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That picture really drives home what a stupid thing smoking cigarettes is.

Tobacco is an incredible plant and nicotine is an incredible drug.

Smoking the tobacco is a terrible route of administration.

It isn't the nicotine that fucks people up so much. It's the toxins that are inhaled in tobacco smoke.

>>36673918
yes that is true, but smoking is the most fun way of administering it. anyways, do you have any advice for me senpai?

Maybe stop taking drugs? Try to find a hobby that makes you active and that you enjoy. Try talking to people you dont know, I find talking to other people can make life more enjoyable.

Who the fuck holds a controller like that?

Just use pointer to switch between RB/RT, what's this all fingers on every shoulder button pleb shit?

>>36673809
>he doesn't grip his controller for maximum control
Wanna know how I know you don't play competitively?

>>36673773
Are we having this again?

>>36673746
Good luck, goyim.

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>>36674246
Why did you use that word?

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my goal is looking like this, originally

I wouldn't say their racist.
They just don't like sand niggers and shifty Jews.

clinching her purse when anyone walks by is just good practice OP, anyone could try to snatch it at any time. maybe youre the racist here shithead

>>36673743
It's not racist. If you're going to get mugged, is it not statistically more likely that a black person will be the perpetrator?

YOU ARE MY DREAM
AHHHHHHH

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>>36673882
HAJIME BAAAKKA KIMI WA MY LONG LOST FRIEND

WHOOOAA IMA TABIDATSU YOOO

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Everyday kono saki mo shining day

it doesnt mean too much really i have a few friends who dont know how to ride a bike and i just ridicule them everytime the subject comes up


you will only have to learn on your own is not that hard in a day you will be able to ride a bike

you just need to focus to push forward while you feel like falling eventually you will reach an equilibrium and then just ride along

I don't know how to ride a bike either and I'm okay with that. Id be more concerned if I couldnt ride my boyfriends cock.

riding a bike is really fun. i recommend all you depressed robots buy a bike and start riding it

>>36673650
low inhibition alpha male

>>36673669
He doesn't look alpha though. He's skinny fat.

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don't worry, i am too
ywn be his toopoor
feels bad

I'm black. I think racism is one of the dumbest and simplest forms of hatred. You really hate someone because of the continent their ancestors came from or because of what people they have no connection to did? It's retarded. What do you want to talk about?

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I'm black, what do You want?

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>>36673583
i'll talk. i'm cool with everyone desu

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>>36673581
Murkans are the cardassians. Sorry.
Federation is too left wing.

>>36673581
You're not wrong, but I'd like to add...
>Gorn=Nignogs

>>36673726
Oh shit. Never mind OP. This makes much more sense.
Then what would the Federation be though?

gonna have to go with 1988, when i was 4 years old

i would defiintely have to say 2016

i was confident, all my tests were really high got a bunch of interview invitations i was happy had a lot of friends was losing weight

then 2017 came around

messed up all my interviews, my friends group started disbanding,, i started gaininng weight and i am falling into a depression

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2013-2014 were pretty good, the sense of hopelessness wasn't as bad. i felt what could be considered confidence.
now i'm just patiently awaiting death.

>>36673523
Tell her that they're in your room and to stay out of it. Dump one on her head if she is still continuing on her tyrade. Rape is the last resort.

Climb out the window and run away

Where are your piss jugs?

elaine

god damn elaine is such a beutiful name i think if i ever get to have sex, get to have a wife and get to have a girl i will name her elaine

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>>36673431
That hair makes my dick rock solid. It looks so wrong but it feels so right. Pink haired crazy bitches are a wonder of the modern world.

>>36673431
sh-she would already have a name though

but I'd choose Veronica

Want to be my gf? I promise you ill be the best bf ever.

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>>36673418
my mom was mad when i took a korean girl to prom. i think white women above a certain age were raised to think that asian women are particularly untrustworthy

>>36673456
will your mom hate me?

I already have a bf though.
>>36673466
I don't even like expensive things, and I always split the bill ;_;

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>>36673353
I'll be your (male)gf.
Why don't you ever let me cum?

>>36673353
Sorry for having standards it's not even Chad's i like it's just average nerdy guys I'm a bit of a nerd girl myself y'know i even play Skyrim

>>36673515
Please seek help anon
Please seek help you need help

today was burger king day and big man got his whopper meal made me feel good on the inside of my tummy tum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs

this is what I think of you

it was good enough