Wanna try licking the tip of a juicy cock? Buy a big litchi and start sucking boy!
Thats a rambutan, not a litchi. It's almost like you haven't travelled extensively around SE Asia, experienceing new and exciting foods.
>>37705169
Wanna play dick touche?
>>37704935
>litchi
You mean lychee right?
If being a pirate (swashbuckling kind, not Somalian kind) was an option, would you?
I feel like when 4chan wasn't an option for ugly, friendless losers to waste their time going to sea was the alternative back in the 1700s
>would suicidal men risk their lives for wealth and pussy, with long periods of camaraderie at sea?
no, why would they do that?
>>37704904
>having to shit in a boat
>no internet or vidya
>no privacy
no thanks
robots I think I found the cure for everything
>be manlet at 5'9.5 5'11 with shoes
>fell for fit meme and got to 170 lb
>no game cus muh face and moms spaghetti
>can't collect neetbux because I fell for stem meme in nuclear and petroleum engineering
>despite 3.9 gpa can't get job because robot REEE
>have a small 6 inch girth cock and 5.75 inch length . yes its wider than longer, yes its a chode
>lost virginities to countless hookers, my chode cock makes them squel yet I can't score
>taking bars makes me content with everything
feels good man
>doorbell rings
What do you do
Normally I just pretend I'm not home until they go away. If I'm feeling adventurous I'll peak out of the second floor window to see who it is
>>37704840
>phone rings
>ignore it
>it rings again two minutes later
>>37704840
I look through the peep hole and open it up if it's a package or food, otherwise I just stand there and try to breathe quietly until they leave
No one worthwhile shows up unannounced anymore. Unless I'm expecting a package or food, I don't answer the door. 9/10 times it's someone trying to sell something or get me to go to their church.
>it's an "anon gets drunk and posts his dick to feminist subreddits" episode
Lel. That's pretty good anon.
>>37704774
i don't know who you are, but just know that I was about to post the exact same thing. the EXACT SAME THING.
It's another anon gets drunk with a girl on discord and says a bunch of embarrassing shit episode. Tired of fucking reruns
So I got some poppers today and may have overdone it, long story short I got very mild cyanosis. When my parents saw me with blue lips and such they took me to the doctors and they're now hospitalized me. When there I'm gonna have blood tests and all that shit and I need to know if they can figure out I was using from the tests
>>37704755
About to fail a test. I am a failure in life. 22 with no higher education
Did you try to kill yourself?
According to some shit I just read on the internet you'll be fine - a google search is free and no more or less credible than what you'll hear here
"Amyl, Butyl and IsoButyl Nitrates (aka poppers) are completely and rapidly metabolized in the liver by first-pass mechanism. These are very fast acting and are broken down almost immediately into undetectable metabolites. It doesn't show up in blood or urine tests."
does anti-anxiety medicine actually help? the only way my psychiatrist will prescribe me anything is if I go to therapy. i don't want to go through all that shit only for the meds to not work.
>>37704704
it made me drowsy and could jerk for hours having a death grip
mixed bag i'd say
tf when you realize you're bad at texting/socializing in general
>>37704591
femanon here
I know right? Im always trying to text so many people at once that I need to be fast, but being fast means i make alot of mistakes. like yesterday I was texting my mom, my sister, my dog (lol that's a bit of a joke but I do have a number for him becuase it's fun to pretend) my boyfriend, my tumblr boyfreind, my best freind sarah and my other best freind janice. like, ok so I was texting sarah and janice and well, they don't like each other so me and sarah where talking about the things we dont like about janice and OH MY GOD i was talking about how flat her ass is but I sent it to janice, Like OMG it was so bad. i don't really know what to do. I tried playing it off like I was talking about someone else, but I think she knows. i dont know, ill have to make it up to her somehow
>>37704591
mfw I realize I will never have something like pic related
>>37704640
if you start putting
>femanon here
at the end of your posts
you might bait someone into reading any of your shit
>like girl
>hear that she likes me for about 4 months
>"Femanon likes Anon"
>Constantly
>She starts dating someone
>Fucker has the same name as me.
>>37704555
Be thankful you didn't spill your spaghetti and confess your attraction to her.
i dont hate normies anymore, i realized that it's my fault, i have no social skills or something, i cant talk about anything because i have no hobbies and the only time im happy in the life is when im at my home alone
Most normals have no "real" hobbies. But they're attractive and like picking on the weakest link.The weakest link would be you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=86&v=cXdEtqvhM8E
femanon here
how does it feel to know that such a self proclaimed alpha was cut down to size by a few words out of Stacie's mouth?
you boys are pathetic with your dumb little hobbies if you can't even handle a woman.
how does it feel KNOWING you were born right before the singularity? we all lost
Look how happy this white boi look?
That girl is a human doll.The guy looks like the average r9k user.Of course he would be happy
so anon what did you get me for my great birthday?
>it's a Google Street View nostalgia episode
why today?
>>37703804
femanon here
>why today
well, why did you decide to get nostalgic today
>>37703819
I was looking for directions on google maps and somehow started looking into the area where I grew up from when I lived on the other side of the country.
spent three hours "walking" around the place I used to know.