>tfw Euromutt
Anyone else know this feel?
>memecoin fags making fun of people who don't invest in this big scam
>go to /biz/ today
>see everyone crying that they're losing they're money because they got jewed
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
>when you notice your oneitis no longer has the "in a relationship" status
feels good, even tho I haven't seen her in a few years and I doubt she remembers my name and there's a higher chance of the singularity occurring tonight than us hooking up.
anyone knows that feel?
>>38277901
>anyone knows that feel?
No, I got rid of all social media accounts.
>>38277901
>anyone knows that feel?
I don't, because I'm not on normiebook.
>>38277936
>>38277942
I'm not far away from that, all I do is lurk I don't even reply to the few PMs that I got over the last year.
But every time I think about deleting facebook I just figure I'd have one less thing to do and I'd get that much more bored.
>be me
>come in sock
>place sock on mommys bed
>mommy picks sock and asks why my sock is on her bed
>mfw mommy touched babys cummie socky
>open social media tap
>anxiety levels rising quick
>get diarrhea
I COULD BE OUT THERE ENJOYING LIFE IF I DIDNT HAVE A SMALL PENIS
REEE WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN LIKE THIS
>>38277723
>if I didn't have a small penis
bc first thing I ask someone when socialising is how long their penis are. You are just too scared to meet new people
Size doesn't matter to some degree, it's all about how you use it. I have am average 6 sized penis but i still managed to do some work. Failed normie here, take my advice.
>a qt girl said that my dick is pretty and big
what
she is not my girlfriend or something, it's a slut from tinder, my dick is 6x5.5 and everybody makes fun of it on internet because they say that it's small
i dont undestand anything
>tfw everyone who close to you suddenly ghosted you at the same time
I'm so lonely, am I really that unimportant to them?
"Whether you're ready to apply for a job or not, you're coming with me. Your move, Champ."
The NEET wastes away and ruins his life
While the the wagie has a house and a beautiful wife
So do I wagie. Enjoy paying that mortgage off ;)
>>38277605
good one wagie, you made my day
now get back to work before noseberg finds out your slacking
>>38277696
forgot to post the picture
also its a fucking original post
The high class is worth more than anyone of us.
We have to accept our fate, kneel down and obey.
>have popular opinion
>you're a braindead retard pleb
>have unpopular opinion
>you're an edgy contrarian faggot
>>38277544
Yes. You do know where you are, right?
Testing this original #1234 post.
Does anyone else get nauseous for the first couple hours of being awake when you don't sleep well?
I've been nauseous because I was dead tired, but not after waking up for any reason other than a hangover.
So this happened today:
>be me
>at train station
>about to head home
>my train just arrived, it still shows the current station on the destination board
>I enter, find a seat and make myself comfy
>start going through uni notes
>still nobody here, I must have been really early
>suddenly the train starts moving
>it's only the rear part of the train though
>now it says "please exit" on the board
>ohshit.jpg
>go to the front of the train
>it's completely empty
>pray to God that I won't end up on some stabling siding
>it's going really slow and crossing a lot of switches now
>suddenly train stops
>no railway station in sight
>lots of tracks on both sides
>door opens, engine driver comes out
>sees me
>"h-hi"
>asks me what I'm doing here
>I explain how I thought the train would head back into the direction it came from
>she is amused and annoyed at the same time
>says she checked if anybody was inside after the doors were locked
>didn't see me for some reason but whatever
>tells me I fucked up because she can't let me out now
>I'll have to wait until the train returns to the station it came from
>sit there for 20 minutes
>finally it starts rolling again
>once it arrives I jump out and check the destination autistically for a dozen times
>hope none of the other passengers realise I was sitting in an empty train
>another 30 minutes later I'm finally home
trains are dangerous
hapoened to me before, feeling the autistic life
>>38277523
>>hope none of the other passengers realise I was sitting in an empty train
>>another 30 minutes later I'm finally home
>
>trains are dangerous
I know this semi awkard embarrasing feeling. When something like this happen IJust put poker face and pretend nothing happened. Even if im dying inside, I just rationalize it and realize no one cares or noticed what just happened and its just my paranoia.
hey OP at least this happened on the way home and not the way to uni. would've been much worse if it caused you to miss classes.