>decide to make a gf tulpa
>3 weeks in, meditating as usual
>thinking about how she will act, her voice, her mannerisms
>pretty deep into it
>feel a hand softly touch my shoulder
>hear a faint "nehehehehehe"
>tell him he's not the tulpa i wanted
>"sup pal how are ya?"
>hes just stands there idly like in pic related
>stuck with him
>all he does is crack shitty seth macfarlane jokes and annoy the fuck out of me
>even hullucinate his flashbacks that usually accompany his jokes
>sleeps in the nude next to me
>pokes my face at work and humps my coworkers
>wants me to make tulpas for all of his family members
>he's in the bathroom as i type this
so how do i get rid of him?
>tfw no peter griffen gf
dam it op why do you have to be such a fag? dont you understand that peter wants your cock so badly? why do you think he sleeps naked and humps your co-workers??? HE WANTS YOUR FUCKING COCK SO GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
tips for quitting? was a pack a day smoker
almost 24 hrs in, i do not feel well, I feel extremely bad and I'm shaking
Get your hands on a vape if you can. Don't worry about the negative stigma. It's an invaluable tool for quitting. You can ween yourself slowly off nicotine while keeping the inhalation of nasty shit down to a minimum.
If you're quitting cold turkey, it's gonna suck. You're gonna feel like shit for a while and then it'll fade. The cravings will always always be there though. Cigarettes are a bitch.
>That kid that was the pussy slaying alpha male god of advice when no girls are around, but doesn't say a damn word when girls are present
>And when he does speak he always silences them
That's right, gather round lads. It's time for a That Kid thread.
>sister comes home
>makes me eat Carne Asada Fries with her because one box is too much for her to eat alone
Does anyone else really, REALLY wish they were born a girl?
>Does anyone else really, REALLY wish they were born a girl?
but the thing is, transitioning isn't an option for me.
You know how that face app makes all the other boys that post here look like cute girls? It makes me look like an ugly tranny.
I am simply too masculine. No amount of work could make me look like a girl. It's hopeless to even think about taking HRT, I am simply far too masculine
fuck my stupid body desu
Am I autistic because I go on google maps/earth so often
>want to go to Europe
>look at churches and streets in Europe in my spare time
>starting to be able to recognize cities I've never actually been to
Do I have a problem? Should I stop?
sounds pretty autistic to me
also sounds like a good time though
Is being in a D&D group reason to not be a robot anymore?
I used to play 3e in high school, back than I only played with my brother, priest, and a friend of the priest. I stopped when my brother went to college and I didn't have a reason to play anymore.
Recently I started going to a comic store, I know the owner and felt it would be nice to help him. Here I met a group of about four guys. I originally just watched them, but they soon invited me and now I play there every Friday. Is that reason to not be a robot? I'm not partying or anything on Friday, but I have been better friends to people than I have been for years. I even met one of them a few times to play Magic the Gathering.
Is the fact that I have regular social plans, despite how non-normie, a good case that I can't be a robot?
Fuck you normies of /r9k/. Fuck your bullshit advices. I gathered the courage to ask out a girl from my workplace, I thought I had a chance since we get along pretty well and she turned me down pretty badly. Why don't you fuck off this board? Attention whores too, go to do your whoring somewhere else.
you idiot just because you get along well with a girl doesnt mean she's gonna go out with you. This aint a video game where if you gain enough love points you get to fuck her.
But hey at least you tried. Keep you trying man. Eventuallly you'll find the one
how does /r9k/ deal with job interviews
I don't.I just stay home.
I haven't bothered applying for a job since I crashed my last interview with no survivors.
>was for unpaid intership
>fellow alumnus interviewed me
>dude just roasted me for 15 min, lectured me a bit, and then had a roastie working for him show me the door.
>two roasties accompanying him during the interview sort of smirked or looked bored during the whole thing.
i had a interview that lasted about a minute
guys laughed while shaking head and the other person just smirked
>ran out a cried in my car behind a chipotle after
I bombed an interview for a job that pays six figures. It didn't even require a college degree. I didn't have good answers for what aspiring Ruby developers should do and fucked up a question on securing against client side exploits
WHAT. THE. FUCK. AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A GIRLFRIEND BESIDES HOOKING UP AND FUCKING?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO ON DATES? WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?
I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
What would you do with a friend? Add lots of physical contact and you have a relationship. You hold each other while watching MST3K, you go get food at night and enjoy each others company, you watch movies or just talk about stuff that interests you both mutually.
That is my fucking problem. I can easily talk with people, naturally, but sometimes I get stuck, my brain stops working, I don't know what to say, I overthink.
Worst of all is that I don't actually remember most things I do, I don't remember most things I say.
Social interactions are kind of a trauma for some reason and my mind gets misty whenever I socially interact.
>tfw no gf into traps
>Get one chance at life
>Afraid of talking to pretty girls
why must I be afflicted with this curse
who /slowassmotherfuckincomputer/ here
I love this manga
it's like it's me except I'm a cute little girl and people in my life care about me
I suggest you read it it's very pleasant
tfw no bf to cuddle with and fuck