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>that kid that makes a that kid thread

>That kid who would always argue with the history teacher about WW2

>that kid who you thought was going to go nowhere but became a moderately successful rapper

>>36226882
>loving sister brings me free food
>fuck my life...

do an Eliot Rodgers and kill yourself OP.

>>36226882
Carne Asada fries are the absolute most shit tier of mexican food around,

>>36226882
Where is your 4loko?

>>36226806
yes
i just don't want to be a tranny
fuck this stupid body

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>>36226806
>Does anyone else really, REALLY wish they were born a girl?
YES
but the thing is, transitioning isn't an option for me.

You know how that face app makes all the other boys that post here look like cute girls? It makes me look like an ugly tranny.

I am simply too masculine. No amount of work could make me look like a girl. It's hopeless to even think about taking HRT, I am simply far too masculine

fuck my stupid body desu

Yes, and I'm also a very feminine cutie. But I would never transition because it's disgusting. I'm just trying to learn to be happy as a straight man.

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>>36226793

This sounds like a fun thing do while high

I do a similar thing with Russia and post-soviet states

I find the absolute brutality of those places fascinating

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sounds pretty autistic to me
also sounds like a good time though

There was that normie test that got posted a while ago, I think I got a 40-something which is like prime robot material and I DM a group every Saturday.

>>36226784
D&D is pretty normie these days. Too much socializing for a true robot.

dnd is fucking normie shit

ran games for 15 years and that one pic where some bitches start to play and bring in chads, druggies, and wastes is 100% on point

you idiot just because you get along well with a girl doesnt mean she's gonna go out with you. This aint a video game where if you gain enough love points you get to fuck her.


But hey at least you tried. Keep you trying man. Eventuallly you'll find the one

>>36226778
Exactly what happened, OP?

>someone with a job who has the courage to talk to girls calling other people normie

Please stop.

>>36226764
I don't.I just stay home.

I haven't bothered applying for a job since I crashed my last interview with no survivors.

>was for unpaid intership
>fellow alumnus interviewed me
>dude just roasted me for 15 min, lectured me a bit, and then had a roastie working for him show me the door.
>two roasties accompanying him during the interview sort of smirked or looked bored during the whole thing.

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>>36226832
i had a interview that lasted about a minute

guys laughed while shaking head and the other person just smirked

>ran out a cried in my car behind a chipotle after

>>36226764
I bombed an interview for a job that pays six figures. It didn't even require a college degree. I didn't have good answers for what aspiring Ruby developers should do and fucked up a question on securing against client side exploits

>>36226728
a girlfriend is pretty much supposed to be your bestfriend that lets you fuck her

>>36226728
What would you do with a friend? Add lots of physical contact and you have a relationship. You hold each other while watching MST3K, you go get food at night and enjoy each others company, you watch movies or just talk about stuff that interests you both mutually.

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>>36226807
That is my fucking problem. I can easily talk with people, naturally, but sometimes I get stuck, my brain stops working, I don't know what to say, I overthink.

Worst of all is that I don't actually remember most things I do, I don't remember most things I say.

Social interactions are kind of a trauma for some reason and my mind gets misty whenever I socially interact.

>>36226691
is that fucking real? no way that can be real

>>36226691
>all the +ruuGo+hs complained about hot topic
>goth died and now all we have is, what, metal
>they're not even around to complain and bicker anymore

can't take it senpai

>>36226691
>mfw recognizing that

Is this really a thing? Has shota yaoi porn made it to normiedom while I wasn't looking?

You're not afraid, you just know you're inferior and they don't want you. Afraid would be jumping in a cage with a tiger or lion.

>>36226653

well I mean I do have approach anxiety with 9/10 and 10/10 qts

>>36226653
No, I'm afraid of talking to pretty women.

>>36226602
Speccy stats

>tfw decently fast computer but my download speed is less than 1MB/s

>CSGO player is on-par with a literally retard on who's the dumbest piece of shit to grace us with their presence on this board

looks good, thanks for showing us

>>36226584
does it invovle soul crushing depression with no good end and leave the reader worse off after reading it??..

>>36227389
no it's very optimistic and light-hearted actually

way to contour a lopsided nose

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>>36226537
that guy killed himself

Good, she seems like a vapid bitch with an almost autistic inability to make decent conversation.

looks fat, delete her account instead

>>36226510
looks fat

original

>>36226471
i wouldn't know because i haven't ever been around real people enough to develop a crush on anyone

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>>36226471
Currently trying to get with a girl now, I struggle to find conversation and get nervous. She thinks its cute but how long will it last? I dont know what to do until I can see her in person and just cuddle up.

>>36226471
I end up just trying to sneak looks at them. I act nervous around them and want to avoid going around them but I cannot.
Predict me please.