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>>37662336
weren't homosexuals considered mentally ill or something

>>37662336
pls tell me the plotline of >this
is much better than the submissive fantasy blurb attached to it, OP.

>>37662347
Well that's what the (((history books))) say...

>>37662329
Get out normie filth.
>Unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>37662349
What part of socially awkward 22 year old virgin did you miss?

>>37662349
This has become the free space on a bingo card for any post that's not about wallowing in front of the computer

Congratulations, can't wait to go to your baptism.

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>>37662288
Indoctrinated to be a cuckazoid

That's basically what you are. Bitch friendzones you for how long? And you still went after her.... Jesus I'm not even going to say it. Learn on your own anon then come back with greentext a month later.

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>>37662288
If you had a friend then you were never a robot to begin with, loser.

Its not as hard as you think my dude.
To start off when you get a message back just take a few deep breaths(I'm guessing you have social anxiety). Then give it something upbeat like "I'm doing fantastic, what about you?" I would suggest keeping it at small talk for a bit, and then transferring the conversation to an actual topic.
So for this kinda stuff music is a very good one to start off with, a good tip with this would be to listen to the music she says that she likes and get a feel for it. I would suggest staying away from politics unless you end up having a similar world view just cause its fairly risky. From music you could move into hobby's, and from there you could get her number, maybe even a date my dude. But none of this will ever happen if you don't message the girl back. Also if you are running out of questions just look up some 50 questions to ask my girlfriend. Overall its up to you. But I suggest messaging her back because if you never take the risk, you wont ever get the reward or learn from the experience

>>37662344
Pretty much
Pretend you're happy, they won't know you're just seconds away from hanging yourself.

I feel you brobot
>summon all my willpower to message first
>No answer
Or
>"hi"
> don't know what to say
>try to be funny
>All her answers are boring as fuck
>she takes too long to answer

All of these make me die inside. I tried tinder, okcupid, intervals, never stayed more than a month.

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Are you originally retarded or baiting?

>>37662306
I was told there would be grills

>>37662333
Okay so maybe you're actually retarded, I'll bite.
Grindr is for faggots only.

Mako is a homosexual for Ryoko

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>>37661928
Yes, get out homos

>>37661928
off yourself, degenerate hetero

>>37661819
yes

you ever see that picture of the girl with downs still expecting a 7+ male

y35

Yes

I fell into this trap with a girl from my school

you have to just embrace them.

I'm pale as fuck and constantly look tired and insane, liek some kind of zombie.

not a good look t b h

>>37661602
You don't, they will intensify in power every five years, mine first appeared at 18 and they intensified last year. Called aging bro.

>>37661651
This is the anon who said they intensify, yeah I find embracing them is good, they actually look good with my Native American features.

I guess she's just a stupid whore.

>>37661573

She's a white woman. They desire with all their heart for white men to die.

>>37661664
You forgot to call her a pussy

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no

some lives you can't live sorry anon.

You're just a teen. Make girls obsessed over you by being witty and smart. Even I managed that. It's not as nice as you think. But it was nice.

>>37661385
it is possible if you fight a lot and actually win those fights.

Grindr
Where I live there are tons of other qt traps on grindr

>>37661306
You talk like they aren't region exclusive

>>37661306
either live in a large city or recognise they mainly exist in the 2nd dimension

How the hell did you get in here? I'm calling the cops

>>37661280
Looks like a public foyer.
fail

>>37661267
i got some moss growing in my backjard you can sleep there wen i am sleeping on a soft matras inside

I say nothing.

Why lie?

>>37661259
I say that i do nothing.They usually laugh and think i am weird.I don't really care about their response so for me it's all the same.

I normally throw it back in their court quickly.

> Not a whole lot. What do you have going on?
> Oh really? Tell me more about you.
> Oh me? Same old same old. Let's hear more about <insert topic here relevant to conversationee>

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do this, show her who's boss

>>37661127
glad I never had a gf if that's the case

post original bobos

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>>37661116
Congratulations, anon.

Be sure to complete all of your training modules, sell 9 membership rewards cards, and have 25 customers fill out and give back their feedback surveys by the time I've finished this coffee.

>>37661116
If you can't enjoy a cold Heineken, then you're truly still a NEET.

Cold piss beer is for hard working men after a hard working day. You gotta be so exhausted that shit starts tasting like ice water. Manual labor cucks know that feel.

>>37661229
should i add ice anon?