>you will never be a QT nazi twink tasked with sexually pleasing SS officers on the cold and lonely Osfront in order to keep them from race-mixing with local slavessess.
Why even live?
>>37662336
weren't homosexuals considered mentally ill or something
>>37662336
pls tell me the plotline of >this
is much better than the submissive fantasy blurb attached to it, OP.
>>37662347
Well that's what the (((history books))) say...
I'm on vacation in a seaside town for a week with my family. Lots of girls around so I was thinking I should try tinder to hook up with a local girl. I am 22 and virgin, skinny but not buff, 4 or 5 out of 10 for face. Should I do it? I know I'll have at least one day where I'll be alone here so I might be able to bring her over to fuck. We're staying at a friend's house while they are away so it's not like a hotel or anything.
I'd try to get it at a bar but there are none in walking distance. Might walk a bit to get to a chicks place if she wants but is it would depend how far. No car with me at the moment. Should I reinstall it, r9k? Honestly id gladly fuck a fat girl at this point
>>37662329
Get out normie filth.
>Unsurprisingly unoriginal
>>37662349
What part of socially awkward 22 year old virgin did you miss?
>>37662349
This has become the free space on a bingo card for any post that's not about wallowing in front of the computer
There was a thread yesterday, you may remember it, dude said he was praying for anyone's request.
>be me
>in friend zone for long long time
>ask anon to pray for my relationship to further
>whythefucknot.wmv
>next day
>texting qt314 friend
>"anon.. Do you like me?"
>autistic charm activate
>"You do?! Will you go out with me then?"
>mfw prayer actually worked
>mfw no longer robot
Did I just get fucking indoctrinated?
Congratulations, can't wait to go to your baptism.
>>37662288
Indoctrinated to be a cuckazoid
That's basically what you are. Bitch friendzones you for how long? And you still went after her.... Jesus I'm not even going to say it. Learn on your own anon then come back with greentext a month later.
>>37662288
If you had a friend then you were never a robot to begin with, loser.
i message girl on dating site "hi"
she responds almost instantly with
"hi how are you"
i don't know what to say back. i just close the browser and leave. why does it have to be this way?
i know if i try anything that involves me wanting her she will hate me. what do they want me to say ?
Its not as hard as you think my dude.
To start off when you get a message back just take a few deep breaths(I'm guessing you have social anxiety). Then give it something upbeat like "I'm doing fantastic, what about you?" I would suggest keeping it at small talk for a bit, and then transferring the conversation to an actual topic.
So for this kinda stuff music is a very good one to start off with, a good tip with this would be to listen to the music she says that she likes and get a feel for it. I would suggest staying away from politics unless you end up having a similar world view just cause its fairly risky. From music you could move into hobby's, and from there you could get her number, maybe even a date my dude. But none of this will ever happen if you don't message the girl back. Also if you are running out of questions just look up some 50 questions to ask my girlfriend. Overall its up to you. But I suggest messaging her back because if you never take the risk, you wont ever get the reward or learn from the experience
>>37662344
Pretty much
Pretend you're happy, they won't know you're just seconds away from hanging yourself.
I feel you brobot
>summon all my willpower to message first
>No answer
Or
>"hi"
> don't know what to say
>try to be funny
>All her answers are boring as fuck
>she takes too long to answer
All of these make me die inside. I tried tinder, okcupid, intervals, never stayed more than a month.
I installed grindr in promise of grills
>NO GRILLS
Are you originally retarded or baiting?
>>37662306
I was told there would be grills
>>37662333
Okay so maybe you're actually retarded, I'll bite.
Grindr is for faggots only.
homosexuals leave this board
Mako is a homosexual for Ryoko
>>37661928
Yes, get out homos
>>37661928
off yourself, degenerate hetero
Can a girl still be a roastie if she's completely paralyzed from the waist down?
>>37661819
yes
you ever see that picture of the girl with downs still expecting a 7+ male
y35
Yes
I fell into this trap with a girl from my school
How do i get rid of black-ish spots under my eyes?
I think its my worst facial feature besides just below average face in general.
Sometimes it doesn't pop as much but sometimes i look in the mirror and see a dead person especially with my pale skin.
Any suggestions?
you have to just embrace them.
I'm pale as fuck and constantly look tired and insane, liek some kind of zombie.
not a good look t b h
>>37661602
You don't, they will intensify in power every five years, mine first appeared at 18 and they intensified last year. Called aging bro.
>>37661651
This is the anon who said they intensify, yeah I find embracing them is good, they actually look good with my Native American features.
>goes on a 14 post twitter rant at some guy cause he called the British PM a "whore"
>she uses the term "virgin" to shame and insult males
What the fuck is her problem?
I guess she's just a stupid whore.
>>37661573
She's a white woman. They desire with all their heart for white men to die.
>>37661664
You forgot to call her a pussy
Is it possible to give off a bad boy vibe if you're an unattractive male?
Really want to feel how it's like to have women obsessed with you.
no
some lives you can't live sorry anon.
You're just a teen. Make girls obsessed over you by being witty and smart. Even I managed that. It's not as nice as you think. But it was nice.
>>37661385
it is possible if you fight a lot and actually win those fights.
>install grindr for cute traps
>all gay dudes in their 30s or faggy twinks
where do you find local cute crossdressing boys in your area?
Grindr
Where I live there are tons of other qt traps on grindr
>>37661306
You talk like they aren't region exclusive
>>37661306
either live in a large city or recognise they mainly exist in the 2nd dimension
>hiya anon! I'm all packed and ready to come over for the sleepover!
How the hell did you get in here? I'm calling the cops
>>37661280
Looks like a public foyer.
fail
>>37661267
i got some moss growing in my backjard you can sleep there wen i am sleeping on a soft matras inside
Fellow NEEts what do you say when someone asks you what you do all day?
I say nothing.
Why lie?
>>37661259
I say that i do nothing.They usually laugh and think i am weird.I don't really care about their response so for me it's all the same.
I normally throw it back in their court quickly.
> Not a whole lot. What do you have going on?
> Oh really? Tell me more about you.
> Oh me? Same old same old. Let's hear more about <insert topic here relevant to conversationee>
>gf uses female pronouns for my penis
do this, show her who's boss
>>37661127
glad I never had a gf if that's the case
post original bobos
my neet life is finally over anons. might as well celebrate huh?
also why does pic related taste like piss??
>>37661116
Congratulations, anon.
Be sure to complete all of your training modules, sell 9 membership rewards cards, and have 25 customers fill out and give back their feedback surveys by the time I've finished this coffee.
>>37661116
If you can't enjoy a cold Heineken, then you're truly still a NEET.
Cold piss beer is for hard working men after a hard working day. You gotta be so exhausted that shit starts tasting like ice water. Manual labor cucks know that feel.
>>37661229
should i add ice anon?