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>tfw Euromutt

Anyone else know this feel?
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>memecoin fags making fun of people who don't invest in this big scam
>go to /biz/ today
>see everyone crying that they're losing they're money because they got jewed

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
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>when you notice your oneitis no longer has the "in a relationship" status
feels good, even tho I haven't seen her in a few years and I doubt she remembers my name and there's a higher chance of the singularity occurring tonight than us hooking up.

anyone knows that feel?
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>>38277901
>anyone knows that feel?
No, I got rid of all social media accounts.
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>>38277901
>anyone knows that feel?
I don't, because I'm not on normiebook.
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>>38277936
>>38277942
I'm not far away from that, all I do is lurk I don't even reply to the few PMs that I got over the last year.
But every time I think about deleting facebook I just figure I'd have one less thing to do and I'd get that much more bored.

>be me
>come in sock
>place sock on mommys bed
>mommy picks sock and asks why my sock is on her bed
>mfw mommy touched babys cummie socky
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>open social media tap
>anxiety levels rising quick
>get diarrhea
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I COULD BE OUT THERE ENJOYING LIFE IF I DIDNT HAVE A SMALL PENIS
REEE WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN LIKE THIS
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>>38277723
>if I didn't have a small penis
bc first thing I ask someone when socialising is how long their penis are. You are just too scared to meet new people
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Size doesn't matter to some degree, it's all about how you use it. I have am average 6 sized penis but i still managed to do some work. Failed normie here, take my advice.

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>a qt girl said that my dick is pretty and big
what

she is not my girlfriend or something, it's a slut from tinder, my dick is 6x5.5 and everybody makes fun of it on internet because they say that it's small

i dont undestand anything
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>tfw everyone who close to you suddenly ghosted you at the same time
I'm so lonely, am I really that unimportant to them?
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"Whether you're ready to apply for a job or not, you're coming with me. Your move, Champ."
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The NEET wastes away and ruins his life
While the the wagie has a house and a beautiful wife
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So do I wagie. Enjoy paying that mortgage off ;)
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>>38277605
good one wagie, you made my day
now get back to work before noseberg finds out your slacking
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forgot to post the picture
also its a fucking original post

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The high class is worth more than anyone of us.
We have to accept our fate, kneel down and obey.
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>have popular opinion
>you're a braindead retard pleb
>have unpopular opinion
>you're an edgy contrarian faggot
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>>38277544
Yes. You do know where you are, right?

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Testing this original #1234 post.
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Does anyone else get nauseous for the first couple hours of being awake when you don't sleep well?
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I've been nauseous because I was dead tired, but not after waking up for any reason other than a hangover.

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So this happened today:

>be me
>at train station
>about to head home
>my train just arrived, it still shows the current station on the destination board
>I enter, find a seat and make myself comfy
>start going through uni notes
>still nobody here, I must have been really early
>suddenly the train starts moving
>it's only the rear part of the train though
>now it says "please exit" on the board
>ohshit.jpg
>go to the front of the train
>it's completely empty
>pray to God that I won't end up on some stabling siding
>it's going really slow and crossing a lot of switches now
>suddenly train stops
>no railway station in sight
>lots of tracks on both sides
>door opens, engine driver comes out
>sees me
>"h-hi"
>asks me what I'm doing here
>I explain how I thought the train would head back into the direction it came from
>she is amused and annoyed at the same time
>says she checked if anybody was inside after the doors were locked
>didn't see me for some reason but whatever
>tells me I fucked up because she can't let me out now
>I'll have to wait until the train returns to the station it came from
>sit there for 20 minutes
>finally it starts rolling again
>once it arrives I jump out and check the destination autistically for a dozen times
>hope none of the other passengers realise I was sitting in an empty train
>another 30 minutes later I'm finally home

trains are dangerous
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hapoened to me before, feeling the autistic life
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>>38277523

>>hope none of the other passengers realise I was sitting in an empty train
>>another 30 minutes later I'm finally home
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>trains are dangerous

I know this semi awkard embarrasing feeling. When something like this happen IJust put poker face and pretend nothing happened. Even if im dying inside, I just rationalize it and realize no one cares or noticed what just happened and its just my paranoia.
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hey OP at least this happened on the way home and not the way to uni. would've been much worse if it caused you to miss classes.

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