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>>38349081
I'd rather grow up in a country where people have noses

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>>38349081
Season 3 NEVER EVER FAMPAI

My life would probably be even shittier over there.

>>38349018
because it is a woman has the brainpower of a sandkike and genuinely doesnt understand that it is 100% IT's own fault

>>38349018
Scientists still aren't sure what causes autism, OP

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>>38349018
Because she is an animal which will never, ever accept she's done something wrong, get over it. IT will never happen.

I also was abused and my mother was the same

Most people DO in fact lack self-awareness and are unable to think in an objective, abstract manner to analyze cause and effect of the issue. Especially women.

Painfully forcing yourself to to do something productive like studying a skill which can get you a job is the only way for mistakes like us. Personally I stab myself with needles if I dont study enough to punish myself and to not think of what if would feel like to ever be loved.

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>>38348998
no one even wants to call me a faggot...
ahh ok than...

Come live with me anon, I'm having my own apartment soon.

Set up shop on the street nearest to your mother's house. She'll crack quickly.

>>38348993
I don't know but that girl is really cute, op.
can I have sauce?

they don't and you're basing your world view on porn and hentai

because they need to let other people know they have a black belt in dick sucking

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>>38348965
Femdom because I like the feeling of being desired by someone else.
Also (2D) straight shota because the power difference is fucking hot. Like, a 28 year old woman could just pin an 11 year old boy down and have her way with him and there really isn't much he could do about it.

>>38348965
Puffy jackets. Don't know how it started, but I've always found shiny clothes to be sexy, and these usually are.

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>>38348965
>primary fetish
Lactation.

>what do you think caused it?
Well, I know what most people are going to believe: that I have some kind of unresolved mommy issues.

I can honestly say with a straight face, that's not it. I have no desire to be with my mother in that way, or even with an older woman and role play that. I find the whole mom/son thing creepy.

I honestly have no idea where this fetish came from for sure, but I have a guess. I think it may be due to the stigma around lactation itself. For some reason, the natural purpose and function of breasts seems to be something that makes people uncomfortable. Breasts are already taboo in our society, and the act of breastfeeding is even more so. Perhaps it's that taboo that caught my interest in the first place. I can also say that I find it amazing that woman are capable of creating something so nourishing from their bodies. Through lactation, a part of them becomes a part of you. I think that's sexy as hell, and I'd love to find a woman that feels the same way.

>>38348963
not for 100000

maybe 100000000

>>38348963
just 100k? fuck no.

>>38348963
fuck no. she doesnt even have a nice ass. she has an ugly wrinkly grandma ass

What's bad about phoneposting? I don't understand this hatred it's fucking stupid and nonsense.

>>38349190
Phoneposting is bad because it allows normalfags to come here with their Iphones


posted from my Iphone 7 S plus

>>38349219
This is the most stupid idea I ever heard on the boards.

>>38348875
summerdress because i told her since very young about how nice she looked on those

also my family is moderately conservative and she isn't a slut yet

Lots of dresses and tight fitting clothing. She has really, really large tits so everything she wears shows them off.

>>38348971
post pic

the original

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>>38348846
Tomato sauce is better. Ketchup is made from all of the ruined tomatoes.

>high fructose corn syrup and low quality tomato paste
sounds like shit

>>38348877
Take that back right now

Ketchup is made from the finest tomatoes so it can be the finest condiment mankind has ever created

>>38348834
Pepe was never a good meme to begin with. Everyone using pepe is 16 yrs and came to 4chan in 2013, looked up "old memes" on ED to try to fit in
They settled on pepe

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5 cute facts about Apu:

- He's a frogs!
- He's adorable!
- I love him!!!!!
- Apu!!!!!!!!!!!

Made in Finland

>>38348824
Depends on how you are as an individual. I like being alone.

>>38348824
Booze senpai. Like Dean is doing there.

>>38348824
You accept the reality that you're the only entity.

>>38348818
This one. There's lots of normalfags here.

/soc/
What kind of stupid question was that?

It's /fit/. I'd estimate at least 40% of the content on r/4chan is posted by /fit/ users.

>>38348791
>Is it gay to have sex with another boy
yes it fucking is. sage and head back to /lgbt/ or /b/ you fudgepacking boyfucker, trap threads are cancer

Yes, just accept it, you are a faggot. Don't think "i had sex with men and like men but no im not gay!!", thats even more retarded than acknowledging you are gay.

Well, if you can't tell he's a guy until he takes off the pants then it's not gay.

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>>38348773
or just anime in general. I find smugs work better on redditors

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>>38348773
>>38348795
smugs are the best

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>>38348773
I'm a robot and they never appealed to me, nor did animal gore. I'd say my tastes are pretty normie. What will scare them away though will be our feels

>>38348692
Story of my life
Orga

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>>38348692
This made me want to consume opiates but I only have three pills left.

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>tfw found a deterministic way to trigger happiness using drugs

heh suck it dad