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>>35466644
Do black "men" make the best TS?

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>>35466644
>>35466644
>what the FUCK is wrong with black males?
you tell me OP

>tfw no smol black bf to dom

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>>35466631
What were you trying to cook desu

>>35466661
Not me. I never use my oven.

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>>35467090
What sort of advice are you looking for? I was NEET for 5 years, but I'm a wagie now who is somewhat happy

I'm mentally ill, blame neglectful parents and the person the agency assigned to watch over me that barely did--
>Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
>Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead
Irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults
>Reckless disregard for safety of self or others
>Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations
>Lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another

The white matter in my brain is fucked up.

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>>35466603
What's a cv?

Original

>>35466603
I had a gap year, visited Europe. Was a really awesome experience, visited loads of countries.

>>35466601
>have to hum and rock back and forth for five minutes before i can post again
what the literal fuck is wrong with you?

how did you possibly get muted for five fucking minutes?

>>35466608
Maybe he's just recovering from the trauma that this mute caused him.

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>want to make a post
>its a capcha episode
>hoo boy this ones a doozy
>it doesnt work
>browser crashes

>>35466574
I love hot showers, it's the comfiest thing ever, but it gives me acne so now I only take icy cold showers and I hate it.

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>>35466574
>Taking a hot shower today feeling like a kid today who here /showering/
do you not take a hot shower every day?

go to facebook, they will have more of these "dank brain nigga memes"

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>>35466524
fresh oc
orig-chan

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>>35466544
90% are garbage tho. We make these threads to share the top 10%

A lot of things are wrong with white males

That's hot.

Honest answer?

Jews, probably.

My fantasy involves finding a slut (pretty much... any chick) who I make friends with, and she thinks of it as a possible relationship. :D I tell her I'm bi. We both agree that we like big men with big penises. All this time she's never seen mine. We find a guy, and as we kneel down, undo his pants, and put the head of his thick 9 inch cock into each other's mouths, my stubby boy sized cock becomes swollen with submissive arousal as I moan with her like a horny bitch. My face flushes. It has to happen. I slowly pull down my pants and expose my engorged little 4 inch but thick boy sized cock. She watches as the little cock throbs up and down with precum on the tip as I moan louder on his veiny 9 inch cock head. She just glances at it and thinks... yeah, fuck that. After we're done sucking, we line up together side by side for his big cock to use while my hard little cock dangles for him to see

Gets me off hard as fuck.

Where do they even sell carrots that big?

>>35466504
>Verify to use this server
>into the trash it goes

Try again fellow robot

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nice rk5js

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>>35466496
Immigrate. We won't judge you.
Pretty nice here.

lmao Europe is doomed

t. European

>>35467731
Depending on your education levels you could even come here to study, some counties like Germany even gonna give you financial support even tho you're not German.
Seal that up with a solid job afterwards. Apply for citizenship once you meet the required time you lived and worked here.

lol, thats silly

>>35466484
Yes. I showed them some picture of a random girl and made up where she lived and all. They were really happy about it too.

>>35466561
That's more sad than being a KHV dude.

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What are you talking about OP? Please explain further and be original about it

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>>35467463
send me a file oh
MEGA UPLOAD

MEEEEEEGAAAAAA

How about you kill yourself instead? Boy

posting pics of yourself should genuinely be a ban worthy offense

>>35466456
On the agenda desu

I'd go for it. It's not like I have any self respect anymore.

Azusa Nagasawa?

She fucked niggers, saw the JAV cover 4 years ago around midnight during summer

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>>35466421
I'd been fine with the sex for the sole purpose of reproduction stuff but the sodomy can take a hike

>>35466410
Childhood trauma isn't anything to fuck with, I had two kids walk in and laugh at me when I was a kid for peeing standing up. I didn't piss standing up until I was like 15 after that, and I still can't piss in urinals.

Why are you coming to r9k to make fun of people anyway?

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>>35466446
>getting laughed at is trauma

Heh, well guess this the last time you ever post on r9k.

>>35466476
It is when you're a kid you weenie

I'm an adult robot now, I get laughed at every day. I'm used to it.

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i'm feeling like this too rn, like a part of you is missing and you've got no clue where to look

>>35466402
>>35466756
it's called 'growing up'
you'll be fine

That's because your trying to identify with you persona and not yourself, only the normiest of normies and the spergiest of spergs are who they present themselves a to others.