240
Depends on the person you are, sound like you are quiet and anxious so my methods are outta the window. You should get friendly with the party group who go to raves and shit, you must have one friend who associates with that circle.
I went to a festival 50 miles away, best week of my life, just drink, mdma and chills
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Alright wite boi,. Gibe me the keys the keys to the 300c and no one gets hurt
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>>37649179
Come and get them. You can't kill what is already dead
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>>37649179
the keys the keys the keys
Jesus christ brownie boy, stuttering during a fucking robbery? I bet your man-hymen is mint. Go home and jerk it to tentacles tittyfucking teens or whatever your thing is.
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>300c
Ew take them please. I need to wash my hands after touching them
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THE VOID WELCOMES ALL.
AND DESTROY EVERYONE.
JOIN US. JOIN THE VOID.
http://pixelcanvas.io/@66,-17
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>>37649177
Whats your goal oh holy emptiness ?
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Bumping for the void
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>>37649315
Bump it harder !!!
>one annoying friend always nagging me to go out
>I finally agree and we go to club last night
>everybody in the club is super good looking
>all the guys are muscular Chads
>mfw I catch a glimpse of myself in a big mirror
UGLY AF and skinny and manlet 5'9"
think why bother why am I here I want to die who knows this feel
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Did you drink before you went in? This is important
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just imagine you are a chad anon. you will be surprised how much a little confidence helps
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>>37648997
just start dancing like an idiot who doesn't care. some girls will think it's "cute" and give you a smile.
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All I've fantasized about, for around 2 years now, is being a large monstrous humanoid like an orc or an ogre.
I imagine being part of a large species of humanoid with multiple massive, inhuman cocks (Usually two or four cocks per specimen).
The species lives in a medieval world where they raid small human settlements and capture female slaves. They demanding the thickest, plumpest, yet healthiest and well toned slaves. Only women with the largest tits, ass, hips, and thighs will do. After a settlement or city has been sacked, they will be spared if they show promise of being able to produce sexually appealing young women. The ogres return every 6 months to check on progress and take up any offerings that are ready.
Whenever I fap, I imagine my hardened, muscular form bearing down on a slave's soft, pleasant body, as I vigorously, aggressively thrust down into her. Must of the time I use my fleshlight, and when I cum I thrust as physically hard and forcefully as I can into "her". I pump lots of seed down into her human womb in hopes that it will produce human/ogre hybrids. I imagine the thick halfbred girls born by my breathren that I will also take into my bed.
I've began to write a series of short stories surrounding the events of the ogre's achievements, and lewd tales of capturing and breeding slaves. Whenever I meet attractive women or see a porn clip with a woman I like, I add a girl that looks like her to my stories.
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Use this as motivation to get buff.
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>>37648784
That sounds pretty cool anon! I'd love to help u impregnate some slaves in your fantasy world.
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>>37648784
That's real cool anon be sure to post em here once you finish
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You get to live this guy's life for a day. He's dating the girl in the pic.
What do you do?
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Is that cunny?
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>>37648645
Fuck her for 23 hours then die of a heart attack.
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bangarang, fucking rufio...
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>a girl likes me
it doesn't feel like real life
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Don't worry she won't once she figures out you're a loser
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>>37648615
You greatly underestimate my ability to hide shit.
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She likes you, but she likes Chad's cock more