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Cubans/Dominicans/Puerto Ricans get in here

>tfw you have all these slutty white girls throwing themselves at you when all you want is qt asian gf. feels bad man.
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I like all latinos except Puerto Ricans.

PR scum are literally vermin
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puerto ricans are literal niggers
dominicans are fucking monkeys
cubans are whiter puerto ricans
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>>36730352
>whiter puerto ricans
So, lightskin.

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Who here is just baked on weed out of their fucking mind. I feel like a genius sex god. Weed is the ultimate drug.
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How much did you smoke?
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those are some juicy thighs
I could use a entire bottle of baby oil on those
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high as fuck here

i don't think im a genius sex god, but i got off work a few hours ago and it's nice chillin in my room

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Will I get AIDS if I met someone using Grindr? I'm tempted, but maybe it's better to continue being a virgin robot.
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>>36729575
well you won't know, and they won't tell you
feel better about being gay now?
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>>36729660
>feel better about being gay now?
not really ;-;
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>>36729575

It's only gay if balls touch so you can't get aids as long as you keep a distance >0 between your balls and his.

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she smiled at me.
why?
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>>36729451
either she thinks youre retarded or she liked you. You'll never know...
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>>36729451
Wish women were only interested in talking with me for sex, so I can never get lead on.
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>>36730200
but im an ugly bastard, how can a pretty girl like her like me?

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why didn't you reply edition

Contribute and make friends with like-minded robots near you! Have fun!
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link
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2492107
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>>36729340
How the Hell do I pin my location?
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>>36729502
>additions
>add marker

"Anon, can you please change the music?"
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No one would actually say that. Everyone knows that the driver chooses the music. That's basically canon law.
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>>36729156
is this a test of my will?

i-i'm not a cuck
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Stfu and listen turd

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How do I look boys~
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>>36729097
pretty and fuckable
need any more of that sweeet validation only found in the words of internet strangers?
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>>36730280
>pretty and fuckable
>need any more of that sweeet validation only found in the words of internet strangers?
how would you fuck me
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Are you asian OP?

original

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Femanons, have you ever been catcalled? How did you react?
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Often enough. I like it.
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>>36729063
its pretty scary when im out alone because im short and weak and couldnt defend myself

when im with someone i dont really care, its just a minor annoyance
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Yes, it was great. I don't know why other women don't like it, it's not like they're gonna rape you, calm down.

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>she will never be with you
>she will never cuddle you
>she will never return your feelings
>she will never kiss you
>she will never ride your baloney poney

Well anons, Whats her name?


I'll start: Shanna
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>>36728727
Inga

inga is an original name
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>>36728727
She isnt Shanna a male with cock?
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Elena
Please reply to my textst

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If i permanently delete my facebook account, will all the stupid comments i've left over the years disappear too?
even the ones i posted onto other websites, via facebook?
i dont want to have to go through and individually delete every comment
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Of course not. What has been said will remain forever; such is the nature of the internet. Do not attempt to change the past. You have to live with how things are.
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>>36728606
i know they'll probably still be stored somewhere, but will they disappear off the posts and the websites?
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>>36728712
Well, you have to make the distinction of whether you are deleting or deactivating your account. Deletion is the more effective route. But yes, on the surface these things will from view, though they will doubtless remain in a behemoth data center.

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I got some coke this weekend and went to a party thrown by people I know. I did too much and got very talkative, offered it to several people and got this girl I like and have known for a while to come in the bathroom with me. She said she really had to pee and I said I didn't care if she did in front of me so she did. Then we did coke off the toilet. Then I asked her if she was single and we made out for like 30 seconds before people started pounding on the door. Did more coke with her and some others throughout the night and then she gave me a ride home. I was coming on kind of strong trying to get her to come in with me but she said no. I then said sorry for coming in so strong and jokingly said I blame the drugs. Then I asked her if she wanted to do it again some time and she said yes. We swapped numbers and she left. So anyway we both just finished school and are moving away in 3 weeks so I want to take advantage of this. I texted her today and she said "hi, who's this" I said "anon" and she said "oh sup!"

Here's where I think I goofed. Instead of just going for it and asking her to get a drink I said "not much, just in my break at work. How about you?"

That was 4 hours ago with no reply. How do I proceed robots? I'm not above double texting if I have to because I doubt I will ever see her in person again. Should I just invite her for a drink in a few days or something? Any advice would help.
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>>36728344
You scream normie, why are you here?
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ask her to get a drink anon.

you literally have absolutely nothing to lose.
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>>36728391
Trust me I am not just cocaine makes me act like one. I only get it very rarely but I love it so much. I wish I was normie enough to have it all the time

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What's for dinner robots 05/02
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>>36727981
I'm really jealous. Not a conventional combination but I'd eat it anyway.
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do you ever cook your own damn meals or dinner you fucking fat ass?
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every night i eat 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and have a bag of cheetos with a cup of chocolate milk and i have done this every night for 4 years now

Codename: Kids Next Door
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That school shooter haircut...
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>>36727744
Codename: Double dubs
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>this shit beat kitty bobo
Rigged.

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JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
CODY, YOU'RE FREE

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39783670

>A father and stepmother in the US have lost custody of two of their five children after playing pranks on them in a series of YouTube videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoYTdYRPPpw
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>only losing custody of 2/5
Wtf so they're partially responsible parents?
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>>36727705
no idea why they only took two away
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>>36727705
>>36727798
The women is only step-mother for 2 of the kids they went with their birth mom

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How are your finals coming along robots?

I have to leave for my Philosophy final in 20 minutes... then I've got a Mathematical Proofs final tomorrow and a Statistics final the day after. Thank god next semester is my last.
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Finals don't happen at my school until mid-June.

Midterm season instead.
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>>36727539

Not in uni but got one of my exams back at a grade which I need to start my uni course

feelsgoodman


Is philosophy one of those things americans are forced to pick as a general ed?
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What's the best way to downplay my academic underperformance? I think I failed two classes this semester and last semester I failed three... should I just act retarded?

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