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What exactly makes a girl a mommy GF?
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>>38278020
Being legitimately more accomplished/successful than the boy and having real power over him.
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>>38278020
Maturity, competence, dresses with a smart refined style. Don't even need to go into really weird babying shit to know a mummy gf.

My friend's gf will take the piss to him and buy him sonic themed clothing and talk to him i na really strict parental manner sometimes.
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Sauce on OP's pic please
PLEASE

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>had chance to get gf
>screw it up
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>had chance

how does that feel?
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>>38278101
initially incredible, you feel valued, as if it was all worth it then once again empty, unaccomplished and once again staring at the familiar yellow screen of r9k at 4am crying

>tfw Euromutt

Anyone else know this feel?
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>memecoin fags making fun of people who don't invest in this big scam
>go to /biz/ today
>see everyone crying that they're losing they're money because they got jewed

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
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>when you notice your oneitis no longer has the "in a relationship" status
feels good, even tho I haven't seen her in a few years and I doubt she remembers my name and there's a higher chance of the singularity occurring tonight than us hooking up.

anyone knows that feel?
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>>38277901
>anyone knows that feel?
No, I got rid of all social media accounts.
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>>38277901
>anyone knows that feel?
I don't, because I'm not on normiebook.
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>>38277936
>>38277942
I'm not far away from that, all I do is lurk I don't even reply to the few PMs that I got over the last year.
But every time I think about deleting facebook I just figure I'd have one less thing to do and I'd get that much more bored.

>be me
>come in sock
>place sock on mommys bed
>mommy picks sock and asks why my sock is on her bed
>mfw mommy touched babys cummie socky
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>open social media tap
>anxiety levels rising quick
>get diarrhea
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I COULD BE OUT THERE ENJOYING LIFE IF I DIDNT HAVE A SMALL PENIS
REEE WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN LIKE THIS
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>>38277723
>if I didn't have a small penis
bc first thing I ask someone when socialising is how long their penis are. You are just too scared to meet new people
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Size doesn't matter to some degree, it's all about how you use it. I have am average 6 sized penis but i still managed to do some work. Failed normie here, take my advice.

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>a qt girl said that my dick is pretty and big
what

she is not my girlfriend or something, it's a slut from tinder, my dick is 6x5.5 and everybody makes fun of it on internet because they say that it's small

i dont undestand anything
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>tfw everyone who close to you suddenly ghosted you at the same time
I'm so lonely, am I really that unimportant to them?
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"Whether you're ready to apply for a job or not, you're coming with me. Your move, Champ."
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The NEET wastes away and ruins his life
While the the wagie has a house and a beautiful wife
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So do I wagie. Enjoy paying that mortgage off ;)
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>>38277605
good one wagie, you made my day
now get back to work before noseberg finds out your slacking
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>>38277696
forgot to post the picture
also its a fucking original post

The high class is worth more than anyone of us.
We have to accept our fate, kneel down and obey.
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>have popular opinion
>you're a braindead retard pleb
>have unpopular opinion
>you're an edgy contrarian faggot
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>>38277544
Yes. You do know where you are, right?

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Testing this original #1234 post.
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